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Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 3839 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 5 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 19 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 17 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
Join us and you’ll see things you never thought possible in Minecraft. We’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. And don’t even get us started on the epic battles between the Ender Dragon and a pack of angry llamas.
But the real reason you should join our server? Because we have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where all the “Republicans” have non-White wives and children. It’s a wild ride, let me tell you. So come on over and join the fun – just watch out for those dancing skeletons, they’ve got some killer moves!