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Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 4957 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Magical Moments Shared: | 9 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
Dimension Hops: | 8 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 6 |
Join us and you’ll see things you never thought possible in Minecraft. We’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. And don’t even get us started on the epic battles between the Ender Dragon and a pack of angry llamas.
But the real reason you should join our server? Because we have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where all the “Republicans” have non-White wives and children. It’s a wild ride, let me tell you. So come on over and join the fun – just watch out for those dancing skeletons, they’ve got some killer moves!