Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the confusion of real life and dive into a world where anything is possible!

Join us if you’ve ever wanted to have a more feminine body in Minecraft, only to realize that getting railed by coom brains isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. Or maybe you’re just tired of feeling uncomfortable in your own blocky skin and want to explore your true identity without judgment.

Forget about AGP, dysmorphia, or being labeled a “tranny” – on our server, you can be whoever you want to be, whether that’s a warrior princess, a magical unicorn, or a potato with legs.

So come on in and let your imagination run wild, because on our server, the only limit is your creativity (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join us today and start your epic journey to self-discovery in the most absurdly entertaining way possible!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 105/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Emeralds Found: 590
Zombie Dances: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
Alien Abductions: 0 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
Magic Wands Crafted: 12 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Zombie JuiceCraft

    Zombie JuiceCraft
    Are you tired of being called a “painful, murderous little rat” by your friends? Well, join our Minecraft server and show them who’s boss! We have a special surprise waiting for all you oj-loving, cocksucking pieces of shit out there. Come join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and maybe even a sprinkle of insanity. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate ruler of this crazy world. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 43 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Zombie Dances: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 14
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • MineHonkai: Star Rail LOLz

    MineHonkai: Star Rail LOLz
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it’ll make you question if you’re still in the real world or if you’ve been sucked into the digital realm like Tron.

    Join us and experience the thrill of exploring a world so vast, you’ll need an Ender Pearl just to get around. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds deeper than your ex’s love for you, and fight off mobs so fierce, they make the Wither look like a cute little bunny.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive, even Herobrine can’t get in. We’ve got custom events that will blow your mind, like a PvP tournament where the winner gets a real-life diamond sword (Disclaimer: diamond sword may not actually exist in real life).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the adventure begin! Just don’t blame us if you lose track of time and forget to eat, sleep, or do anything else in the real world. It’s all part of the Minecraft magic, baby!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 22 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • LazyLlama’s 4chanDoomScrolling Bedrock Adventure

    LazyLlama’s 4chanDoomScrolling Bedrock Adventure
    Are you tired of being a couch potato and wasting away in bed all day? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the depths of boredom! Join us and embark on epic adventures filled with crazy quests, hilarious mini-games, and wild antics that will have you laughing until you cry!

    Forget about 4chan and YouTube, because on our server, you’ll be too busy building insane structures, battling mythical creatures, and exploring mysterious lands to even think about doomscrolling. Plus, our community is full of wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to your boring old routine. Trust us, once you step foot in our world, you’ll never want to leave!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 14 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 152
    Epic Battles Fought: 11 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Blocky Banter: Crafting Chaos & Creepers, Where Even Steve Says ‘LOL, When Will We Have Something Like This?’

    Blocky Banter: Crafting Chaos & Creepers, Where Even Steve Says ‘LOL, When Will We Have Something Like This?’
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of exploring a world filled with both KINO anime and the most disgusting no shower weeb shit! From epic adventures to softcore hentai, there’s something for everyone on our server.

    But that’s not all! We also offer the unique opportunity to coom like never before while watching Sword Art Online and discovering just how terrible it really is. And who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with a cute fairy shortstack along the way.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a shower when you can have a virtual waifu instead? Don’t blame Biden for your lack of a cute waifu – blame yourself for not joining our server sooner!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Runes Activated: 4
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Crafty Chaos: Lost in Blocks

    Crafty Chaos: Lost in Blocks
    Are you tired of sleeping in your car and dreaming of a Ford Focus? Want to escape the high rent prices and lay-offs in Ontario? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and embark on a journey to Alberta, the land of the F150!

    Forget Trudeau and his nonsense, come to our server where you can mine your way to a better life. No passport needed, just a sense of humor and a love for Engrish.

    Don’t let depression get you down, join us and let’s build a community where even Ford Focus owners can find love. Help a fellow player get to Alberta by donating small amounts of in-game currency. May the force be with you as you embark on this epic Minecraft adventure!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 7
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Astral Amulets Crafted: 41
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 16 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Crafty Truth Bombs

    Crafty Truth Bombs
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb…literally! Join us and witness the epicness of our international truth nukes, where every block you break reveals a shocking truth about the world. Want to know if aliens really exist? Just mine some diamond ore and find out! But be warned, the truth can be explosive! So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride of uncovering secrets and blowing minds. Who knew Minecraft could be so enlightening?

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 75
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Meteorites Collected: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Crafty McCraftface: Where the only thing you’ll win is a blocky trophy!

    Crafty McCraftface: Where the only thing you’ll win is a blocky trophy!
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe, where legends are made and dreams come true! They call him Mr. Untouchable because he once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a gang of friendly creepers who just want to hug you (with explosions). Our diamond mines are so rich, even Herobrine himself would be jealous. And don’t even get us started on the secret treasure hidden in the Nether – rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain the power to control time itself!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds to zombie villagers who moonwalk while attacking, you’ll never know what crazy creatures you’ll come across next.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the legend of Mr. Untouchable! Just be sure to watch out for those hugging creepers…

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 9 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 26
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Crafty Kiseki Kingdom

    Crafty Kiseki Kingdom
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the most epic, mind-blowing, and downright ridiculous place to play Minecraft!

    Join us on a journey to a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From a talking cow who gives out free diamonds to a friendly Enderman who loves to dance, you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bottomless Pit, where players can test their luck by jumping in and seeing where they end up. Will you land in a field of diamonds or a pit of lava? The only way to find out is to take the plunge!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure on our Minecraft server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you stand too close to a creeper)!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Villages Defended: 10 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 23
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • PussyCraft: Where Even Creepers Have More Courage!

    PussyCraft: Where Even Creepers Have More Courage!
    Welcome to the server where we proudly boast the title of being the biggest pussies on the planet! Our flag is a giant gaping vagina because we just love getting fucked over by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft. But don’t worry, we also have a secret weapon – our pet zombie pigmen army that will protect you from any danger! Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry. So why wait? Join now and experience the ultimate pussy power in Minecraft!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Dimension Hops: 11 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Minecraft: Punching Trees and Faces in ‘/sfg/ Street Fighter General Server’

    Minecraft: Punching Trees and Faces in ‘/sfg/ Street Fighter General Server’
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles and crazy adventures.

    Imagine fighting off creepers and zombies with the skills of a Street Fighter pro! Our server is filled with high level replays and frame data to help you dominate the competition. And if you need a break from Minecraft, hop on Fightcade to play classic fighting games like Street Fighter II and Alpha 3.

    But that’s not all! We even have Daigo drills for your warm-up routine, because who doesn’t want to channel their inner esports legend while playing Minecraft? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the ultimate fusion of Minecraft and Street Fighter madness!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Undead Armies Raised: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • DrunkCraft: Where we promise not to drink and mine…until we find diamonds!

    DrunkCraft: Where we promise not to drink and mine…until we find diamonds!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about your disappointing wine and dildo experiences? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time that will have you laughing until your stomach hurts (in a good way this time)!

    Our server is so fun, it will make you forget all about that terrible bottle of wine you tried to drink. We have so many exciting adventures waiting for you, you won’t even remember why you were feeling dizzy and confused in the first place.

    And as for that disappointing dildo purchase? Well, let’s just say our server is so entertaining, it will make you wonder why you ever thought a dildo could bring you joy.

    So come join us on our server and let the laughter and fun wash away all your troubles. Who needs hedonismmaxxing when you have our crazy Minecraft world to explore?

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Pixelated Puzzles: Physics vs. Computer Science

    Pixelated Puzzles: Physics vs. Computer Science
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

    Join us and experience a world where physics and computer science collide in the most epic way possible. Want to build a working roller coaster powered by redstone? Done. How about creating a gravity-defying castle that floats in the sky? Easy peasy.

    With a Physics degree, you can bend the laws of nature to your will and create mind-blowing structures that will leave your fellow players in awe. But wait, there’s more! With a CS degree, you can hack into the game and create glitches that will confuse and amaze everyone around you.

    So why choose between a Physics or CS degree when you can have both on our server? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 38 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Potions Brewed: 136

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • RIP Series Survival: Where Your Favorite Shows Go to Die (and Resurrect in Pixel Form!)

    RIP Series Survival: Where Your Favorite Shows Go to Die (and Resurrect in Pixel Form!)
    Well, fear not my fellow Minecrafters, for on our server, we bring those dead series back to life! Ever wanted to see a crossover between Spongebob Squarepants and Game of Thrones? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Join us and witness the epic battles between Patrick Star and the White Walkers, or build your own Bikini Bottom castle fit for a king (or a sponge)! Don’t miss out on the chance to revive your favorite shows in the most unexpected ways on our server. Join now and let your imagination run wild!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 20
    Gods Slained: 0 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 39 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Lost in Blocks: Where Misfits Find Their Minecraft Family

    Lost in Blocks: Where Misfits Find Their Minecraft Family
    Are you tired of feeling like you don’t belong anywhere? Do you want to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a place where you can truly be yourself? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us and become part of our wacky family of misfits and outcasts. We don’t care about your past or your social status, all we care about is having a good time and building epic creations together.

    Forget about your boring college life and electrical engineering woes, on our server, you can be whoever you want to be. Want to be a wizard who builds giant castles out of diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to be a pirate who sails the seven seas in search of treasure? The ocean is your playground!

    Don’t waste another minute feeling alone and out of place. Join our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just find your true family among our crazy bunch of gamers. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the fun begin!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Sh*ttyCraft: Spring 2024 Edition

    Sh*ttyCraft: Spring 2024 Edition
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure where the pigs ride the players, the chickens have laser eyes, and the creepers break dance before exploding!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco where the zombies and skeletons have dance-offs to see who can bust the best moves. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon – rumor has it he’s taken up knitting as a hobby and is now creating fashionable scarves for all the players.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster)!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Mines Excavated: 4361
    Wilderness Tamed: 9 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 37
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Twisted Realms Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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