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Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 1207 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 9 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 48 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 6 |
Join us and you’ll see things you never thought possible in Minecraft. We’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. And don’t even get us started on the epic battles between the Ender Dragon and a pack of angry llamas.
But the real reason you should join our server? Because we have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where all the “Republicans” have non-White wives and children. It’s a wild ride, let me tell you. So come on over and join the fun – just watch out for those dancing skeletons, they’ve got some killer moves!