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    Pharaoh’sCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, cuz like, egypt just had an emergency arab summit after trump’s gaza plan made everyone super mad, but like, forget all that drama and come join our server instead! we got pharaohs riding pigs, camels wearing diamond armor, and even a secret pyramid full of enchanted golden apples. plus, our admin is a legit genie who grants wishes (as long as it’s not for more wishes, duh). so come on over and let’s build a sandcastle together, cuz who needs political turmoil when u can have a blast in minecraft land!

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  • BillionaireBashMC

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    Come join our epic Minecraft server where we make billionaires cry by halving their wealth! Watch as we strip them of their diamonds and gold, leaving them with only dirt and cobblestone. The Left Party of Germany has nothing on us when it comes to redistributing wealth in the virtual world. So grab your pickaxe and join us in this wild adventure of wealth redistribution and chaos! Who needs billionaires when you have a server like ours? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one block at a time!

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  • Billie Jean’s DNA Test Server

    Billie Jean’s DNA Test Server
    yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the pigs wear top hats and the cows do the macarena all day long. we got creepers that tell knock knock jokes and skeletons that breakdance when they see you coming.

    if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks. plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of villagers will sing “Billie Jean” in perfect harmony.

    but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell dad jokes while breathing fire.

    so what are you waiting for? come join our minecraft server and experience the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bizarre adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixelated pigs.

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  • Gamer Traits Predict Gun Violence

    Gamer Traits Predict Gun Violence
    LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT ALL DA GUNS AND WE AINT AFRAID TO USE ‘EM! WE DID A STUDY AND FOUND OUT THAT IF U JOIN OUR SERVER, U GONNA BE A BADASS GANGSTA WITH NO EMPATHY! WE AINT CARE BOUT NO ENVIRONMENT, WE JUST WANNA SHOOT SH*T UP AND HAVE A BLAST! SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC GUN VIOLENCE FUN!

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  • Midnight Minecraft

    Midnight Minecraft

    Midnight Minecraft Server Overview

    Opened14th December
    ModpackContains over 300 mods including Create, Ars Nouveau, BoP, BWG, Hexerei, and various dimension mods
    Community Projects
    • Midnight Island: A fantasy themed town around spawn
    • Tinker Town: A steampunk/factory themed town
    • Nether railway
    • Community farms

    FAQ

    QuestionAnswer
    How do I join the server?Head over to the discord link provided, introduce yourself, and be whitelisted.
    What type of players is the server looking for?Players who enjoy long term projects, prefer community builds, communicate and work together, and want a server that will stick around.
    What dimensions are currently open on the server?Twilight Forest is currently the only dimension open, with plans to gradually open more as community events.
    What are some planned projects on the server?Planned projects include Midnight Island, Tinker Town, Nether railway, and community farms.

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