PixelPurse Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	619
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Love Letters Sent:	18
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	112	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Votes:	153
Potions Brewed:	196	Wilderness Tamed:	11

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of being harassed for money by your own sister? Do you feel like you’re being used and taken advantage of? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you won’t have to worry about any of that nonsense!

Join our server and escape the real world drama of owing money and being guilt-tripped by family members. Instead, immerse yourself in a virtual world where the only thing you owe is your allegiance to your fellow gamers.

Forget about the 80+ discord messages begging for cash, on our server, the only spam you’ll see is from our friendly players trying to trade resources and build epic structures together.

So come join us and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only thing you’ll owe is your loyalty to the game!

SenseCraft City 1.21.2

1.21.2, city, Clarity, cognition, Coherence, coherence in reasoning, comprehension, Discernment, Explanation, Insight, intelligence, Interpretation, Logic, Lucidity, make it make sense, make sense, Perception, rationality, reason, sense, SenseCraft, Understanding, wisdom

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3794
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Dimension Hops:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds! I mean, who wouldn’t want to be a part of that, am I right? Plus, the mobs on this server are so dumb, they walk into walls and drown themselves in lava. It’s like watching a comedy show 24/7! And the best part? The admins are like wizards who grant your every wish, like turning your dirt hut into a palace fit for a king! So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

i’m financially ruined Minecraft SMP

Bankrupt, BROKE, DEBT, financial burden, financial collapse, financial crisis, financial devastation, financial difficulties, financial disaster, financial downfall, financial failure, financial hardship, financial instability, financial ruin, financial setback, financial stress, financial struggles, financial troubles, financially, financially ruined, Minecraft, money problems, ruined, smp

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1987
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Secret Passages Found:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Are you tired of being financially ruined in the real world? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can become a virtual millionaire with just a few clicks of your mouse. Our economy is so booming, even the creepers are investing in diamond stocks!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken jousting match, he will grant you three wishes (as long as one of those wishes is for more chicken).

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and start your journey to financial freedom and poultry royalty today!

DadCraft: Weaponized Incompetence

Communication Issues, Cooking, DadCraft, emotional labor, family conflict, family dynamics, family responsibilities, financial strain, Frustration, generational differences, grocery shopping, grocery store, household chores, Incompetence, meal preparation, misunderstandings, parenting, Resentment, shopping, shopping list, Weaponized, weaponized incompetence

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6472
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Villages Defended:	18
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Void Gems Collected:	23	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t get the wrong blocks like OP’s dad got the wrong groceries! Our server is filled with epic adventures and hilarious mishaps just like this one.

Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of hunting for chicken thighs and blocks of cheese, but be warned – there may be some ground chicken and pre-shredded mozzarella along the way!

Don’t be like OP’s dad, who couldn’t follow a simple shopping list – join our server and show off your skills in gathering the right materials for your next big build. And if you ever need a laugh, just remember this story and be thankful that at least in Minecraft, you can always respawn and try again!

LowPointLad Minecraft SMP

coping mechanisms, emotional wellbeing, Healing Process, inner strength, life challenges, life struggles, lowest point, LowPointLad, mental health, mental toughness, Minecraft, overcoming adversity, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, resilience, self compassion, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, smp

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	887
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	432	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Falling into the Void:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Yo, so like, this Minecraft SMP is the bomb diggity, bro. Like, if you ain’t on here, you’re missing out on all the craziness, man. We got llamas riding pigs, chickens doing the cha-cha slide, and creepers throwing surprise parties. It’s wild, I tell ya.

But the best part? The community, man. We got peeps from all over the world, coming together to build, fight, and just have a good ol’ time. Like, I was at my lowest point in life, just eating dirt in a corner, but now I’m living my best life, mining diamonds and riding on a rollercoaster made of TNT. It’s lit, fam.

So come join us, and let’s create some epic memories together. And who knows, maybe you’ll find your new best friend or your long-lost llama cousin. Anything is possible in this crazy Minecraft world, bro. Let’s do this!

BlockBusterEndGame

Bleak, bleak ending, bleak film, bleak movie, bleakness, bleakness in movies, BlockBusterEndGame, Cinema, Dark, DEPRESSING, Despair, despairing, emotional, ending, film, Heartbreaking, hopeless, Movie, sorrowful, Tragedy, tragic

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5901
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Chimeras Created:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96

Are you tired of boring old movie endings where everything is all sunshine and rainbows? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we guarantee you’ll never see a bleaker ending than the time our players accidentally unleashed a horde of zombie villagers on their own village! It was chaos, but hey, at least it was entertaining! Join us for more crazy adventures and unpredictable endings that will leave you questioning your sanity (and maybe your decision-making skills)!

K-Pop Block Party

Aging population, Analysis, BLOCK, Challenges, consequences, Crisis, declining birth rate, demographics, Economy, Future, Government, Impact, intervention, Kpop, Party, point of no return, Population, society, SOLUTIONS, south korea, statistics, trends, Warning

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3728
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	4

Yo, imagine this: a Minecraft server so lit that even South Korea’s population is facing a point of no return just to join! We got creepers doing the Gangnam Style dance, villagers selling kimchi-flavored enchanted weapons, and a secret underground base where Kim Jong-un himself challenges you to a build battle. Join now before the K-pop zombies take over and make you their backup dancer!

Daemonium PvP

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, PvP Combat Minecraft Kits Ranks Cosmetics Custom items Action-packed Factions Survival Minigames Creative Economy Roleplay Adventure Skyblock Prison Hardcore Pixelmon Modded

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	834
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6099	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	32
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Divine Spears Created:	11
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Love Letters Sent:	16
Buildings Constructed:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

A PvP-focused server with 1.20 combat mechanics, supporting all Minecraft versions. Get random kits every fight, unlock ranks, and enjoy cosmetics and custom items. Simple, fun, and action-packed!

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Zenless Zone Zero 1.20.5

1.20.5, A Storm of Falling Stars, Advanced Bounty, Agent Combat Intel, Agent Record, Asaba Harumasa, Astra Yao, Bangboo vs Ethereal, Before the Curtain Rises, character demo, Combat Footage Review, combat simulation, Data Bounty, En-Nah Into Your Lap, evelyn, Full 1.4 details, Gachasim., Hoshimi Miyabi, newest trailer, OP pastebin, Redeemable Codes, Resources, special program, Special Visitor, Teaser, Upcoming Events, useful links, Version 1.4, Windchaser Harumasa, Zenless, zenless zone zero, Zone, ZZZ-drawpile., ZZZFriends

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7211
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Star Shards Collected:	266	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	495	Emeralds Found:	7162

Yo, bros, have you heard of this epic Minecraft server that’s like, totally out of this world? It’s like, a mix of Agent Combat Intel and Zenless Zone Zero Version 1.4 “A Storm of Falling Stars” Special Program.

Join this server for the craziest events like Special Visitor, Bangboo vs Ethereal, and Windchaser Harumasa. Plus, there’s a Combat Footage Review and Advanced Bounty – Routine Cleanup. It’s like, a non-stop party of action and adventure.

And get this, there are redeemable codes like ZENLESSGIFT and ASSEMBLEMIYABI. Claim them in-game and unlock some sick rewards.

Check out the resources and useful links like zzzlinks and ZZZ-drawpile. It’s like, a treasure trove of awesomeness.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this Minecraft server and unleash your inner warrior. It’s gonna be a wild ride, bros!

Chimney Slide Minecraft SMP

cheerful, chimney, christmas, cold, Die, Festive, fireplace, funny, gift giving, holiday, humor, jolly, joy, Laughter, Merry, Minecraft, santa, Santa Claus, slide, smp, tradition, Winter

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	540
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Are you ready to slide down our chimney and risk your life for a jolly good time? Join our Minecraft SMP where the cheer levels are off the charts! We’ve got Santa’s workshop, but instead of making toys, we make diamond armor and enchanted weapons. And rumor has it, if you find the secret candy cane forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by the magical gingerbread man. So come on, join us and let’s spread some holiday cheer…or at least try not to die sliding down the chimney!

IgnoredAdviceMC SMP

hindsight, ignored advice, IgnoredAdviceMC, learning from mistakes, life advice, life experiences, life guidance, life insights, life journey, life lessons, life reflections, life revelations, life wisdom, personal development, personal growth, piece of advice, Self Discovery, self improvement, smp, true advice, valuable lessons, wisdom

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4925
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Crops Grown:	1091	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	126	Players Killed by Monsters:	9272

OMG, so like, you totally have to join this Minecraft SMP, like for realz. It’s like, the most epic server ever, bro. Like, the admins are all unicorns and they grant wishes and stuff. I heard this one time, someone asked for a diamond sword and they got a real-life diamond sword delivered to their house. It was crazy, man.

And the players on this server are like, super cool and funny. Like, there was this one guy who built a giant toilet out of gold blocks and called it the “Golden Throne.” And then someone else built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and shoots you out into a pool of lava. It’s wild, dude.

Plus, there’s this secret underground base where you can find all the rarest loot and fight off mobs with your bare hands. I heard that if you find the hidden treasure, you get transported to a magical land where you can ride dragons and battle evil wizards. It’s like, the ultimate adventure, bro.

So yeah, if you wanna have a totally rad time and experience the craziest Minecraft shenanigans ever, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it, dude. It’s like, the best decision you’ll ever make in your whole entire life.

WeirdEatsCraft

adventurous eating, bizarre dining, bizarre dishes, culinary adventures, culinary exploration, eaten, exotic dishes, exotic food, odd delicacies, peculiar meals, rare delicacies, strange flavors, strange foods, uncommon animals, unique dining experiences, unusual cuisine, unusual meats, weird food combinations, WeirdEatsCraft, weirdest animal, wild game

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5939
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	197	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Gods Slained:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most absurd server out there!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and have dance parties with zombie villagers. Our server is home to the rarest and weirdest animals you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Ever tried eating a diamond-encrusted chicken? Well, now’s your chance!

We have epic quests where you have to hunt down the legendary Bacon Cow and the mystical Unicorn Sheep. And don’t forget about our exclusive mini-game where you have to survive a horde of angry, pizza-loving creepers.

So come on down to our server and experience the most bizarre and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even discover a new favorite food – like a rainbow-colored, marshmallow-flavored Ender Dragon!

CraftyCreeperClash

aggression, Conflict, CraftyCreeperClash, Crisis, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, energy system, escalation, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Invasion, kyiv, military aggression, military conflict, missile strike, political turmoil, power grid attack, russia, security threat, Ukraine, War

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1715
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	383
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Enchantments Applied:	71
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	4

come join our minecraft server where we have so much chaos that even russia is getting involved! our energy system is under attack by missiles but don’t worry, we have creeper explosions to keep things interesting! build your base, team up with friends, and defend against the craziness that is happening in our world. who needs world politics when you can have minecraft drama instead? join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Ballin’ Planet Population

Average, Ballin, Balls, Count, distribution, Earth, equivalence, Global, human beings, Humanity, INDIVIDUALS, people, planet, Population, Quantity, Ratio, same amount, spherical objects, statistics, world, worldwide

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3849
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Crops Grown:	1962
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE HAVE MORE BALLS THAN PEOPLE ON EARTH HAHAHAHA. WE GOT BALLS FOR DAYS, LITERALLY. COME SEE FOR YOURSELF AND JOIN THE BALLIEST MINECRAFT SERVER OUT THERE. WHO NEEDS DIAMONDS WHEN YOU GOT BALLS, RIGHT? HAHAHAHA. LET’S BALL OUT TOGETHER AND HAVE A BALL-TASTIC TIME. BALLS, BALLS, BALLS, THAT’S ALL YOU’LL SEE ON OUR SERVER. JOIN NOW AND BECOME A BALLER MINECRAFTER.

Kinetic Space Expansion – No Dark Energy Needed!

Accelerating Rate, Dark, Dark Energy, ENERGY, Expansion, Kinetic, kinetic energy, misidentification, Needed, scientists, Space, Universe’s Expansion, VARIATIONS

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8303
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

So, like, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server where the universe is expanding at, like, an accelerating rate? Yeah, it’s like scientists say we don’t even need dark energy to explain it, it’s just variations in kinetic energy or something. But, like, who cares about that when you can join this server and build your own universe-expanding creations!

Join now and experience the thrill of building with kinetic energy, creating mind-blowing structures that defy the laws of physics. Who needs dark energy when you have the power of imagination on this server? Trust me, once you join, you’ll never want to leave this wacky world of unlimited possibilities. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s expand the universe together!

Divine FemmeCraft 1.20.6

1.20.6, acceptance, attraction, confusion, Divine, divine purpose, FAITH, FemmeCraft, Gender Identity, God’s Plan, Homosexuality, Identity, LGBTQ, non-binary, personal growth, Questioning, religious beliefs, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, sexual orientation, Sexuality, Spiritual Journey, Transgender

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8886
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of confusion and chaos!

Experience the thrill of questioning your own existence while building pixelated structures!

Who needs a penis when you can have a diamond pickaxe in hand, am I right?

Explore a world where gender norms and logic don’t apply, just like in real life!

Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most nonsensical way possible!