PixelPunch Minecraft Server – Punching pixels for fun!

Character development, Decision making, dream name, fantasy name, Fun, hypothetical question, Identity, Individuality, introspection, meaningful name, Minecraft, name choice, name inspiration, name selection, name significance, name symbolism, Naming, personal preference, PixelPunch, pixels, Punching, Self Discovery, self reflection, Self-expression, Server, unique name

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8879
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	247
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old names? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who guides you on epic quests to find the legendary Diamond Bacon. But beware, the evil Chicken Overlord is out to steal it for himself! Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying llama, battle giant spiders with laser eyes, and build a castle made entirely out of marshmallows. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Crown Legacy Minecraft 1.21.4

1.21.4, Aspen, Assassination, Auctions, Charity events, colorado, Community, crown, Emperor Jew, General Dynamics, in-laws, James Crown, Jimmie Johnson, Legacy, lodges, Minecraft, money laundering, Murder-suicide, NASCAR driver, No motive, Private golf courses, Private race track, suspicious circumstances, TRILLIONS, Ukraine, Weapons dealing

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2320
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Magic Items Found:	5563	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Enchantments Applied:	56

Yo, so like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where you can join and experience the ultimate thrill of living in a world filled with drama and mystery? Picture this: James Crown, the Emperor jew with a family net worth in the trillions, got assassinated on June 25th, 2023. And get this, 2 days later, Jimmie Johnson’s in-laws all die under super sus circumstances.

Johnson, the NASCAR driver, lived in Aspen, CO, where Crown owned everything from the mountains to the private race tracks. Crown’s Aspen Institute was all about money laundering and weapons dealing, selling stuff used in Ukraine ’cause he owned General Dynamics.

Johnson and Crown were like BFFs, living close to each other, hanging out at the same places. Johnson hosted charity events sponsored by the Crown family, held auctions on Crown property, you name it.

But wait, there’s more! On the night of Johnson’s In-Laws murders, things got real spooky. Terry Janway managed to call 911 saying there’s a woman with a gun in the house before getting cut off. Police found Jack Janway dead by the front door, heard a gunshot upstairs, found more bodies, and realized there was another person in the house before they arrived.

No suicide note, no motive, no debt, no enemies. It’s all a mystery on this Minecraft server that’ll have you questioning everything. Join now for the most insane adventure of your life!

The Main Thing I Jack Off To Nowadays Is Reading About Femanons Minecraft SMP

femanon confessions, femanon desires, femanon erotica, femanon experiences, femanon exploration, femanon fantasies, femanon fetishes, femanon kinks, femanon obsessions, femanon pleasures, femanon roleplay, femanon secrets, femanon stories, femanon turn-ons, Femanons, fetishes, jack, jack off, Main, Minecraft, Nowadays, reading, smp, weird fetishes

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8002
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Enchantments Applied:	255
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with femanons sharing their weirdest fetishes! From building giant phallic structures to roleplaying as your favorite anime character, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Join now and get ready for a wild ride filled with surprises at every turn. Just be sure to keep your diamond pickaxe handy, you never know what kind of kinky shenanigans you’ll stumble upon next!

NoWeedNoDiamonds – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, NoWeedNoDiamonds, smp

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4896
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	2196
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Mines Excavated:	2635
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. That’s right, it’s the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay your eyes on!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, how about this: every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to prance around on. Trust me, it’s lit.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with skeletons and witches. Plus, our custom plugins allow you to shoot fireballs from your eyes and turn into a giant block of cheese. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP of your life. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). Let’s get this bread, gamers!

9OutOf10Chances

9OutOf10Chances, chance events, Coincidence, fate, fluke incidents, fortuitous happenings, improbable situations, LUCK, million-to-one chances, Odds, Probability, quotes, randomness, rare events, real world examples, serendipity, statistical anomalies, Terry Pratchett, twists of fate, unexpected occurrences, unlikely outcomes

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1666
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Emeralds Found:	308	Falling into the Void:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Buildings Constructed:	38

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the chances of having fun are about as likely as finding a diamond in a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is like a million-to-one chance of pure awesomeness!

Join us and experience the thrill of finding a rare pink sheep riding a unicorn while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Our server is so crazy, even Terry Pratchett himself would be impressed!

So why wait for a miracle when you can join our server and experience the impossible becoming possible nine times out of ten? Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a boring old dirt block, in which case, we can’t help you.

KazanCraft Minecraft Server

#authorities, accident, Damage, drone, emergency response, footage, Hits, Incident, investigation, Kazan, KazanCraft, Minecraft, News, Property, residential building, russia, Safety, Server, Surveillance, Technology, uav, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle, urban area

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8858
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Alien Abductions:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

so, like, u know how drones r cool n stuff? well, on our server, we got drones that fly around n hit buildings in kazan, russia. it’s like a crazy action movie but in minecraft! u gotta join to see the chaos unfold, it’s wild, man. plus, u can build ur own buildings and watch out for those rogue drones, they’re out for revenge or something. join now for the thrill of a lifetime!

HouthisGonnaHitMe – Minecraft Server

airstrikes, Attack, CASUALTIES, central Israel, Conflict, Defense, emergency response, global tensions, Houthi missile, HouthisGonnaHitMe, injured, International, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military, Minecraft, missile strike, News, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7741
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dimension Hops:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Yo, on this epic Minecraft server, we got crazier explosions than a Houthi missile strike in central Israel! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging TNT while building your dream castle.

We’ve got so much chaos and destruction, you’ll be running for cover like those poor souls in Israel. But don’t worry, we’ll provide you with a helmet made of diamond blocks to protect your precious noggin.

Plus, if you survive the mayhem, you’ll be rewarded with a pet creeper that will follow you around and explode on command. Who needs fireworks when you have a creeper buddy lighting up the sky?

So come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye to a flying block of obsidian!

Funko Land – Collectibles Galore!

Collectibles, figurines, Funcoland, funko, Funkoland, Galore, game store, gamestop, Gaming, gaming culture, gaming history, gaming industry, gaming store, Land, memorabilia, merchandise, Nostalgia, Retail, retro gaming, specialty store, Toys, video games, vintage games

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5044
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Villages Defended:	17
Crops Grown:	7409	Alien Abductions:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	14

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIKE FUNCOLAND BUT WITH BLOCKS INSTEAD OF GAMES. WE GOT SO MANY COLLECTIBLES, IT’S LIKE A FUNKY WONDERLAND. YOU CAN BUILD A FUNKY CASTLE OR A FUNKY TREEHOUSE, WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR FUNKY BOAT. COME JOIN US AND LET’S GET FUNKY TOGETHER!

BioAge Battle Royale

aging, aging process, battle, BioAge, biological age, Biomarkers, Blood Test, cellular aging, Chronic illnesses, chronological age, disease prevention, Frailty, health assessment, health evaluation, health outcomes, health problems, health risk, Longevity, Medical research, metabolic age, Royale.., telomeres, wellness

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1786
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	1770	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Animals Bred:	45	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35

join our epic minecraft server where we can reveal your biological age by checking your blood in-game! if your metabolic age is older than your actual age, you’ll be cursed with shorter telomeres and chronic illnesses in the virtual world! but fear not, because on our server, you can fight off these curses with the power of building and crafting! become the ultimate warrior and prove that age is just a number in this wacky, blood-testing adventure!

The Expeditions SMP

application, Biomes, data pack, Discord, Economy, Expedition, Expeditions, Land claiming, Lore, Map, Modded, Modpack, resource pack, Server, Showcase, smp, smp application, Vanilla, War, Whitelist

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4143
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	160	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Divine Spears Created:	14
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	7669
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

Overview of Our Minecraft Server

Offerings	A whitelisted server with an easy application process. Custom 12k by 12k map including all the vanilla biomes. Custom modpack, resource pack, and data pack selection focused around the Create mod. Wiki allowing you to start your own lore. Opportunity for lore-based wars. Economy and land claiming system.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join the Discord server and apply in the #SMP-application channel to start your brand-new expedition!

Q: What is the application process like?

A: The application process is easy and will be explained in the #SMP-application channel on our Discord server.

Q: Can I explore the custom map before joining?

A: Yes, you can view a video showcase of the map on our website.

Q: What kind of mods and packs do you offer?

A: We offer custom modpacks, resource packs, and data packs focused around the Create mod to enhance your gameplay experience.

Q: Is there a limit on how many players can join the server?

A: The server is whitelisted, so there may be a limit on the number of players allowed to maintain a quality gaming experience.

Nova Star Genesis 1.20.3

1.20.3, Damage Calculator, Events, FAQ, fashion history, genesis, Global Alliances, Item Codes, new genesis, News, NGS Wiki, Nova, Older Phantasy Star Games, Phantasy Star Online 2, PSO2 Information, ROADMAP, Scratch Tickets, Ship 1, Ship 2, Ship 3, Ship 4, star, Upcoming NGS Headline, Verification Data

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3188
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	2143	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Hey, are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with RappyDeathsquads, Daikkuri, Toblerone, and more! It’s like a crazy alliance of chaos and fun!

We’ve got upcoming NGS headlines from the future, scratch tickets that will make you scratch your head in confusion, and news/events/etc that will make you question reality.

Check out our NGS Wiki for all the crazy info you could ever want, damage calculators that will blow your mind, and verification data that will make your head spin.

But wait, there’s more! Item codes and keywords that will unlock a whole new world of possibilities, fashion history that will make you rethink your entire wardrobe, and a roadmap that will lead you on a wild adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs rationality when you can have pure insanity?

Minecraft SMP – F List General -7055

character profiles, chat client, critique, Depravity, eicon search, Erotic, F-List, Feedback, fetishes, Forums, general, gossip, kinks, list, live status tracker, Minecraft, Partners, profile image search, roleplay logs, Roleplaying, site drama, smp, webchat, writing practice

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9965
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	76
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can unleash your inner creativity and build like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. It became a legendary landmark that all players would come to admire and worship. And that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll find on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to alternate dimensions, and even a hidden village of friendly villagers who will trade with you for the most outrageous items.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of blocks and pixels!

MineCraftRageQuit

Boundaries, cameras, depression issues, emotional breakdown, emotional distress, gossip, invasion of privacy, mental health, mental health stigma, MineCraftRageQuit, neighbors, personal boundaries, personal space, privacy invasion, privacy rights, privacy violation, Rumors, severe depression, therapy session, weird kid

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5423
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	268
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of nosy neighbors invading your privacy and spreading rumors about you? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own giant house without any unwanted intruders! Our server is filled with hilarious gossip and outrageous stories that will make you forget all about your real-life drama. Plus, we have a therapy session mini-game where you can release all your pent-up frustrations in a safe and virtual environment. Say goodbye to depression and hello to endless fun on our server! Join now and let’s build a crazy world together!

BlockyLingoChall

BlockyLingoChall, challenging languages, difficult languages, English speakers, foreign languages, hardest language, language acquisition, language barriers, language comparison, language complexity, language differences, language difficulty, language education, language fluency, language learning, language mastery, language proficiency, language skills, language study, linguistic challenges

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5419
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Meteorites Collected:	4

Are you tired of trying to learn a new language and failing miserably? Well, fear not, because we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and immerse yourself in a world where the only language you need to know is Minecraftian.

We have created a unique language system where every block, mob, and item has its own special word. Want to say “hello”? Just place a block of dirt and jump up and down three times! It’s that easy!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Minecraftian tribe, who have been speaking this language for centuries. Legend has it that they can summon a dragon by reciting the entire Minecraftian dictionary backwards while doing the moonwalk.

So if you’re ready to ditch the textbooks and embrace a language that is truly out of this world, join our server today! Who knows, you might even become fluent enough to order a pizza in Minecraftian!

Puppy PVP Land

Animal Behavior, animal communication, animal instincts, animal society, Behavior, Dogs, DOMINANCE, Human Behavior, human society, humans, Land, marking behavior, marking territory, puppy, PvP, societal norms, territorial behavior, territorial boundaries, territorial instincts, territory marking

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9533
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
New Chunks Explored:	257043	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

so, like, imagine if humans peed on trees to show that this is their spot, ya know? well, on dis server, we do things a lil differently. we build giant statues of ourselves everywhere we go to mark our territory. like, can you imagine walking through a forest and seeing a 50 foot tall version of some dude just chillin there? it’s wild, man.

also, we have this thing where every full moon, all the players turn into werewolves. like, no joke. you could be mining for diamonds and suddenly BAM you’re a werewolf tearing through the mines like a maniac. it’s chaotic but also kinda fun, ya know?

oh, and did i mention the secret underground society of llamas that run the economy on the server? yeah, they’re like the mafia but cuter. they control all the trades and if you cross them, they’ll spit on you. it’s a dangerous game, but hey, that’s what makes it exciting.

so, if you’re looking for a server that’s a mix of chaos, creativity, and llamas, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Cup of Coffee Craft

100 mg dose, 400 mg dose, bedtime, Caffeine, caffeine and bedtime, caffeine and sleep, caffeine consumption, caffeine consumption timing, caffeine effects, caffeine intake, caffeine sensitivity, caffeine timing, caffeine tolerance, coffee, Craft, cup, effects on sleep, long tail tags, sleep disruption, sleep disturbances, sleep quality

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7435
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7651	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Alien Abductions:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8472	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Yo, yo, yo! Come join this cray cray Minecraft server, where the blocks be poppin’ and the creepers be droppin’! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell ya a lil’ story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond the size of a freakin’ house! And get this, when they mined it, a whole army of zombie pigmen came out and started doin’ the Macarena! True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, if you drink too much coffee (like 4 cups worth), your character starts doin’ the cha-cha slide uncontrollably! It’s hilarious, trust me.

So what are you waitin’ for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs sleep when you can be partyin’ with zombie pigmen and doin’ the cha-cha slide, am I right? Let’s get this block party started!