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CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Canada, CraftyCanuck, Dispute Resolution, economic sanctions, global trade, international relations, international trade, Minecraft, NAFTA, North America, redress, regional free trade deal, RETALIATION, Server, trade agreement, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policy, Trump tariffs, united states, World Trade Organization, WTO

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5341
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

so like, u know how Canada is all like “eh” and stuff? well, they’re totally gonna file a claim against Trump’s tariffs! like, they’re gonna be all like “take that, eh!” and seek redress under some free trade deal. it’s gonna be wild, eh! come join our Minecraft server and be part of the action, eh! build a giant igloo to show your support for Canada, eh! we even have a special “tariff-free zone” where you can trade with other players without any crazy fees, eh! so come on, join us and let’s show Trump who’s boss, eh!

TariffCraft: Trump Talks & Trades

agreements, Canada, Diplomacy, discussions, Economy, international relations, Leaders, mexico, Mexico tariffs, negotiations, North America, Politics, summit, talks, TariffCraft, Tariffs, tariffs impact, Trade, trade war, TRADES, trudeau, trump, united states

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7685
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

so like, imagine this, right? you’re just mining away in minecraft, minding your own business, when all of a sudden, trump pops up in the game! he’s all like “hey guys, wanna build a wall in minecraft too? let’s make minecraft great again!” and you’re just like, what the actual heck is happening right now?

but wait, it gets even crazier! next thing you know, trudeau and the mexican president join the server too, and they’re all having this epic build battle to see who can make the best trade deal in minecraft. it’s like a political showdown, but in block form!

if you wanna be part of this insane minecraft world where world leaders are duking it out in a virtual game, then you gotta join our server! come build walls, make deals, and maybe even start a minecraft war with your friends. who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans will go down next? join now and be part of the madness!

BabyBlocker – Protecting your ovaries since 2010

age 45, BabyBlocker, birth control, Cancer prevention, cancer risk factors, cancer statistics, childbearing, Childless, Family Planning, fertility, gynecological health, hormonal contraception, Medical research, Oral contraceptive pill, ovarian cancer, ovaries, pill use, pregnancy history, Protecting, reproductive health, risk reduction, Women’s Health, women’s reproductive choices

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5360
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Endless Night Skies:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50

come join our epic minecraft server where the oral contraceptive pill gives you superpowers! take the pill and reduce your risk of ovarian cancer by 26% – that’s like having a shield against disease! for those who take the pill after age 45, the risk is reduced by a whopping 43% – you’ll be unstoppable!

but wait, there’s more! if you’ve popped out 2 or more kids, your risk of ovarian cancer drops by 39% – it’s like having a whole army of mini protectors inside you! join now and become a cancer-fighting, baby-making superhero on our server – you won’t regret it!

TFMC

#youtube, alchemist, Arcane, Custom Resource Pack, Discord, Dynamic world, Exclusive events, History, Justice, Legacy, magic spells, Murder Mystery, Mysticism, Roleplay, Smithing, Strategic Wars, TFMC, Vanilla, Villain, Whitelisted

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8197
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Divine Spears Created:	20
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	36

TFMC Server Overview

Server	TFMC Realm
Join us on Discord	https://discord.gg/b3yHfxyAhh
Season 3 Trailer	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yT3Ns6uK_AA

Discover the TFMC Realm! TFMC offers the ultimate Minecraft Roleplay experience. Forge your path as a master Smith, Forester, Miner, Fisher, Agriculturist, or an Engineer. Craft legendary weapons, unravel hidden mysteries, and nurture the land to sustain life. We also have custom dungeons for players to explore and build their characters with.

Embrace mysticism as an Alchemist, unveiling arcane secrets and wielding alchemical wonders. Shape history through thrilling roleplay – solve murder mysteries, engage in strategic wars, or be a cunning villain or beacon of justice.

Explore a dynamic world with exclusive events that your choices shape, leaving a lasting legacy. Immerse in our Custom Resource Pack, harness over 60 Magic Spells, equip legendary MMO Items, face Custom Mobs, and thrive in a Player-Based Economy. Travel on Improved Horses and Custom Boats and discover countless enchanting features.

A short video about the smithing profession: https://youtu.be/2n5J6_JRJ0k

Ethereal Skylands 1.20.3

1.20.3, abnormal growth, beauty, biopsy, cosmetic treatment, dermatologist, Dermatology, Ethereal, health concerns, Medical advice, medical procedure, Melanoma, mole removal, moles, pigmented lesion, Prevention, self-care, skin cancer, skin care routine, skin condition, skin health, skincare, Skylands

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2146
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Star Shards Collected:	160
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Buildings Constructed:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Enchantments Applied:	186	Chimeras Created:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a whole new world of crazy fun! Imagine digging underground and finding MOLES instead of diamonds! Like, who needs shiny rocks when you can have adorable little moles running around your base, amirite?

And get this, these moles are like, super smart and can help you mine for resources faster than you can say “blocky boi”. Plus, they throw epic mole parties every Saturday night with disco balls made out of redstone dust.

But wait, there’s more! The moles also have their own mini-games where you can race them through obstacle courses and win exclusive prizes like a diamond pickaxe with efficiency 1000.

So come on, join the server and experience the madness of moles in Minecraft like never before! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but who cares, MOLES!

NoFreeLoadersAllowedMC

affordable places, apartment, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, compromise, financial contribution, friendship, Housing, Lease, living situation, loyalty, NoFreeLoadersAllowedMC, rent free, roommate, roommate agreement, roommate conflict, temporary stay, third person, Utilities

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	526
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Falling into the Void:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape roommate drama like never before! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and outrageous stories.

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in a virtual world where you can build your dream house without worrying about unwanted roommates moving in rent-free. Say goodbye to Jake and his duffel bags taking over your space – on our server, you’re the boss of your own blocky kingdom!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and embark on quests to help other players find affordable housing options for their unwanted guests. Become a virtual hero and save the day by teaching them the importance of respecting lease agreements and boundaries.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to roommate drama, one block at a time! Who knew virtual blocks could bring so much joy and laughter?

NoPetNoRegret – Minecraft SMP

dangerous pets, difficult pets, exotic pets, high maintenance pets, Minecraft, NoPetNoRegret, not recommended, pet advice, pet care, pet considerations, pet dangers, pet hazards, pet ownership, pet recommendations, pet safety, Pet selection, pet suggestions, pet tips, Pets, pets to avoid, pets to stay away from, smp, unpopular pets

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8440
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Zombie Dances:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Towns Built:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	236
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

OMG guys, like you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server ever! We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and rainbow llamas that drop diamonds when you pet them. And don’t even get me started on the giant chickens that lay golden eggs every hour, like what even is this madness?!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with talking potatoes that give you quests to find the rarest items in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a magical unicorn that grants you three wishes, like who needs a genie when you have a unicorn, am I right?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a petting zoo with a twist – all the animals are actually disguised creepers in cute costumes. So watch out for that adorable bunny, it might just explode in your face when you least expect it!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP today and experience the most insane adventures you’ll ever have in your blocky life!

Crafty Climax

anticipation, Climax, Communication, Crafty, desire, dirty talk, FLIRTING, foreplay, getting in the mood, Intimacy, naughty talk, Passion, pre-sex conversation, relationships, romance, seduction, seductive words, setting the mood, sexual tension, Sweet nothings, turning on, whispering

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9556
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dimension Hops:	14
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server in the universe? Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and let’s mine, build, and troll together like there’s no tomorrow!

CanalCraft: No More Belt & Road!

Agreement, belt, Belt and Road, canal, CanalCraft, central america, China, Diplomacy, economic development, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Global influence, Infrastructure, international relations, Latin America, Négotiation, panama, president, ROAD, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic interests, Trade, US

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9992
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Runes Activated:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally the best ever, man. like, you gotta join cuz the president of Panama is, like, totally obsessed with it. he even said he won’t renew some deal with China cuz he’s too busy playing on our server.

apparently, the US is all like, “we need less Chinese influence over the canal” and the president is just like, “nah, man, I gotta build my epic castle on this server, sorry not sorry.”

so, yeah, come join us and be a part of this crazy drama. who knows, maybe you’ll become besties with the president of Panama. wouldn’t that be wild?

Altheria Worldbuilding

Alliance, alliances, Altheria, bedrock, BUILD, Community, Create, Discord, Economy, Ip:, Launch, Minecraft, Nations, Play, player, PORT, Server, smp, Support, TOWN, War, Wars, Worldbuilding

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1003
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Magic Items Found:	3943
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Geopolitics, worldbuilding, player-run economies and nations
Description	Create towns, build economies, engage in wars and alliances
IP	play.altheria.net
Discord	Join our Discord server
Bedrock Support	Port 25565

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join using the IP play.altheria.net
Is there support for bedrock edition?	Yes, we support bedrock edition on port 25565
Can I create my own town?	Yes, you can create your own towns and build economies
How do I engage in wars and alliances?	You can participate in wars and alliances with other players on the server

Dreamscape Haven 1.20

Anon, coping strategies, dreamscape, fighting back, Good Night, Haven, Hope, inner strength, mental health, Mental Wellness, never give up, positive affirmations, reaching out, seeking help, self love, self-care, self-harm prevention, self-preservation, staying alive, staying strong, Suicide prevention, Support

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	926
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Zombie Dances:	0
Towns Built:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Hey bro, do you like Minecraft? Well, do I have a server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly and creepers dance the cha-cha slide. Join our server for a wild ride through pixelated madness.

We’ve got diamond armor that makes you invincible and enchanted swords that shoot lasers. Not to mention, our players are all secretly unicorns in disguise.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. And did I mention that the sun sets in the east and rises in the west? Yeah, we’re that crazy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, don’t feed the Endermen after midnight. Trust me, you don’t want to know what happens.

InLawzOutlawzMC

brother-in-law, Communication, compromise, Decision making, Distance, family, family boundaries, family dynamics, family expectations, family visit, in-laws, InLawzOutlawzMC, Priorities, Province, quality time, relationships, SightSeeing, Time management, travel, Understanding, Wedding

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	983
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Alien Abductions:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Divine Spears Created:	14	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Are you tired of family drama ruining your vacation plans? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own family (of pixelated animals, of course)! No in-laws to worry about here, just endless possibilities for fun and creativity.

Imagine a wedding where the bride and groom are actually dragons, and you have to mine for diamonds to give them as a gift. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a village of villagers who throw the wildest parties in all of Minecraft land. The only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to build your castle with!

So say goodbye to awkward family gatherings and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Join our server now and let the adventure begin!

HateCraft: Reddit Edition

Attitudes, Behavior, Community, controversial, criticism, culture, Edition, everyday life, hate, HateCraft, internet, normal, ONLINE, online forums, Opinions, public opinion, Real Life, reddit, social media, social norms, society, trends, unpopular

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3696
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Runes Activated:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

Are you tired of Reddit hating on everything you love? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we embrace all the things Reddit despises! From pineapple on pizza to using emojis unironically, we welcome all the controversial topics with open arms.

Join us for epic build battles where the only rule is to create the most outrageous and meme-worthy structures you can think of. Want to ride a llama dressed as a unicorn while shooting rainbows out of a diamond sword? You can do that here!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Wars” where players compete to pull off the most hilarious pranks on each other. From filling someone’s house with chickens to creating a maze of trapdoors, the possibilities are endless.

So why wait? Join our server now and let your inner troll run wild! Who knows, you might even become the next Reddit sensation for all the right (or wrong) reasons.

CraftyZelenskyy76

America, budget allocation, CraftyZelenskyy76, diplomatic relations, economic support, financial aid, financial assistance, FOREIGN AID, global affairs, government aid, government funding, international aid, international aid distribution, international relations, political news, Ukraine, Ukraine economy, us foreign policy, US$177 billion, US$76 billion, zelenskyy

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7988
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Falling into the Void:	3

so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, y’all. we got more fun than a barrel of creepers, i tell ya. you wanna know why you should join? well, let me tell ya a little story.

once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond the size of a freakin’ house. yeah, you heard me right. a diamond house. and you know what they did with it? they built a roller coaster that went straight through the nether. it was wild, man.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground village filled with villagers who can actually talk? yeah, they gossip more than a bunch of teenage girls at a slumber party. it’s hilarious.

and don’t even get me started on the giant chicken that roams the land. that thing lays golden eggs, i swear. it’s like a real-life money-making machine.

so, if you wanna join a server that’s crazier than a pig riding a minecart, then come on down. we’ll be waiting for ya with open arms and a whole lot of shenanigans.

Pixelmon Ranger

Adventure, classical music, Community, Crates, Custom initials, customize, Epic, Events, Incredible, Join, Nostalgia, Pixelmon, Pixelmon Ranger, Pokebuilder, Pokedex, Pokehunt, pokemon, Rewards, Searches, Start, Survival

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2228
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Divine Spears Created:	19
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	101
Star Shards Collected:	124	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20

The Pokémon adventure you were looking for! In Pixelmon Ranger you have everything:

Pokehunt to challenge you with epic searches. Pokebuilder to customize your Pokémon as you want. Crates and rewards for completing the Pokédex. Constant events, Custom initials and an incredible community. Relive nostalgia with the classical music of Pixelmon.

Join and start your adventure today!

pxranger.mcraft.pro:25648

Players:	92/200	Votes:	6279
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Dragons Tamed:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16