PixelPunch Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is anything but boring! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow sheep, and flying pigs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Eating Ender Dragon, who will trade you diamonds for your most embarrassing secrets. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

So why waste your time on those “normal” servers when you can join us for a crazy, unpredictable, and downright hilarious Minecraft experience? Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just remember, it’s nawt a whole lawt, but it’s definitely a whole lot of fun!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Star Shards Collected:	215	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	232
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Block Party – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most bonkers place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while riding a roller coaster through a volcano. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the level of insanity we bring!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed a rebellion against the chickens that have taken over the server. Join their cause and fight alongside them in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Void Armor Forged:	30	Buildings Constructed:	32
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Dimension Hops:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Zombie Dances:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Dragon’s SMP Dogma 2

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We don’t have dragons or dogmas, but we do have creepers and crafting, which is basically the same thing, right? Join us and embark on a quest to defeat the Ender Dragon while also trying to remember where you left your diamond pickaxe.

Our main guy + pawn will guide you through the treacherous lands of our server, offering witty commentary and questionable fashion choices along the way. But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of redstone and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or stop their evil plans?

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head and still somehow survive? Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you super speed and make you invincible for 30 seconds. Trust us, it’s totally worth it.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and let the adventures begin! Just remember, always watch your back for sneaky creepers and never trust a villager wearing a top hat.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Dragon Scales Harvested:	313	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

DrivewayNoWalkies Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the longest driveways in all of block land! Tired of your neighbors constantly walking on your property? Join us and enjoy the luxury of a never-ending driveway that no one will dare to trespass on.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even the villagers are jealous of our spacious lots. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself tried to sneak onto our server just to get a glimpse of our epic driveways.

So why wait? Join now and claim your spot on the most coveted server in Minecraft history. Just be sure to watch out for any wandering players looking for a new place to take a stroll – our driveways are off-limits for anyone but our elite members.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

WeddingCraftUber

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Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is always on the menu? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment!

Join us and experience the thrill of being left out of wedding photos, having your husband walk down the aisle with his ex, and not even being assigned a seat at the reception! Who needs a boring old wedding when you can have all this excitement in the virtual world of Minecraft?

Plus, if you ever need to make a dramatic exit like calling an Uber with blaring music, we’ve got your back. And don’t worry about causing a scene – drama is our middle name!

So come join our server and experience the wild ride of virtual weddings and friendship drama like never before. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9940
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5316
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	New Chunks Explored:	100137
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Secret Passages Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

UnhealthyEatsMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and steals them all! Or maybe you’re building a beautiful castle when a giant chicken comes stomping through, demanding tribute in the form of golden carrots.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cursed Cactus of Doom, rumored to grant wishes but at a deadly cost. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our crazy SMP and prepare for the unexpected. Just be sure to bring a sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CreeperConfessions

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly you hear someone’s private time session through their mic. But wait, it gets better! Join our server and you might just stumble upon a secret underground rave party where the creepers are the DJs. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join now for a chance to witness the unexpected!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Runes Activated:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

OrbansCraft: No Surrender to Russia

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Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the players are so lit, even Hungary would have yielded to Russia? Like, imagine a world where the players are so OP that even political advisors are like “whoa, these peeps are next level!” Join us and be part of the epicness, where alliances are formed, battles are fought, and friendships are forged in the fires of creativity. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something legendary, join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	3786
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Animals Bred:	35	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Towns Built:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Youthful Time Travelers – Age Hide-and-Seek

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come join our minecraft server, where we time travel like a bunch of confused chickens! we’re constantly trying to be in places we ain’t supposed to be, like sneaking into the adult table at thanksgiving dinner or trying to fit into our old high school jeans. it’s like we’re stuck in a never-ending game of hide-and-seek with time itself, always running after that elusive youthfulness. do we even know how to just chill and enjoy the present moment? nah, we’d rather be building epic castles and fighting dragons in minecraft. so come on over and join the madness, because who needs to live in the real world when you can escape to our crazy minecraft universe?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	9907
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Planet SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets Planets, Crates, and Fair Gameplay! Join Now for Ranks and Dungeons Galore!

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Planet SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Adventure
Goal	Unlock planets using in-game currency
Features	Crates, cosmetics, dungeons, community
Discord	discord.gg/planetsmp
Store	Planet SMP \| Home
Server IP	play.planetsmp.net

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I unlock planets?	Collect in-game currency through dungeons or tasks
Are there cosmetics available?	Yes, there are cosmetics to enhance your gameplay
Can I join the community Discord?	Yes, join discord.gg/planetsmp
Is real money involved in unlocking planets?	No, only in-game currency is used

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	177	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Guideless Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying TNT, disappearing blocks, and random chickens falling from the sky!

2. Our spawn point is located on top of a giant floating banana, because why not? It’s the perfect spot to start your epic adventure in a world where nothing makes sense.

3. Want to mine for diamonds? Good luck finding them in our upside-down caves filled with dancing creepers and lava waterfalls. It’s like a disco inferno down there!

4. Our PvP arena is a giant maze filled with invisible walls, hidden traps, and a horde of angry llamas. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the chaos!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then join us now and see if you can survive the madness! Good luck, you’ll need it!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Star Shards Collected:	93	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	18

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of real life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic base and surviving against creepers.

We’ve got a community of players who are just as wacky as you are, ready to team up and take on any challenge that comes our way. Plus, we have the most insane stories to share, like the time someone accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild llamas.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft SMP? Let’s make memories that will make you forget about that botched circumcision and have you laughing till you cry!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Potions Brewed:	125	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

BabyCraftLand

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Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for a wild adventure? Join our Minecraft server for a crazy good time!

Imagine this: you log on and are greeted by a virtual niece who runs up to you and shrieks happily, just like in real life! Give her a virtual hug and call her “my baby” without any judgment from your SIL. In fact, on our server, everyone is encouraged to use all the terms of endearment they want!

But watch out, because there might be some virtual drama too. Will your SIL get mad at you for building a virtual castle for your niece and calling her “my princess”? Only one way to find out!

So join our server now and let the virtual family drama unfold in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways possible! Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Awkwardly Normal

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our server is anything but normal!

Join us if you want to discover a hidden village filled with talking pigs who throw epic dance parties every night. Or how about embarking on a quest to find the legendary Chicken King who rules over a kingdom of flying chickens?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can challenge the evil Sheep Sorcerer to a magical duel. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy!

So why settle for a mundane Minecraft experience when you can join our server and explore a world filled with wacky wonders and bizarre adventures? Trust us, once you step foot into our crazy realm, you’ll never want to leave!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

HezbollahHaterCraft

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come join our epic minecraft server where we keep ‘degrading’ all the creepers until our objectives are met! we have crazy pvp battles where you can show off your skills and take down the enemy like a boss. plus, our admins are like the israel of minecraft, always keeping things in order and making sure everyone follows the rules. so come on, join us and let’s keep ‘degrading’ until we reach the top!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

AussieSMP – Where kangaroos and creepers coexist peacefully! Join now for a g’day mate! 🦘💣

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Minecraft Server Information

IP Address	mc.aus.gg
Server Location	Sydney, Australia
Discord invite link	Discord Invite Link
Apply here	Apply Now

Overview

The AussieSMP is a Australian hosted Survival server with a small community of players from around the world. The server is whitelisted and application-based to ensure a safe and inclusive environment for all players. The gameplay is mostly vanilla with added quality of life features.

Features

The server is running the latest version of Minecraft
Minimal modifications to Vanilla game mechanics
Player-created shops for trading
Teleport commands for easy navigation
Land-claiming system for player protection
Multiple worlds with no plans for full resets
Part of a growing network with additional server options

Rules

Don’t be a dick
No griefing
No spamming
Be respectful
Don’t swear excessively
No hacking or exploits
No ban evasion
Don’t be the reason for new rules
Use common sense

FAQ

Q: Can anyone join the AussieSMP server?

A: The server is whitelisted and application-based, so interested players need to apply using the provided link.

Q: Are there any modified game mechanics on the server?

A: The server aims to keep modifications to Vanilla game mechanics to a minimum.

Q: Is there a land-claiming system on the server?

A: Yes, players can use a golden shovel to claim land for protection.

Q: How many worlds are available on the server?

A: The server consists of multiple worlds with no plans for full resets.

Q: Are there additional server options in the network?

A: Yes, the server is part of a growing network with a creative server and other features.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Ores Mined:	9955	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Chimeras Created:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.