haha u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well u should cuz we got more drama than putin and kim jong un fighting over who gets the last piece of pizza at a sleepover. south korea even had to summon our ambassador cuz our border tensions are so high, it’s like a real life soap opera but with blocks and creepers. join us for the most chaotic and hilarious time of ur life, u won’t regret it…unless u forget to bring snacks, then u might regret it a little.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 94/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Alien Abductions: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7
Living Statues Befriended: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 15
Void Armor Forged: 16 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
Unicorn Sightings: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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