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Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 92/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded: 36 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4
Villages Defended: 8 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
Blood Moons Survived: 0 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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