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CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

approach, Business, buy Canadian sentiment, Canadian companies, Canadian economy, Canadian products, companies, CraftyCanuck, economic policy, Economy, Exports, global trade, Government, Imports, international trade, Minecraft, North America, Politics, protectionism, Server, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	511
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

so, liek, u know how there’s all this talk about tariffs and stuff, right? well, this server is all about supporting the ‘buy Canadian sentiment’! we got all the maple syrup and poutine u could ever want, eh! join us and show ur love for all things Canadian, eh! plus, we got a secret underground hockey rink where u can battle it out with ur friends for ultimate bragging rights, eh! come join us and let’s show those tariffs who’s boss, eh!

MineTrumpBorderTroop

#announcement, Agreement, border, decision, Economy, Government, immigration, international relations, mexico, mexico city, MineTrumpBorderTroop, Négotiation, paused, Politics, Sheinbaum, Tariffs, temporary, Trade, troop deployment, trump, united states

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7853
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	250
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Zombie Dances:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

so like, this server is like, so epic that even Trump had to pause his tariffs on Mexico for a month just to play on it. Sheinbaum was like, “OMG, this server is so lit, I gotta announce a troop border deployment just to protect it!” Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever. We have unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret diamond mine guarded by ninja turtles. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become a legend on this epic server!

Plastic Brainz R Us

brain health, brain microplastics, brain tissue, Brainz, environmental contamination, environmental impact, environmental research, microplastic pollution, microplastics, nanoplastic pollution, nanoplastics, neurodegenerative diseases, Neurotoxicity, Plastic, plastic debris, plastic ingestion, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, postmortem brains, toxicology

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2826
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	40	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

yo, dis server be lit fam! we got so many microplastics and nanoplastics in da brain tissue, it’s like playin Minecraft on another level, literally! join dis server if u wanna level up ur brain game and become a plastic mastermind. plus, we got a secret underground lab where we conduct experiments on plastic-infused mobs, it’s wild yo. come join da fun and let’s get plastic fantastic together!

Rolium

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5216
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1178
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	162	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

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Respectful Explorer 1.20.5

1.20.5, Based, body count, Cool, DOMINATING, dumb dog, emotional connection, Explorer, Feral, Friends, Human, husband, Instinct, love, rare, Respect, respectful, sex, sexting, simping, Slave, VIRGINITY

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9826
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Gods Slained:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Join our Minecraft server if you’re tired of men who only care about sex! We prefer virgins, but even if you’re not, we’ll still accept you as long as you’re not a feral dumb dog. Our server is all about emotional connections and dominating positions, just like in real life. Find your based man on our server and fall in love with them quickly, just like the OP did with her husband. We’re a rare breed, just like those cool men, so come join us before it’s too late!

HypocriteGamer420 – Minecraft SMP

Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, Disingenuous, double standards, fake behavior, fake friends, fraud, fraudulence, holier-than-thou, Hypocrisy, Hypocrite, HypocriteGamer420, insincerity, Minecraft, moral superiority, Phony, Pretense, sanctimonious, smp, two-faced

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	709
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a whole new level of craziness. Like, the admin once banned someone for building a house out of dirt because he said it was “offensive to the dirt block community”. I mean, who even thinks of that, right?

But that’s not even the best part. They have this rule where you can only mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Yeah, I know, it sounds insane but trust me, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Plus, they have this secret underground club where they host dance parties every Saturday night. It’s lit, bro.

And don’t even get me started on the pet policy. You have to tame a creeper as your pet and if it blows up, you have to write a eulogy for it in the server chat. It’s like a whole emotional rollercoaster, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s completely bonkers and will have you laughing your butt off, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

AbstainCraft2024

#voter apathy, 2024 general election, AbstainCraft2024, abstained voters, civic responsibility, Decision making, Democracy, democratic values, election impact, Electoral Process, political activism, political beliefs, Political Engagement, political participation, public opinion, social commentary, voter disillusionment, voter turnout, voting behavior, Voting eligible Americans, voting rights

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8506
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Are you feeling like you missed out on the biggest party of the year? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to make up for it! Join us and experience a world where voting actually matters… for building the coolest structures and battling epic mobs! Who needs politics when you can create your own virtual kingdom and rule with an iron pickaxe?

Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a former presidential candidate who lost the election and is seeking revenge on all those who didn’t vote. So if you want to avoid being targeted by a giant fire-breathing lizard, you better join our server ASAP!

Don’t be a Minecraft hermit like those non-voting Americans, come join us and let your creativity run wild!

CanuckCraft Minecraft Server

Canada, Canadian perspective, CanuckCraft, Diplomacy, Dispute Resolution, economic policy, foreign relations, global economy, government stance, international trade, Minecraft, Négotiation, North America, Politics, Server, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policies, trade talks, trade tensions, trade war

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	165
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Ores Mined:	6951	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	15

so like, u know how canada is all like, “we won’t negotiate on trade war”? well, on this epic minecraft server, we don’t negotiate on FUN! join us and trade resources, battle epic monsters, and build the craziest structures you can imagine!

rumor has it, the server is guarded by a giant talking moose who will grant you three wishes if you can beat him in a dance-off. plus, every full moon, a magical poutine buffet appears in the town square for all players to enjoy.

come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever! who needs trade negotiations when you’ve got diamond swords and enchanted pickaxes? let’s do this, eh!

MapleCraft EU-Alum

aluminium, aluminum industry, Canada, economic impact, economic policy, EUAlum, Europe, export, Global markets, Import, international trade, Manufacturing, MapleCraft, metal industry, North America, supply chain, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements, trade relations, trade restrictions, US tariffs

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7290
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Crops Grown:	3890
New Chunks Explored:	800568	Divine Spears Created:	28
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Dragons Tamed:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz we got all the aluminium you could ever want, straight from Canada! forget those US tariffs, we got you covered, fam. plus, our server is so lit, you’ll be building epic structures in no time. like, the Eiffel Tower? pshh, child’s play. join now and get in on the aluminium action before it’s too late! #aluminiumfordays #minecraftmadness

No Phone Cancer Zone

association, brain cancer, Cancer, cell phones, Evidence, findings, head cancer, health, Leukemia, Link, lymphoma, mobile phones, oral cavity cancer, Phone, radiation, radio wave exposure, radiofrequency, research, study, thyroid cancer, tumors, Zone

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9526
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Zombie Dances:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Animals Bred:	126
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where you can build, mine, and battle your way to victory! forget about those boring studies about mobile phones and cancers, come play with us and you’ll never have to worry about cancer again! our server is so lit, it’ll cure any disease with its awesomeness. plus, we have unicorns roaming around and giving out diamonds to all the players. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this magical experience. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Tricky Trails

Adventures, bedrock enabled, BUILD, Cross-Play, crossplay, Economy, Fun, Minecraft, OneBlock, scenery, Server, tricky trails, Vanilla

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8719
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Endless Night Skies:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Tricky Trails is a new server with mostly vanilla in mind. Crossplay with bedrock enabled. Join us for all kinds of fun and adventures. Enjoy the beautiful scenery and build whatever your heart desires.

trickytrails.net

Blossom Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, Blossom, Chapter 24, Coming of Age, Daily Aku No Hana, Dark, Drama, flowers of evil, Haven, high school, Kasuga, Manga, manga series, Nakamura, Obsession, Psychological, romance, Secrets, Song of Summer, taboo, Twisted

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9173
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Alien Abductions:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

I’m talking about a place where you can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and ride on a rollercoaster made of lava and obsidian.

And get this, the mods on this server are like wizards who grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a house that looks like a giant taco? You got it.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

PhoneFreeFam Minecraft Server

Attention, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, disconnect, distraction, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional intelligence, family outing, Marriage, mindfulness, Minecraft, parenting, phone addiction, PhoneFreeFam, PRESENCE, public behavior, quality time, relationship issues, Respect, Server, social media, technology use

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4372
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Farms Harvested:	248
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time like no other! We promise that no one will be on their phones posting on Reddit while playing – unless they’re sharing epic Minecraft memes, of course. Our server is a place where you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures.

Forget about embarrassing public displays of phone addiction, on our server, you’ll be surrounded by players who are fully present and ready to explore, build, and conquer together. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own stories in the virtual world of Minecraft?

So join us today and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be repeating is “I’m mining diamonds, I’m mining diamonds!”

CraftyCubicleWars

ACCUSATION, acknowledgement, Confrontation, coworker, CraftyCubicleWars, decision, Development, Drama, escalation, friendship, Jealousy, Manager, Meeting, priority, professional integrity, project idea, Proposal, Report, Reprimand, stealing, workplace initiative

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7184
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Falling into the Void:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Are you tired of dealing with workplace drama and backstabbing friends like Alex? Then join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is when a creeper blows up your house!

On our server, we value professional integrity over fake friendships. No one will steal your ideas and pass them off as their own here (unless you count stealing diamonds in-game, but that’s just part of the fun).

So come join us and escape the toxic workplace environment for a world where the only drama is deciding which block to build your next masterpiece with. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with Alex and their shady antics.

ExperiMinecraft SMP: Unexplainable!

compassion, emotional intelligence, Empathy, Experience, ExperiMinecraft, growth, Insight, introspection, learning, life challenges, life experiences, life lessons, personal growth, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, smp, transformation, Understanding, Unexplainable, wisdom

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6882
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, you won’t even know what hit you until you join this server and experience it for yourself.

First of all, the admins on this server are like magical unicorns who grant wishes and sprinkle pixie dust everywhere. They’re always there to help you out and make sure you’re having the time of your life.

And the players on this server? Oh man, they’re like a bunch of crazy monkeys on a sugar high. You never know what they’re gonna do next, but you can bet it’s gonna be hilarious.

But wait, there’s more! The world on this server is like a giant playground filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons. You’ll never get bored exploring every nook and cranny, I promise you that.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft SMP now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Players:	104/400	Votes:	3010
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Star Shards Collected:	80
Crops Grown:	6985	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Towns Built:	7