Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join the slutty vanilla elf edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our elves are so slutty that they make the Ender Dragon blush. You won’t find a more scandalous group of elves anywhere else in the Minecraft universe.

2. The pastebins are so spicy, you’ll need a fire resistance potion just to read them. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on the drama and intrigue of our server.

3. We have a machine translation tool that will make you question reality. Who needs accurate translations when you can have hilarious mistranslations instead?

4. Our RPG Maker games will have you questioning your sanity. Get ready for a wild ride through a world of pixelated madness.

5. And don’t even get me started on the RJ Code Quicklink Script. It’s so revolutionary, it’ll make you feel like you’re hacking into the Matrix.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the elves are slutty, the translations are wacky, and the RPG Maker games will blow your mind. Just make sure to wait for page 10 before making a new thread – we have standards, you know.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 97/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
Void Gems Collected: 17 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
Falling into the Void: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
New Chunks Explored: 675925 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Democrat’s Dream Minecraft Server

    Democrat’s Dream Minecraft Server
    Are you a Democrat who loves Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated politics and blocky debates. Our server is the perfect place for Democrats to build their dream world, complete with free healthcare for all villagers and a renewable energy source powered by creepers. Plus, rumor has it that our Ender Dragon is a registered Democrat who loves to discuss foreign policy over a cup of virtual coffee. So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that will have you saying, “I don’t get it, but I love it!”

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 32
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 7
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Ores Mined: 6140
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Cherokee Minecraft SMP Side

    Cherokee Minecraft SMP Side
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience!

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with diamond swords. Or maybe you’re more into building giant statues of chickens wearing top hats? We’ve got it all!

    And if you’re wondering if you’re still white, don’t worry, because on our server, everyone turns into a rainbow unicorn after their first hour of gameplay. So come join us and let your inner unicorn shine!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Chimeras Created: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 10 Chaos Gates Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • FlightCraft: No Pagers, Just Pixels

    FlightCraft: No Pagers, Just Pixels
    so, like, u know how lebanon is all like “no pagers or walkie-talkies on flights”? well, we got a minecraft server where u can use ALL the pagers and walkie-talkies u want! it’s like a rebellion against lebanon’s rules, man. join us and be a rebel! plus, we have this crazy story about a pager that saved a walkie-talkie from a creeper attack. it’s wild, dude. so come join our server and break all the rules with us!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 647 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 16
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8 Chimeras Created: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • NovaCraftMC.de

    NovaCraftMC.de

    Welcome to NovacraftMC.de – your ultimate city build server!

    Immerse yourself in the exciting world of NovacraftMC.de, where creative city building projects meet exciting PvP duels! Build your own city, create impressive buildings and design your own personal plot of land exactly as you imagine it. There are no limits to your imagination!

    Join today and become part of the NovacraftMC.de community! Whether you are an experienced city builder or a PvP pro, you will find your place here.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 28
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Magical Moments Shared: 27
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • CozySMP

    CozySMP

    CozySMP is the best free-to-play minecraft smp that provides an incredible experience to the player. it also has some plugins to make it easier for new players

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 26
    Demon Skulls Collected: 21 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 26
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17 Infernal Machines Built: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • ✨ [1.21] FlayCraft – See and run Minecraft server

    ✨ [1.21] FlayCraft – See and run Minecraft server
    ⭐ We kindly ask the world of FlayCraft – for the skin block and the skin’s advantage to come to life with new possibilities and amazing insights!

    ? Our servers in Minecraft offer not just the game, but a more expensive experience in the enchanting world, where the warmth and wonderful atmosphere are friendly, and it’s good to check on the skin prankster. We attach special respect to the integrity, consistency and stability of all our regimes. And the axis and the stench:

    ⚡Vision: Here you will find the support and friendliness of our specialists, who are ready to help you with your skin problems. In this mode, theft and damage to other people’s alarms are protected, and to further protect you from this, you can secure your own alarm with additional privacy and enjoy freedom without fear of robbery. Discover the endless mechanics, including unique robots, casinos, duels and other equally important systems, the list of which is growing every day. We are developing game mechanics in accordance with the basic principles of Minecraft, which preserves the high vanilla nature of our server. Be the awakener of the world or an important follower, creating your world together with other graves.

    ? Events: Get ready for the exciting events that take place regularly on our servers! From epic battles with unique bosses to squalor and simple evenings – we always have something for the skin.

    ? Experience the power and ability to create your own unique style on our server. We’re counting on you!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20 Chimeras Created: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Towns Built: 10 Endless Legions Commanded: 50
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Crafty Blocks Minecraft Server

    Crafty Blocks Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players on our server stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. But little did they know, the dungeon was also home to a pack of evil zombie chickens! Can you imagine the chaos that ensued? It was cluckin’ crazy!

    But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary Cactus King, a prickly ruler who will challenge you to epic duels for the chance to win rare loot. And let’s not forget about our annual Pig Racing Championship, where players saddle up their swine steeds and race to the finish line for glory and bragging rights.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as a herd of exploding sheep, then look no further. Join us today and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 9 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 8 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Cosmalverse

    Cosmalverse

    Cosmalverse. The Ultimate Minecraft RPG Server is here! Go on an epic MMORPG server adventure mixed and merged with survival seamlessly.

    Explore the most unique custom world with caves and biomes unlike anything you’ve ever seen before. Fight 300+ unique mobs, 100+ bosses, and explore over 60+ dungeons. All guided with a full leveling system, build creations, custom spells, and 300+ unique crafting recipes.

    Play the ultimate minecraft rpg server today!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 32 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 29 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 99 Towns Built: 1
    Farms Harvested: 242 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Goontown

    Goontown

    Goontown is a fabric modded Minecraft server! – We have lots of Minecraft mods – We have a great community – You can team up with your friends and go to war – You will have a great experience here!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 24 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 247

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server

    F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server
    Tired of being cooped up inside all day like a hermit crab with social anxiety? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can roam free like a majestic unicorn on a rainbow highway.

    Our server is so hot, even the lava is jealous! Explore our vast landscapes filled with towering mountains, lush forests, and mysterious caves just waiting to be plundered. And don’t worry about those pesky creepers, we’ve trained them to break dance instead of blowing up your hard work.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots glitter out of its nostrils. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let your wildest dreams come true! And remember, the only thing scarier than a creeper is missing out on all the fun.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 18 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP

    OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of 2024! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the most insane challenges and quests, all while wearing top hats and monocles.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to some sick beats.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But beware, the treasure is guarded by a giant chicken who challenges you to a dance-off before you can claim your riches.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your life!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ores Mined: 4877 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 17
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer

    MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family dynamics? Look no further than our server, where we promise no step-parent drama! Join us and leave all your “adult” problems behind.

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about calling anyone other than your in-game buddies your parents. We understand that family dynamics can be complicated, so we keep it simple by focusing on building epic structures and battling mobs.

    Join now and experience the freedom of not having to choose between calling someone your parent or just an adult. Our server is all about fun and games, not family therapy sessions. So come on in and let’s play Minecraft like it’s meant to be played – without any step-family drama!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 9479
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • NoGirlLeftBehindMC

    NoGirlLeftBehindMC
    Are you tired of dealing with drama llamas in your friend group? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real-life chaos! We promise no Tiffany’s allowed, especially if they show up late and forget to bring gifts for the “real couples.” Our virtual world is drama-free and full of adventure. Plus, we won’t judge your pregnancy announcement or ask if it was an accident. So come join us and leave the real-world craziness behind!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 18
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • DumbGeniusMC SMP

    DumbGeniusMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild! We have a special area called the “Dunce Corner” where all the self-proclaimed geniuses are sent to build their own little world of delusions. Watch as they try to outsmart each other with their ridiculous builds and over-the-top grandeur. Who will be crowned the king of the Dunce Corner? Join now and find out!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Void Gems Collected: 16
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
    Chimeras Created: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 20

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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