haha u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well u should cuz we got more drama than putin and kim jong un fighting over who gets the last piece of pizza at a sleepover. south korea even had to summon our ambassador cuz our border tensions are so high, it’s like a real life soap opera but with blocks and creepers. join us for the most chaotic and hilarious time of ur life, u won’t regret it…unless u forget to bring snacks, then u might regret it a little.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 104/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 23
Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Divine Spears Created: 24
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
Void Armor Forged: 28 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 12
Titanic Battles Fought: 23 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 24

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY