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Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 9888 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 36 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 12 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who have been playing Minecraft since before it was cool. They have created a world where anything is possible, from riding llamas into battle to building a castle out of nothing but cake.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure, guarded by a dragon who only speaks in puns. If you can defeat him in a game of tic-tac-toe, the treasure is yours.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.