"Why the F*** Did Paul Do It to Him, Bros? Minecraft SMP"

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time or else you’ll get pranked by Paul in the most outrageous ways imaginable. Seriously, this guy has no chill and will stop at nothing to make sure you’re laughing your ass off while he’s laughing his ass on. But hey, that’s just part of the fun on our server!

Join us if you’re ready to experience the thrill of dodging lava traps, getting pranked with exploding chickens, and trying to survive in a world where the only currency is diamonds and the only language spoken is sarcasm. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.

So why the FUCK did Paul do it to him bros? Because he’s a mad genius with a twisted sense of humor and we wouldn’t have it any other way. Come join us and see for yourself the madness that awaits on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to laugh until you cry, because that’s just how we roll.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Crops Grown:	1352	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Dad’sWeddingDrama Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your dad’s wedding drama seem like child’s play? Look no further! Our server is filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry (or until your dad’s fiancée tries to bond with you over your diamond sword collection).

Join us and escape the real world drama for a world where the only thing you have to worry about is whether you’ll survive the next creeper attack. Who needs family drama when you can have virtual adventures with friends who understand the importance of building the perfect castle?

So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Your dad’s fiancée may be annoying, but our server is anything but!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

WifeOverDaughterCraft

aita, autism, Boundaries, Challenges, Choosing, Communication, conflict_resolution, DAUGHTER, Decision making, discipline, Empathy, exclusion, family, favoritism, parenting, relationships, Support, tantrums, Understanding, Wife, WifeOverDaughterCraft

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than this family? Look no further! Join our server and escape the tantrums and family drama for a world of blocky fun!

Our server is so peaceful, even Hailey would stop throwing tantrums just to play on it. And don’t worry, we won’t exclude anyone for acting like a child – in fact, we encourage it! Let your inner child run wild as you build, mine, and explore with other players.

With our server, you can leave all the family drama behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only tantrums are from creepers blowing up your creations. Join now and leave the real world behind – we promise not to text you about choosing blocks over family!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Chimeras Created:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

LoveStruck SMP

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Do you dream of finding your Minecraft soulmate to build epic bases and conquer dungeons together? Look no further, because our SMP is the place where love blooms faster than a creeper explosion!

Join us and you might just find your first love in the form of a fellow player who shares your passion for pixelated pigs and blocky landscapes. Who needs Tinder when you can find your perfect match while fighting off hordes of zombies in a haunted mansion?

Forget about boring old survival mode, because on our SMP, every day is a new adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. From epic pranks that will make you question your trust in your fellow players to treasure hunts that will test your parkour skills, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come on, don’t be shy! Join our SMP and who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with Minecraft all over again. And hey, if all else fails, at least you’ll have some hilarious stories to tell your friends about that time you accidentally blew up your entire base with a misplaced TNT block. Love is in the air, and it smells like burning netherrack!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Animals Bred:	175	Astral Projections Made:	0

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

BlockyConspiracy

BELIEF, BlockyConspiracy, Certainty, conjecture, conviction, doubt, Evidence, FAITH, Hypothesis, intuition, knowledge, philosophy, proof, skepticism, speculation, theory, Truth, uncertainty, unprovable

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to uncover the truth about the secret diamond mine hidden deep within the world. Rumor has it that only the bravest players can find it, but beware – the mine is guarded by a pack of evil creepers who will stop at nothing to protect their precious diamonds!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also embark on a quest to find the legendary Notch’s Golden Apple, said to grant the player unlimited power and riches. Many have tried and failed to find it, but maybe you have what it takes to succeed!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prove to the world that you have what it takes to uncover the mysteries of Minecraft! Remember, the truth is out there – you just have to dig deep enough to find it!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

BeirutBoom Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting airstriked is your boring old world! we got explosions galore and crazy battles that will make your head spin like a beyblade on crack.

we have 31 players already killed in epic pvp battles, but don’t worry, we got plenty more where that came from. join now and be part of the chaos, because who needs peace when you can have explosions and mayhem instead?

so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most insane minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring old fart who likes peace and quiet, then maybe stay away).

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Buildings Constructed:	46
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Secret Passages Found:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	12

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

NATOcraft: Ukraine’s Victory Plan

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so, like, ukraine is like, totally gonna join nato and get all these sick weapons, right? but, like, before they do that, they need to practice their skills in minecraft! that’s where our server comes in, dude.

join our server and help ukraine prepare for their epic victory! we’ve got crazy challenges and epic battles that will totally get you ready for the real deal. plus, you’ll get to hang out with other players who are just as hyped about ukraine’s victory plan as you are!

so, like, what are you waiting for? join our server now and help ukraine kick some serious butt in nato! it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, dude.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Void Armor Forged:	11	Magic Items Found:	6196
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Phanerozoic Heatwave – 485M Yrs of Global Warming

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Come join our epic Minecraft server where the global temps are always a balmy 36°C! Forget about boring old Earth, we have our own crazy climate where you can build and survive in extreme conditions. Our server is so hot, it’s like living in a sauna 24/7!

We’ve got insane events happening all the time, like giant lava floods and tornadoes made of diamonds. You’ll never be bored on our server, that’s for sure. And don’t worry about those pesky greenhouse gases, we’ve got a team of virtual scientists working round the clock to keep our planet cool.

So come on down and join the fun! Who needs real life when you can have a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a jalapeño pepper eating contest in the Sahara desert? Let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Meteorite Armor Created:	15

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

EnderLife

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

EnderLife Lifesteal SMP Join the Ultimate Minecraft Adventure

Custom Economy – Manage Cash, Tokens, Points, and complete Quests Custom Hearts – 10 Unique Heart Types for thrilling gameplay Crates and Ranks – 5 Crates, 5 Purchasable Ranks, and 3 Obtainable Ranks Custom Enchantments and Skills – Upgrade gear and level up Skills Unique Worlds – Explore Better End Island, Custom Overworld, and more Upcoming – Upgradeable Spawners and Minions EULA-Friendly – Fair gameplay, focused on players. Not a business minded server

Java IP: play.enderlife.online:25679 Bedrock IP: play.enderlife.online | Port: 25679 Cracked server – everyone is welcome

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Carl Lam MTR Server

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This Server Is modded server, so you can’t join with IP only. By Carl Lam and Omar Cube. And don’t forget to join Discord Server Befor Join The Minecraft Server

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	16	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Hexit Archon: The Server where even the mobs have had custom makeovers! Come join the chaos now!

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HexArchon Minecraft Server

Description
HexArchon is a Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with several gameplay features such as unique Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, and other areas to explore such as the Skylands and Dungeons.

Links

Our Values

We are a group of people with the ambition of creating something new and unique. We are always committed to putting quality work into gameplay. We love listening to community feedback and creating something that people enjoy.

Gameplay Mechanics

Technicals

We strongly prioritize server performance and responsiveness. Not only do we put focus on resource utilization during development, but we also have powerful top-of-the-line hardware that the server runs on.

The server is run on dedicated hardware with the following specifications: * CPU: AMD Ryzen 9 7950X * RAM: 3200MHz 64GB * Storage: 2TB NVME SSD * Hosted on the US East Coast.

We guarantee strict, zero-lag gameplay. If you are having any issues with lag, open a ticket and we will gladly help you out – even if it’s not the server’s fault.

Joining

Server IP: play.hexarchon.net
Supports Bedrock (Port 19132). This is experimental with many technical limitations.

Thanks for reading! We hope to see you on 🙂

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Snowflake City Minecraft Server

#youtube, Canadian culture, city, commentary, cyberbullying, discrimination, Diversity, giant pussies, Hate Speech, ignorance, internet, intolerance, keyboard warriors, Media, Minecraft, online behavior, prejudice, racism, Server, snowflake, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Video, white Canadians

Are you tired of playing on servers filled with white Canadians who are total wimps? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate playground for badass Minecraft players!

Join us if you want to show those white Canadians how it’s done. We have epic battles, insane challenges, and even a secret underground fight club where you can prove your dominance.

Don’t be a pussy like those white Canadians, join our server and unleash your inner warrior! Who knows, you might even become the ultimate Minecraft champion and earn the respect of players from all around the world. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show everyone what you’re made of!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Candy Crush Xvideos Minecraft SMP

#candycrush, candy, cars, Cartnite™, crash, Crush, cup series, Event, Galaxy Gas, helmet cam, Kyle Busch, Live, Maxi-Pads 400, Minecraft, Nascar, Pepto Bismal™, Race, Racing, replay, SAFER barrier, smp, sports, super speedway, xvideos

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for epic races through CandyCrush™-Xvideos™ super speedway, where players ride on pigs and llamas instead of cars. Watch out for the infamous Cartnite™ SAFER barriers, they’ll knock you out faster than a creeper explosion!

But that’s not all, we also host the annual Maxi-Pads 400, where players compete in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower of TNT or racing through a maze filled with hostile mobs. And don’t forget about our exclusive helmet cam feature, where you can watch all the action unfold on whattimeisitrightnow.com!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the thrill of the Nascar Pepto Bismal™ cup series like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in our wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Void Gems Collected:	33
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

SonSquad Minecraft Server

Asking for help, baby, childcare, Communication, family, Fatherhood, feeling alone, Help, husband, Interaction, involvement, Marriage, Minecraft, Motherhood, newborn, overthinking, parenting, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sleep deprivation, SonSquad, Support

Looking for a Minecraft server where you don’t have to ask for help? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience a world where the mobs do the chores for you! Need a creeper to take out the trash? No problem! Want a zombie to rock your baby to sleep? We got you covered! Our server is so efficient, you’ll never have to lift a finger again – unless it’s to mine some diamonds, of course.

Forget about feeling like the only parent – on our server, the mobs are the real MVPs. Our Enderman nanny service will teleport your baby to daycare in the blink of an eye, while our Skeleton butlers will serve up some spooky snacks for your little one. And don’t worry about sleepless nights – our friendly neighborhood Witch will brew up a potion to help your baby sleep through the night.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and let the mobs take care of everything. Who needs a husband when you have a horde of helpful mobs at your service?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Divine Spears Created:	26
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Zombie Dances:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

UncleCraft: No Free Rides!

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, empowerment, ENTITLEMENT, family business, favoritism, free, gender discrimination, INDEPENDENCE, Inheritance, Legacy, loyalty, nepotism, Professionalism, Resentment, Respect, RIDES, self worth, sexism, Succession, UncleCraft, VALUES, work ethic

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel appreciated and valued? Look no further than our server! Just like OP’s uncles and cousins, our server is clueless without you. Join us and show them how it’s done! Plus, we don’t discriminate based on gender – we value all players equally, regardless of their gender. So come on over and show off your skills, because here, everyone is valuable – even if you’re just a girl! 😉 #GirlPower #MinecraftBossLady #JoinUsToday

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Towns Built:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Chimeras Created:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

New Minecraft Servers 2024

PixelPretties

Updated September 21, 2024

"Why the F*** Did Paul Do It to Him, Bros? Minecraft SMP"

Updated September 21, 2024

Dad’sWeddingDrama Minecraft Server

Updated September 21, 2024

WifeOverDaughterCraft

Updated September 21, 2024

LoveStruck SMP

Updated September 21, 2024

BlockyConspiracy

Updated September 21, 2024

BeirutBoom Minecraft Server

Updated September 21, 2024

NATOcraft: Ukraine’s Victory Plan

Updated September 21, 2024

Phanerozoic Heatwave – 485M Yrs of Global Warming

Updated September 21, 2024

EnderLife

Updated September 21, 2024

Carl Lam MTR Server

Updated September 21, 2024

Hexit Archon: The Server where even the mobs have had custom makeovers! Come join the chaos now!

HexArchon Minecraft Server

Links

Our Values

Gameplay Mechanics

Technicals

Joining

Updated September 21, 2024

Candy Crush Xvideos Minecraft SMP

Updated September 21, 2024

SonSquad Minecraft Server

Updated September 21, 2024

UncleCraft: No Free Rides!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	New Chunks Explored:	418894
Void Armor Forged:	29	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Secret Passages Found:	4	Divine Spears Created:	20