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Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 8540 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Mines Excavated: | 1916 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
Potions Brewed: | 109 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 42 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 96 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Herobrine Sightings: | 9 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 3416 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 |
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also get the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even befriend a talking chicken named Cluckington. Our server is like a wacky dream come true, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).