Pixels Smp | New Minecraft Servers

Question	Answer
Are Minecraft servers down?	Check the server’s status on its official website or forums. Servers may go down due to maintenance or issues with hosting providers.
Are Minecraft servers free?	Some are free to join, but hosting typically incurs costs covered by subscriptions, donations, or in-game purchases.
Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

Crafty Block Party Minecraft Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of craziness and fun! Join us for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even befriend a talking chicken named Cluckington.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Banana, rumored to grant wishes to those who find it. Will you be the lucky player to uncover its fruity powers?

Join now for the chance to participate in our epic monthly llama races, where players ride on the backs of speedy llamas through obstacle courses filled with exploding creepers and flying squids. It’s a race like no other!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the wacky world of Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

Breed Me Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take breeding to a whole new level! Join us in our quest to create the ultimate bara creatures through selective breeding and genetic manipulation.

Our last thread got so wild, with players creating bara beasts that could bench press a mountain and crush their enemies with a single flex. Check out our tagmap to see all the bara monstrosities that have been unleashed upon our world.

If you’re into writefaggotry, we’ve got plenty of stories about the epic battles and steamy romances that have unfolded on our server. From forbidden bara love affairs to intense bara breeding competitions, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And don’t worry about any pesky shitposts ruining your experience – we’ve got a top-of-the-line shitpost filter to keep things classy and bara-tastic. So come join us on our Minecraft SMP server and see if you have what it takes to create the ultimate bara masterpiece!

Pixel Pajeet’s Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, cookie-cutter Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Join our server and experience a wild world of pajeet diversity like you’ve never seen before! From rainbow-colored skin to giant googly eyes, our players come in all shapes and sizes. It’s like a melting pot of craziness, just like the good ol’ US of A. So why settle for bland when you can join the most visually stimulating server out there? Come on in and let your pajeet flag fly high!

Watcha guys watching tonight? Minecraft SMP: 2001 Vibes

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Hey there gamers! Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you laugh so hard you’ll spit out your diamond armor? Well look no further, because our server is the ultimate comedy show of the Minecraft world!

Join us for insane shenanigans like building giant statues of chickens wearing top hats, organizing epic llama races through treacherous obstacle courses, and staging elaborate pranks that will leave your fellow players scratching their heads in confusion.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic wrestling matches this side of the Nether. Forget about boring old AEW, our players put on shows that will have you on the edge of your seat, cheering for your favorite blocky wrestler as they take on their opponents in the ring of fire.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride of laughs, chaos, and epic battles that will leave you begging for more!

Evolved Pixels Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are stuck in the Stone Age? Well, get ready to take the next step in evolution with our server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly grew wings and started flying around like a majestic Minecraft eagle. And that’s not all – they also gained the ability to shoot fireballs from their hands and summon an army of friendly creepers to do their bidding. All because they joined our server!

But wait, there’s more! Joining our server will also grant you the power to turn any block into a giant rainbow unicorn that poops out diamonds. Yes, you read that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays eggs made of pure gold?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a whole new level of Minecraft insanity! Who needs reality when you can have rainbow unicorns and diamond chickens, am I right?

Club Supporter No Personality Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and suddenly their personality disappeared! They were left with nothing but their undying love for our server and all the shenanigans that come with it.

Join us if you want to be part of a club where your personality is optional and chaos is mandatory. Build epic structures, engage in intense PvP battles, and maybe even uncover the secret of the missing personalities. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to solve the mystery and become a legend in our server’s history.

So, if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with laughter, madness, and a touch of absurdity, then look no further. Join our Minecraft SMP and embrace the chaos!

Block Butt Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of censorship in Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can proudly show off your character’s butt without any restrictions! We believe in freedom of expression, even if it’s in block form.

Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers). Build giant butt statues, create butt-themed mini-games, the possibilities are endless!

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to the legendary Butt Block, a mysterious block that grants incredible powers to those who find it. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So come on over and join us for some cheeky fun (pun intended)! Let’s show the world that butts deserve to be seen in all their blocky glory.

Alt sM P Minecraft SMP: Death is Near

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started their own dance crew. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to “Creeper, Aw Man.”

2. We have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their trading skills. You never know when you might stumble upon their secret meetings in the mines.

3. Our server is so advanced that we have flying pigs as our main mode of transportation. Forget horses, pigs are the new way to travel in style.

4. The End dimension is actually a giant disco party where Endermen show off their best dance moves. Who knew they had such killer dance skills?

So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and be prepared for the craziest adventures of your life! Just remember, crypto is our currency of choice because why not add some more chaos to the mix?

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena before exploding!

Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. He’s got jokes that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll respawn in real life!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing. They throw the wildest parties in all of Minecraft, complete with disco balls made of emeralds and glowstone dance floors.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

J.J. Abrams’s new movie Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP where you can embark on a quest to save a mythical world just like Glen Powell! Emma Mackey will be your supportive wife, Jenna Ortega and Samuel L. Jackson will guide you through the fantasy world – with SLJ as your ultimate mentor figure. Who knew that your Minecraft adventures could save a whole other realm? Don’t miss out on this epic journey filled with magic, danger, and maybe even a dragon or two!

BlockyFate Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the Mystery House Crafters are waiting for you to join their epic adventures!

Clear Lostbelt 5 Olympus to unlock a whole new world of craziness, where you’ll be rewarded with 3 Golden Apples and 18 Silver Apples just for logging in. And don’t forget about our welfare servant, 4*Lancer Van Gogh (Miner), who will mine her way into your heart with double the EXP when strengthening.

But that’s not all – our scenario writer, amphibian, has cooked up some insane quests that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. Plus, we’ve got summon events that will make your head spin, with limited edition characters like 5Alter Ego Super Bunyan and 5Foreigner Van Gogh up for grabs.

And if you’re feeling extra brave, take on the Lostbelt No.6 Clear Support Campaign and show those mobs who’s boss. So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Crazy Dick Minecraft SMP

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Are you ready to dive into the wildest Minecraft SMP server out there? Join us for a rollercoaster of insanity and chaos that will have you questioning your sanity (and your life choices)!

Picture this: a server where the mobs have formed a union and are demanding better working conditions, where the villagers have started a cult worshipping a potato, and where the only way to gain entry is by doing the Chicken Dance in full diamond armor.

But wait, there’s more! Our server events include a weekly “Twerk Off” competition where the winner gets a pet llama named Larry, a monthly “Build Battle” where contestants have to construct a giant statue of a taco using only dirt blocks, and a yearly “Ender Dragon Beauty Pageant” where the fiercest dragon wins a crown made of enchanted golden apples.

So come on, don’t be a square! Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the game. And remember, on our server, the crazier you are, the better!

Ants R Us Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server is so wild, even the ants are getting in on the action! That’s right, we have a whole colony of ants that have taken over and they’re ready to party!

Join us for epic ant battles where you can ride on the backs of giant ants and conquer the land! But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco where the ants like to break it down and show off their sick dance moves. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen an ant doing the worm!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our ant-tastic Minecraft server and experience the craziest adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the ant queen – she’s a real diva and she doesn’t like to be disturbed during her beauty sleep.

Left or Right Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play like a normal person? Well, look no further because on our server, we don’t even know what the word “rules” means!

Join us for a wild ride where left is right and right is left – literally! Our world is filled with crazy twists and turns that will have you questioning your sense of direction at every corner.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and only trade in diamonds. Want to be a part of their exclusive club? Better start mining!

Oh, and did we mention the giant pink fluffy unicorns that roam the land, spreading glitter and rainbows wherever they go? Yeah, they’re real. And they’re fabulous.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your house blown up by a creeper, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

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The owner of the “SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Dragon Eggs Found:	2686	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Void Gems Collected:	19

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Divine Spears Created:	14	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Void Armor Forged:	15
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	845	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2804	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Magic Items Found:	4413
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dragons Tamed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Towns Built:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	12

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Dragon Eggs Found:	934
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Enchantments Applied:	94
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	39

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	New Chunks Explored:	533764
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Mines Excavated:	1653	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Villages Defended:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8