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Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 5670 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 34 |
Towns Built: | 7 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
Join us and you’ll see things you never thought possible in Minecraft. We’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. And don’t even get us started on the epic battles between the Ender Dragon and a pack of angry llamas.
But the real reason you should join our server? Because we have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where all the “Republicans” have non-White wives and children. It’s a wild ride, let me tell you. So come on over and join the fun – just watch out for those dancing skeletons, they’ve got some killer moves!