PixelPounders: Height & Weight Edition | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Quality Minecraft SMP Player

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4112
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1662	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a secret underground dance party with creepers! Our server is so high quality that even the pixels have pixels! And forget about 720p or 1080p, on our server, we play in 4D resolution! Plus, we exclusively use webm files because mp4 is so last season. So come join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

GetOutSon Minecraft Server

GetOutSon, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7478
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Are you tired of living with your 30-year-old son who refuses to adult and just plays video games all day? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our server is filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and no annoying adult children living in your basement rent-free!

Say goodbye to enabling your son and hello to building your dream virtual world with us! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft master? Don’t feel guilty for pushing your son to move out, feel empowered to join our server and live your best blocky life!

ERcraft: Lost Work Anger

anger, children, coldness, common sense, Communication, Designer, distraction, electric shock, emergency room, ERcraft, family, Guilt, husband, Lost, Pregnancy, Relief, Resentment, self employed, Silence, Support, work

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9575
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30

Looking for a Minecraft server that shocks you in all the right ways? Look no further than our server, where the electricity flows freely (just like in that shocking story above)! Join us for electrifying adventures, where you never know what kind of jolts you might encounter.

Need a break from the silent treatment at home? Our server is the perfect place to escape to, where you can chat with friendly players and never worry about getting zapped by your husband’s icy behavior. Plus, who needs burn marks on their hand when you can have a blast building and exploring in Minecraft instead?

So come on over to our server, where the only shocks you’ll get are from the exciting gameplay and not from your husband’s cold shoulder. Join us today and let the fun begin!

AFK, gotta mine in Minecraft SMP

Afk, awkward situations, communication skills, conversation dynamics, conversation ender, conversation etiquette, conversation exit lines, conversation exit strategies, conversation signals, conversation skills, conversation tactics, exit strategy, Gotta, Minecraft, nonverbal communication, polite excuses, small talk, smp, social boundaries, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3459
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Farms Harvested:	114	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I found a diamond block just lying on the ground and when I mined it, a secret underground base appeared with a bunch of villagers throwing a party! And another time, I was building a house and accidentally summoned a giant chicken that started dancing the Macarena! It was so random and hilarious, you never know what’s gonna happen next! Plus, the admins are like, the coolest people ever, they once turned the entire spawn into a giant cake just because someone asked for it in the chat. So come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! #BestSMPever #DiamondDancingChickenParty”’

CraftyRiches

class divide, CraftyRiches, Cultural differences, economic disparity, economic opportunities, financial inequality, financial literacy, financial struggles, ignorance, income inequality, lifestyle differences, POVERTY, Privilege, social awareness, social justice, social mobility, societal issues, societal norms, socioeconomic status, spending habits, wealth gap

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3868
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Magic Items Found:	6330	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Are you tired of living in the peasant life of Minecraft? Join our server and leave behind the struggles of the poor! Rich players on our server are completely oblivious to the struggles of the common folk, as they ride around on diamond-encrusted pigs and sip on golden apple martinis.

On our server, you can experience the luxurious life of the elite, complete with mansions made entirely out of emerald blocks, servants to do your bidding, and a personal unicorn stable. Poor people? Never heard of them! Join now and leave behind the peasant life for good.

KidCraftWarz

Attack, children, Conflict, Espionage, Europe, Exploitation, extremism, Hiring, international relations, iran, Israeli, KidCraftWarz, MIDDLE EAST, Propaganda, Recruitment, SECURITY, Targets, Terrorism, underage, violence, War

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8843
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Animals Bred:	121
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Potions Brewed:	71

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, dude. like, imagine this: iran is hiring children to attack israeli targets in europe, but, like, in minecraft form. like, you can be a child soldier and go on secret missions to take down evil israeli bases. it’s like a crazy adventure, man. plus, there’s like, a secret underground city where you can trade with villagers and stuff. and, get this, there’s a giant lava pit where you can sacrifice your enemies for extra points. it’s like, totally insane, bro. so, like, join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Magnetic Pole Shuffle: Minecraft Edition

climate change, Earth, Earth’s core, earth’s magnetic field, Earth’s Rotation, Edition, Geographic North Pole, geology, Geomagnetism, global impact, magnetic, Magnetic Anomaly, Magnetic Declination, magnetic field, Magnetic North, Minecraft, navigation, North Magnetic Pole, polar regions, Pole, Pole Shift, Repositioned, research, Science, Shuffle

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4805
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Love Letters Sent:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Star Shards Collected:	50

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where the North Magnetic Pole got moved? like, whaaaaat?!?! it’s like, the most epic thing ever, dude. like, imagine all the crazy adventures you can have on a server where even the magnetic poles are shifting around. it’s like, a whole new world, man.

join this server and experience the thrill of trying to navigate your way around a constantly changing magnetic field. it’s like, a challenge for your brain and your minecraft skills, bro. plus, who knows what kind of cool secrets and treasures you’ll find when you’re exploring this wacky world.

come join us on this server and be a part of history in the making. who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to discover the reason behind the repositioning of the North Magnetic Pole. maybe it was moved by aliens or ancient wizards or something. the possibilities are endless, dude.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us on this server and let’s see where this crazy magnetic journey takes us. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro.

PlongieCraft

armor, Biomes, Class, Dungeons, Economy, Guilds, Kingdoms, Loot, Mage, Modpack, Parties, Pirate, PlongieCraft, pvp arena, Quests, recruit, Screenshots, Ships, Skills, smp, Structures, Technic Launcher, Trading, warrior

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3207
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Astral Projections Made:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Crops Grown:	9272

PlongieCraft Minecraft Server

Server Overview:

Server IP	plongie.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/Sw2pWyrd
Trailer	https://youtu.be/Bu2T8P1f-PM?si=4O15t1lSZcGif5pE

About PlongieCraft:

PlongieCraft is a Fantasy RPG adventure and community server where players can choose their own path as warriors, wizards, or adventurers in a LOTR/TES inspired world. The server aims to build a trading economy and support the growth of new kingdoms and parties of adventurers.

Server Features:

Custom world with new biomes, structures, and dungeons to explore
Ships for sailing with party members and recruit with cannons for pirate PvP
Hiring recruits to build an army or personal guard
Various mods for collecting loot, magic spells, and dragon mounts
No pay to win system

Additional Information:

Players can download the required modpack from the Technic Launcher or Prism Launcher by searching “PlongieCraft” or manual download from the Discord server. Screenshots and updates on quests, guilds, and new dimensions are available on the Discord.

Server Images:

Screenshots 1

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Coming Soon:

Quests, guilds, and new dimensions
LoTR and Skyrim music pack
Server player limit increase
Grief prevention backups

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without the required mods?	No, the required modpack is necessary to play on PlongieCraft.
Is PlongieCraft pay to win?	No, the server will never have a pay to win system.
Will there be PvP arenas?	Yes, a PvP arena is coming soon to the server.

NihonCraft Hentai Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, art collaboration, artists, Connections, creative networking, digital art, Fandom, Friends, friendship, Haven, hentai, internet, japanese, Japanese culture, Manga, networking, NihonCraft, Online Community, online friendships, online relationships, otaku culture, social media

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1736
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! Imagine a place where you can build epic structures with your new Japanese hentai artist friends. Like, who wouldn’t want to bond over pixelated block creations while discussing the intricacies of tentacle art? Join now and expand your horizons in more ways than one!

Cuddle With Your Bros Minecraft SMP

Affection, Bonding, bro code, BROMANCE, bros, Companionship, CUDDLE, Embrace, emotional connection, friendship, Intimacy, love, loyalty, male friendships, Masculinity, Minecraft, physical touch, PLATONIC, smp, snuggle, Support, Trust

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1922
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Dragons Tamed:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	84	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and mines for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where cuddling with your bros is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory!

Our server is home to the most epic cuddle parties you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you and your fellow players all snuggled up in a giant bed made of wool, sharing stories and laughs as you watch the sun set over the pixelated horizon. It’s a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense pillow fights and compete in cuddle-themed mini-games. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a cuddle-tastic adventure that you’ll never forget!

SingleSavage in Minecraft SMP

awkward encounters, being single, crazy comments, DATING, funny anecdotes, funny remarks, humorous conversations, love life, Minecraft, misconceptions, non-single, Personal experiences, Relationship Status, relationships, single, Single life, singlehood, SingleSavage, smp, social interactions, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2081
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Void Armor Forged:	29
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Yo, broskis! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell ya, this server is lit AF! We got flying pigs, diamond armor that shoots lasers, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking parrot named Captain Squawk!

But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8148
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	123
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7409
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Emeralds Found:	3467
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5096
Buildings Constructed:	25	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Runes Activated:	1

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5952
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7446
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Divine Spears Created:	18	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Players:	102/900	Votes:	6830
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Farms Harvested:	747
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	76	Chimeras Created:	2