PixelPoundsLost | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NeuroCraft: Bio Mimic Neuron Fun

0.13 Hz, 147.1 Hz, artificial neuron, bio, biological processes, Concept, electrochemical, frequency range, Fun, Innovative, mimic, NeuroCraft, neuromorphic, neuromorphic perception system, neuron, organic electrochemical neurons, organic electrochemical transistors, Perception, real, scientists, semiconductor, System, vertical architecture

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1790
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Enchantments Applied:	274
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	1

yOu gOtta jOin dis server, cuz we gOt scientists makin’ crazy sh*t like artificial electrochemical neurons dat mimic real biological processes. yOu can be a part of dis neuromorphic perception system and experience da power of organic electrochemical transistors. We got a vertical architecture dat will blow yo mind and a frequency range from 0.13 to 147.1 Hz. Join now and be a part of dis insane experiment, cuz who needs real life when you can have Minecraft craziness like dis!

Pixel Anime Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, animation, Anime, anime industry, Beloved, better, Childhood, classic, Cultural, Entertainment, fan favorite, Haven, iconic, japanese, Memories, Nostalgia, old school, PIXEL, Popular, Retro, Traditional, used to be, vintage

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7906
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	New Chunks Explored:	562127

Yo, bros, if you’re tired of watching anime and feeling like it’s just not hitting the same anymore, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got pixelated waifus that will make you question your reality and make you forget all about those disappointing new anime series.

Join us and experience a world where anime is still poppin’ and the adventures are endless. Plus, our creepers are dressed up as your favorite anime characters, so you never know who might blow up next!

Don’t miss out on the chance to relive the glory days of anime in Minecraft form. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those creeper anime characters)!

SassyAnimalTalk – Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal behavior study, animal cognition, animal communication, Animal communication skills, Animal intelligence, animal interactions, animal language, animal psychology, animal rudeness, Animal rudeness traits, animal social behavior, animal vocalization, Animals, Communication, Ethology, Minecraft, rude animals, SassyAnimalTalk, smp, species behavior, Talking Animals, zoology

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1559
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	27	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Secret Passages Found:	6
Zombie Dances:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Divine Spears Created:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! Like, the pigs on this server are so rude, they’re always oinking at you in a sassy way like “oink oink, get out of my way peasant” and the cows are mooing insults at you like “mooove over loser”. It’s like a farmyard full of mean girls, but in Minecraft form! And don’t even get me started on the sheep, they’re always baa-ing at you with attitude like “baaack off, I’m fabulous”. It’s a total zoo of sass and I love it! So come join us and experience the most savage animal kingdom in Minecraft history, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken, they’re the worst, always clucking behind your back. #SavageAnimals #MinecraftDrama #JoinNowLOLZ 🐷🐮🐑🐔🐔🐔

CraftyMillionaire

Charity, CraftyMillionaire, dream come true, Dream lifestyle, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Security, first thing, Generosity, immediate action, Investments, life changing, Long-term goals, luxury, million dollar question, million dollars, sudden wealth, unexpected money, wealth, windfall

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1970
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1816
Runes Activated:	5	Buildings Constructed:	13
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

If you were given a million diamonds today on our Minecraft server, the first thing you should do is build yourself a diamond castle fit for a Minecraft king! And don’t forget to hire a team of diamond-armored guards to protect your precious loot from any sneaky creepers trying to steal it. Join our server now and start living the lavish Minecraft life you deserve!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Canada, CraftyCanuck, cross-border relations, diplomatic relations, Economy, foreign policy, global economy, Government, import/export, international trade, leadership, Minecraft, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, RETALIATION, Server, strong response, Tariffs, trade war, trudeau, trump

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7395
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Love Letters Sent:	13
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Falling into the Void:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs. like, you gotta join cuz we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. and, like, our admin is a ninja who can, like, do backflips and stuff.

also, like, there’s a rumor that Herobrine, like, totally hangs out on our server. he’s, like, the ultimate boss and if you defeat him, you get, like, a million diamonds.

plus, like, we have this epic PvP arena where you can battle other players and show off your mad skills. and, like, the winner gets to ride a dragon around the server for a whole day.

so, like, come join our server and be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure ever! it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.

CraftyReichBanter

afd, Ban, Coalition, controversy, CraftyReichBanter, debate, Decision making, Democracy, disagreement, extremism, far right, German politics, germany, Government, lawmakers, nationalist, opposition, Parliament, political parties, right wing

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6502
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where german lawmakers are all like, “yo, should we ban the far-right AfD or nah?” and they can’t even agree on it! it’s like a soap opera drama unfolding in a virtual world! join our server for all the political chaos and craziness you can handle. plus, we have secret underground meetings where we plot world domination with our pixelated pickaxes. come join the fun and see where the drama takes us next!

SporeZombie Ants – Ireland Edition

ants, arachnids, Behavior, cave spiders, discovery, Edition, entomology, entomopathogenic fungi, fungal species, fungus, honour, infection, ireland, Mycology, newly discovered, Ophiocordyceps, Parasitism, sir david Attenborough, SporeZombie, zombie ants, zombies, zoology

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1660
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	6814	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Unicorn Sightings:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Buildings Constructed:	46
Meteorites Collected:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have zombie cave spiders infected with fungus that make them act like zombie ants! it’s like a real-life episode of planet earth, narrated by the legendary Sir David Attenborough himself! you won’t find this kind of crazy action on any other server, so hop on and start surviving in our wild and wacky world! who knows what other insane creatures and adventures you’ll encounter on our server – the possibilities are endless! join now and let the madness begin!

Crafted Cosmos 1.20.6

1.20.6, comma separated, Cosmos, crafted, Generate, is there, list, long tail tags, Problem, reddit, Reddit spacing, reddit user, Spacing, spacing problem, tags, Use, use reddit, use reddit spacing, User, why, why yes, yes

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4871
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Magic Items Found:	3664
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Buildings Constructed:	25

Oh man, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies too!

You can build your own epic castle and rule over your own kingdom, like a boss! Plus, there are secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons to explore.

And get this, there’s a whole community of players who are as crazy as you are! You can team up with them to take down the Ender Dragon or just goof around and build giant statues of Steve.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

LastWillCraft SMP

absurd legacies, bizarre requests, comedic will, comical estate planning, death humor, eccentric estate planning, final wishes, funny last will, hilarious testament, humorous inheritance, LastWillCraft, laughable bequeaths, odd final instructions, offbeat last wishes, quirky bequests, silly testament, smp, strange bequests, unconventional inheritance, unusual bequeaths, wacky will, weird legacies

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3119
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	145	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Dimension Hops:	12	New Chunks Explored:	369288
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Secret Passages Found:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a party in your computer but with blocks and stuff. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we only let in people who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight. It’s totally worth it though because we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best jokes.

And get this, if you die in the game, you have to do a funny dance in real life as your “last will.” Like one time, this guy died and his last will was to have his pet pig inherit all his diamonds. It was hilarious, we all had a good laugh.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and have dance parties every night. It’s lit, fam.

CraftyKidLies

childhood beliefs, childhood innocence, childhood innocence shattered, childhood lies, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood tales, CraftyKidLies, discovering the truth, embarrassing moments, funny childhood stories, funny lies, funny stories, growing up, Innocence, learning the truth, misconceptions, misconceptions debunked, naive beliefs, realizing the truth

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4234
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Potions Brewed:	22	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Falling into the Void:	0

Remember when your parents told you that eating your vegetables would make you grow up big and strong? Well, on our Minecraft server, we promise that mining diamonds will make you grow wings and fly like a majestic dragon! Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, who now soars through the skies on a diamond-encrusted rocket ship.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle against a secret army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to defeat them and save the day. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting to be discovered by the chosen one.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and embark on the wildest, most fantastical adventures of your life. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wacky world of blocky fun!

VAllure Haven 1.21

#youtube, adult audio, adult content, asmr, Azura Dulait, discord server, fansly, Greentext Archive, Haven, Holodex, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, Joi, Mercy Modiste, Patreon, relationships, Shibi Cottonbum, Stronny Cuttles, VAllure, VAllure Friends, VOD Archive, Vtuber, vtuber corpo

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6833
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Void Armor Forged:	15
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and confusion! We’ve got transparent head cutouts, fertility goddesses, feral polar bears, hex maniacs, dorky yanderes, demanding mistresses, and hypnotic cuttlefishes – all in one place! It’s like a virtual circus of insanity that you never knew you needed in your life! Plus, we have lewd audios, spicy content, and a Discord server where you can stalk… I mean, interact with the girls! And guess what? All the talents are in a relationship with me, so you know you’re in for a treat! Don’t miss out on this absolute clusterf*ck of a server – join now and dive into the madness!

BabyBlockBungle

baby, BabyBlockBungle, Chef, Communication, Contraception, Decision making, depression, Homeless, income, medical reasons, neonatal death, nurse practitioner, OVULATION, partner changed his mind, Pregnancy, relationship, Stillborn, Termination, TFMR, unprotected sex

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9098
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Emeralds Found:	3539	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and unexpected twists!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a “Baby Drama” event where players can experience the thrill of unexpected pregnancies and relationship drama just like in the story above. Will you choose to keep the baby or make a tough decision like the characters in the story?

But that’s not all! We also have a “Partner Problems” mini-game where players can navigate through complicated relationship issues, just like our characters. Will you choose love or self-preservation? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough, we have a “Homeless with Kids” challenge where players must survive and thrive with limited resources, just like the character facing homelessness with a 6-year-old and a baby on the way. Can you make it work?

So come join our server for a wild ride of emotions, drama, and unexpected twists! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

AnxietyCraft SMP: Just keep mining!

anxiety, AnxietyCraft, breathing exercises, cognitive behavioral therapy, coping strategies, Exercise, healthy lifestyle, journaling, medication, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Mining, positive affirmations, Professional help, relaxation techniques, seeking help, self-care, smp, social support, Stress Management, support system, Therapy

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	816
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Votes:	2054	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1838
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0

OMG, like, if you’re feeling anxious, you should totally join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most lit server ever, with like, diamonds raining from the sky and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. Trust me, once you join, all your anxiety will like, disappear into the pixelated sunset. Plus, we have this secret therapy llama that gives the best advice ever. Like, one time I was freaking out about a creeper blowing up my house, and the llama was all like, “Dude, just build a new one, it’s no biggie.” And I was like, “Wow, llama, you’re a genius!” So yeah, if you wanna cure your anxiety and have a blast, join our Minecraft SMP ASAP!

SinCraft: Reddit Edition

Community, Deadly Sins, discussion, Edition, envy, gluttony, Greed, introspection, Life, Lust, people, Personal, pride, reddit, Reflection, Shaping, Sin, SinCraft, sloth, temptation, Wrath

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5165
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Potions Brewed:	22	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most sinful way possible!

Join our server and let your favorite deadly sin shape your gameplay experience. Are you a glutton for adventure? Then feast on our endless world of exploration and discovery. Feeling a bit wrathful? Take out your frustrations on unsuspecting mobs and other players in epic battles.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the most sinful players can hope to tame it. Will you be the one to claim this majestic beast as your own?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Indulge in your favorite sin and join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server. 😉

Leash-Carrying Doggos Server

Animal Behavior, capability, competence, demonstration, dog, DOGGOS, INDEPENDENCE, intelligence, leash, leash training, LeashCarrying, obedience, pet behavior, pet care, pet independence, pet ownership, pet ownership skills, pet training, RESPONSIBILITY, self-sufficiency, Server, Skills, Training

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7274
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, where else u gonna see a dog walkin around holdin its own leash, bro? like, that’s some next level shiz right there.

But wait, there’s more! We got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and chickens playin chess. It’s a whole zoo up in dis server, man.

And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to bust a move. It’s lit, fam.

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility. But who cares, right? Let’s get weird, baby!

Players:	101/900	Votes:	9540
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ores Mined:	7466	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2