PixelPunishEU | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4432
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	32	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

New Minecraft Servers

so, like, you know how the European Union is all like “we’re gonna put sanctions on these Israeli dudes”? well, guess what? our minecraft server is like the complete opposite of that drama! we’re all about spreading love and good vibes, man. come join us and leave all that political nonsense behind.

we’ve got crazy cool builds, like a giant banana house and a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. plus, our community is super chill and always down for a good laugh.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit. so come on over and join the fun! who needs politics when you’ve got minecraft, right?

Epic Tales Realm 1.20.2

1.20.2, animal names, autism flare, chapter titles, comic art, Dinosaurs, Epic, furry creatures, Gon, Gon Selection, High-quality scans, Manga, Masashi Tanaka, mean predators, non-dialogue, Realm, Spanish scans, storytelling genius, Tales, Visual Storytelling, Wilderness, wordless storytelling

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2948
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Yo, bros, listen up! This server is like a manga you don’t even need to read, just like those anons who say they’re too dumb for manga. We got savage dinosaurs, the last one standing is GON, the wildest of them all! He’s out there defending the friendly and furry from the mean and hungry, all without a single word spoken.

And get this, we got those high-quality scans, so no need to worry about bad quality anymore. Spanish scans, English scans, we got it all! So join us on this wild adventure, where the only thing you need to worry about is which dinosaur GON will take on next. Don’t miss out, join now and let’s get crazy together!

DadCraft: Oops, My Bad!

bad, DadCraft, Oops

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4581
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Potions Brewed:	57
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just focus on building epic structures and battling creepers!

Join us and leave your family drama at the door, because here you can be whoever you want to be without any judgment. Plus, you won’t have to worry about any surprise visits from long-lost relatives asking for money – unless they’re asking for in-game currency, of course!

So if you’re looking for a place to unwind, make new friends, and explore endless possibilities, join our server now! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures instead?

TreasuryTrolls: Keep Your Diamonds Safe!

cybersecurity, data access, data breach, data privacy, Data Protection, data security, diamonds, financial data, government oversight, government transparency, Information Security, information sharing, personal information, political concerns, privacy concerns, privacy rights, republicans, Safe, sensitive information, Treasury, TreasuryTrolls, unauthorized access, unauthorized use

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9631
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1137	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Villages Defended:	12
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Buildings Constructed:	17
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just normal and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.

Picture this: you log onto the server and are greeted by a talking llama who offers to be your personal tour guide. As you explore the vast world, you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of friendly zombies. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, you discover a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and gold.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of shape-shifting villagers who can transform into any mob at will. Want to see a chicken riding a pig? We’ve got you covered. How about a creeper doing the moonwalk? You’ll see it all on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyMex Tariff Minecraft Server

#announcement, Commerce, CraftyMex, decision, Economy, ecuador, export, Goods, Government, Import, import tax, international relations, Latin America, market, Mexican goods, Minecraft, policy, president, Server, south america, tariff, Taxation, Trade, trade war

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6570
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Meteorites Collected:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	17

come join our epic minecraft server where the president of ecuador has gone mad and declared a 27% tariff on all mexican goods IN MINECRAFT!! build your own taco stand and smuggle in those delicious burritos without getting caught by the corrupt minecraft government. join now for a chance to overthrow the president and establish a taco utopia in our crazy virtual world! tacos for everyone, no tariffs allowed!

CraftyComrades: NoRussianExecs

Accountability, alarming rise, brutality, Conflict, CraftyComrades, eastern europe, Executing, global security, human rights violations, international law, investigation, Justice, military aggression, NoRussianExecs, Reports, russia, Ukrainian soldiers, UN, united nations, violations, violations of Geneva Conventions, War Crimes

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3761
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	8946
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

LOLZ JOIN OUR SERVER OR ELSE U MIGHT END UP LIKE UKRAINIAN SOLDIERS IN RUSSIA. WE GOT MAD SKILLS AND MAD FUN, NO EXECUTIONS HERE, JUST BLOCKS AND CREEPERS. COME BUILD WITH US AND AVOID THE UN ALARMING REPORTS. PLAY WITH US OR ELSE…BOOM!

BlockyProstate – Digging for a Cure!

advanced prostate cancer, BlockyProstate, California, cancer awareness, cancer deaths, cancer incidence, cancer mortality, Cancer prevention, cancer research, cancer risk factors, cancer screening guidelines, cancer screening recommendations, cancer statistics, cancer treatment, cure, Digging, early detection, mens health, prostate cancer, prostate health, routine screening, Screening, US men

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	234
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing rising is the fun levels! forget about boring old cancer stats, we’ve got creepers and zombies to worry about! our server is so lit, it’ll make your prostate cancer look like a walk in the park. trust us, you won’t regret joining this wild ride of blocky adventures and epic battles. who needs routine screening when you can be battling dragons and building castles instead? join now and let the fun begin!

Dynastium

active community, Adventurer, bedrock, Community, Cross-Play, Diplomacy, dynamics, Earth, Earth Towny, Economy, friendly environment, Geopolitics, immersive experience, Latest Version, minecraft server, Nation building, new adventurer, seasoned strategist, strategy, Towny, vibrant

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	95
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Astral Projections Made:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Emeralds Found:	8700	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	16

Dynastium is a vibrant Minecraft server running on the latest version, featuring an Earth Towny setup that brings the dynamics of geopolitics to life. With a welcoming and active community, players can engage in nation-building, diplomacy, and strategy. The server also supports Bedrock players, ensuring everyone can enjoy the fun. Whether you’re a seasoned strategist or a new adventurer, Dynastium offers an immersive experience in a friendly environment.

play.dynastium.net

Minetales

active staff support, advanced anti-cheat, auction house, coinshop, custom factories, custom texture pack, Daily Quests, decorative elements, Dynamic economy, Economy, extensive skills system, Factions, Fishing, interactive chat features, Jobs, levelled mobs, MCMMO, Mining, personal backpacks, professional spawns, pve content, pvp arena, quality of life, Roleplay, Survival, Teams, unique worlds, Vanilla, Voting Rewards, Warps

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1324
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9907
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Emeralds Found:	3185	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Minetales: Welcoming all crafters! – Custom factories, professional spawns, and extensive skills system – PvP Arena and PvE content – Dynamic economy: coinshop, auction house, jobs, and daily quests – Unique worlds for fishing and mining – Custom texture pack and decorative elements – Personal backpacks and warps – Advanced anti-cheat and levelled mobs – Teams, factions, and interactive chat features – Voting rewards and active staff support – Quality of life: clear lag, action bar, command blocker, anti-dupe – Multiverse support for expanded gameplay Join our growing community at play.minetales.org!

play.minetales.org

Shattered Infinity SMP

action, alliances, Choices, Custom, danger, Discord, DOMINANCE, Exploration, Hunters, Immersive, Infinity, Kingdoms, Magic, Medieval, Modded, NIGHTS, Powers, Realm, Secrets, Shattered, smp, TERRIFIYING, Vampires

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9332
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7687
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Shattered Infinity SMP Overview

Features	Description
Hunters vs. Vampires	Choose between being a vampire or a hunter in this modded Minecraft experience.
Medieval Theme	Immerse yourself in a medieval-themed server with danger and alliances.
Live Server	The server is already live and welcoming new players to join.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by connecting to the IP address provided or by visiting the server’s website.
Can I switch between being a vampire and a hunter?	Yes, players have the ability to switch sides during gameplay.
Are there specific rules in the server?	Yes, there are rules in place to ensure fair gameplay and respect among all players. Be sure to read and follow them.
How can I form alliances and kingdoms?	You can form alliances and kingdoms by interacting with other players in-game and collaborating on goals and strategies.

Galactic Minds 1.21.3

1.21.3, advanced civilizations, aliens, Astrobiology, astrological discoveries, Astronomy, Civilization, Cosmic, cosmic intelligence, extraterrestrial life, Galactic, Galaxy, hypothetical, Intelligent Life, Milky Way, Minds.., Planets, Possibilities, science fiction, SETI, space exploration, speculation, Universe

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1260
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Void Gems Collected:	27
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Holy Grails Found:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Yo, bro, forget about aliens and come join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time looking for extraterrestrial beings when you can join a community of epic gamers building crazy stuff in blocky worlds?

We may not have aliens, but we do have players from all over the galaxy (figuratively speaking, of course). From Earth to Mars to the mysterious Planet X, our server is a melting pot of intergalactic fun.

Who needs intelligent life on other planets when you can have intelligent gamers crafting masterpieces in a virtual world? Join us now and be part of the coolest space adventure this side of the Milky Way!

DumbPrideMC SMP

arrogance, Boasting, bragging, dumb, DumbPrideMC, egotistical, empty boasting, Foolish, meaningless, pride, self-absorbed, self-aggrandizement, self-centered, self-glorification, self-importance, self-promotion, Shallow, showing off, smp, superficial, trivial, Vanity

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6945
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Dimension Hops:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

OMG, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, totally insane, bro. Like, there’s this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato and worships it as a god. And another player who only communicates in dolphin noises. It’s like a zoo in there, but with blocks and stuff.

And get this, there’s a secret underground society of players who have declared war on all the chickens in the game. They’re like, “Cluck cluck, motherclucker!” and they go around with diamond swords trying to take out every chicken they see. It’s chaos, man.

But the best part is the annual llama race. Yeah, you heard me right. They have llamas dressed up in costumes racing around a track while players bet on who will win. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but way weirder.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky time in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. It’s a total circus, but in a good way. Plus, where else can you find a community of players who take pride in being completely bonkers? It’s a whole new level of dumb, and it’s awesome.

CraftyConspiracyCraft

billionaire, CONSERVATIVE, conspiracy theorists, CraftyConspiracyCraft, Government, political agenda, political beliefs, political control, political corruption, political extremism, political ideology, political influence, political manipulation, political system, Politics, power dynamics, right wing, Trump administration, Trump supporters, US government, wealthy elite

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3330
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Join our Minecraft server, where the only conspiracy theories you’ll find are about who stole all the diamonds from the communal chest! Our billionaire owner may not be running the government, but they sure know how to create an epic virtual world filled with endless possibilities. So come join us and build your own empire, because who needs politics when you have pixelated pigs and exploding creepers to worry about?

Protein Mix-Up Craft

Craft, mixup, protein

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4481
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Enchantments Applied:	162	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	25
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	New Chunks Explored:	160196

So, liek, u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? Well, lemme tell u sumthing, dis server is da bomb diggity! We got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ da cha-cha, and chickens layin’ diamonds!

One time, I saw a player build a house outta cake and then it started raining gummy bears! And don’t even get me started on da secret underground lair filled with treasure and lava slides.

Plus, if u join dis server, u get superpowers like shootin’ laser beams outta ur eyes and flyin’ on a magic carpet made of rainbow sheep wool.

So, what are u waitin’ for? Come join da fun and chaos on dis Minecraft server! It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me!

⬆️ Straight Up ⬆️

smp, Straight..

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6698
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Votes:	7488	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Potions Brewed:	51	Void Gems Collected:	18
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Straight Up Minecraft Server

Server IP	play.straightupminecraft.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe

About Straight Up:

Straight Up is a vanilla Minecraft: Java edition server open to all players. We offer a laid back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible. The overworld has never been wiped since our founding date of April 1st, 2019, and we intend to keep it that way. With a rich history spanning over 5 years, there is much to explore and many adventures to be had.

Features:

PvP and griefing permitted. No land claims or land protection.
Stable server performance.
No world resets. Ever.
Minor quality of life changes.
Unobtrusive but effective anticheat.
No /tpa, no /warp, no /home. No currency, factions, or economy plugins.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I claim land or protect my builds?	No, land claims or protections are not allowed on the server.
Are there world resets?	No, the overworld has never been reset since the server’s founding date.
Is PvP allowed?	Yes, PvP and griefing are permitted on the server.
Are there any quality of life changes?	Yes, there are minor quality of life changes such as obtaining player heads and preventing phantom spawns with cookies.
Are there economy plugins or factions?	No, the server focuses on vanilla survival gameplay without currency, factions, or economy plugins.

Time Overlap Craft 1.21.1

1.21.1, Adventure, building, Craft, creativity, cunny, Exploration, FANTASY, Friends, Gaming, King, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, overlap, role playing, Sandbox, strategy, Survival, teamwork, Time, video games, virtual world

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8280
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Farms Harvested:	333	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is where the party never stops and the mobs are always ready to boogie down with you.

Imagine a world where you can build a giant statue of a llama wearing sunglasses while riding a rainbow unicorn. Yup, that’s the kind of crazy shiz you can do on this server.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles – it’s like Gladiator meets Hunger Games meets a dance-off. You’ll be slaying zombies one minute and busting out your best floss dance move the next.

Plus, the community here is lit AF. You’ll meet fellow gamers who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. Together, you’ll conquer dungeons, build epic fortresses, and maybe even start a llama-worshipping cult.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started! Cunny and King for life, baby!