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Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 6000 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 7312 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Magical Moments Shared: | 23 |
but wait, there’s more! if u join dis server, u’ll also gain the ability to fly in real life. no joke, u’ll be soarinn’ through da skies like a majestic eagle. and get dis, every time u mine a diamond on da server, a real diamond will appear in ur pocket. it’s like free money, but shinier.
oh, and did i mention dat all da players on dis server are secretly famous celebrities? yeah, u could be buildin’ a house next to beyonce or playin’ hide and seek with leonardo dicaprio. it’s like a red carpet event, but in minecraft.
so what are u waitin’ for? join dis server now and experience all da insane perks dat come with it. trust me, u won’t regret it.