Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further than our server, where we have been crowned the sex symbol of /vt/ (virtual thots) community! Join us for a wild ride filled with virtual thots, pixelated parties, and scandalous shenanigans.

Our server is so hot, even the creepers can’t resist blowing up in excitement! Build your dream pixel palace, battle it out in epic PvP matches, or just chill with your virtual thot friends in our exclusive VIP lounge.

But be warned, once you join our server, you may never want to leave. So come on in and experience the sexiest Minecraft server in all the land. Just remember to bring your pixelated sunscreen, because things are about to get steamy!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 94/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Animals Bred: 167
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
Blood Moons Survived: 0 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • SunflowerGrieferz

    SunflowerGrieferz
    come join our epic minecraft server where you can unleash your inner artist and create masterpieces like vincent van gogh! but watch out, because just like in real life, your beautiful creations might get vandalized by mischievous players! it’s a wild west out here, where anything can happen, including art crimes and epic battles for survival. who knows, maybe you’ll become the next van gogh of minecraft! join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Star Gazing Alien Hangout

    Star Gazing Alien Hangout
    So, like, imagine if these aliens were like, “Yo, let’s play Minecraft together on this EPIC server!” And you’re just there like, “HECK YEAH, let’s do this!”

    This server is like, the ultimate hangout spot for aliens and humans alike. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of cheese.

    Join us and you’ll get to build a house out of rainbow blocks, ride a llama into battle, and maybe even discover the lost city of Atlantis hidden deep within the ocean.

    So, like, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this out-of-this-world Minecraft server and let’s create some intergalactic chaos together!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Magical Moments Shared: 17
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Epic Shields Constructed: 12

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Herocraft: Where you can finally live out your dream of being a potato in a fantasy world!

    Herocraft: Where you can finally live out your dream of being a potato in a fantasy world!

    Herocraft Minecraft Server Overview

    Key Features
    Unique survival world with breathtaking terrain and overview map
    18 classes and 8 professions to specialize in
    10+ challenging dungeons to explore
    Active and friendly staff to support and enhance gameplay
    Community-hosted events with regular staff involvement
    Hand-crafted Server Resource Pack compatible with existing packs

    Why Herocraft?

    With 14 years of history, Herocraft offers a unique blend of RPG elements, inventive crafting, and a vibrant community. Join us today!

    IP: play.hc.to

    Discord: hc.to/discord

    Linktree: hc.to/socials


    FAQs

    Question Answer
    What makes Herocraft different from other Minecraft servers? Herocraft offers a unique survival world with classes, professions, dungeons, and a vibrant community.
    Can I play on Herocraft with my friends? Yes, Herocraft supports multiplayer gameplay for you and your friends to enjoy together.
    Are there regular updates and events on Herocraft? Yes, Herocraft undergoes weekly updates bringing new features, fixes, and events for players to enjoy.
    How can I join Herocraft? You can join Herocraft by using the IP address provided or by joining the Discord server.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 9 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Falling into the Void: 0
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Alien Abductions: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Trap Anime Minecraft Server

    Trap Anime Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of llamas took over the server and declared themselves as the rulers. They made everyone wear llama costumes and speak only in llama language. But fear not, for our brave players fought back with their trusty diamond swords and defeated the llama overlords in an epic battle that will go down in Minecraft history!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as their DJ’s. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted toilet that grants wishes to those who dare to sit upon it.

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama uprising). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Animals Bred: 76
    Wilderness Tamed: 7 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Magic Items Found: 1036
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • CraftySavings Minecraft SMP

    CraftySavings Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of working for a boomer boss who thinks using Python libraries will land you in legal trouble? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only legal trouble you’ll face is stealing your friend’s diamonds! Our server is filled with technical wizards who can build anything from scratch without worrying about copyright infringement. Plus, we have a strict “no attorneys allowed” policy, so you can code in peace without the fear of being sued by Guido van Rossum himself. Come join us and build the ultimate SaaS empire without spending a dime – just watch out for those creepers!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 20 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 7 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 44

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

    WeddingCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the complicated story of OP’s conception and birth.

    Looking for a server where you can choose your favorite parent figure to walk you down the virtual aisle? Look no further! We’ve got dads, step-dads, and even potential dads all vying for your attention and love. Will you choose the dad who paid for the DNA test, or the step-dad who tried to buy his way into your heart? The choice is yours!

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of navigating through a messy and complicated family dynamic, complete with jealousy, hurt feelings, and passive-aggressive comments. Will you be able to keep the peace between your virtual parents, or will you find yourself caught in the middle of a virtual family feud?

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and immerse yourself in a world where family drama reigns supreme. Who needs dragons and creepers when you have the drama of OP’s family to keep you entertained? Join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate family showdown!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 4 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Endless Legions Commanded: 20 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 15
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 10 Epic Weapons Forged: 9

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • ToiletPaperTussleCraft

    ToiletPaperTussleCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cultural differences are taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and unique bathroom habits.

    Ever wondered what it’s like to live with a roommate who believes in throwing used toilet paper in the trash? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll experience all the joys of dealing with a stinky situation like never before. Dive into the mystery of why flushing toilet paper is a foreign concept and embrace the cultural differences that make living together oh so interesting.

    But wait, there’s more! Witness epic confrontations over bathroom etiquette, engage in heated debates about septic systems, and experience the thrill of asking your roommate to respect your nostrils. Will you be the hero who saves the day by solving the mystery of the foul odor, or will you be caught in a whirlwind of cultural clashes and bathroom drama?

    Join our server now and embark on a journey like no other. Who knew that a simple request to flush toilet paper could lead to such chaos and hilarity? Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Farms Harvested: 803 Astral Amulets Crafted: 35
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • CelebNotDeadYet – Minecraft SMP

    CelebNotDeadYet – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of TNT.

    Join us and you’ll be rubbing elbows with all sorts of crazy characters, like the zombie who thinks he’s a fashion designer and the creeper who’s secretly a master chef. And don’t even get me started on the Ender Dragon – rumor has it she’s been taking salsa dancing lessons in the Nether!

    But that’s not all – we’ve also got a secret underground base filled with treasure, a hidden village of talking animals, and a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy. So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky world and see if you can survive the madness!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 3476 Phantom Rings Equipped: 24
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 8

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • CraftyComrades

    CraftyComrades
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of friendly creepers come up to you and start dancing the Macarena! Yes, you read that right. Our server is home to the most talented and entertaining mobs in all of Minecraft.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco club where you can party with skeletons, zombies, and even the occasional Enderman. Trust us, you’ve never experienced a Minecraft rave like this before.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server has a special quest where you have to find the legendary Golden Potato? Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this spud-tacular treasure?

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky and wild Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might just make some unforgettable memories that you never expected!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 22 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Animals Bred: 52 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Divine Spears Created: 12 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Foodie Brain Boosters

    Foodie Brain Boosters
    Yo, listen up! If you wanna join dis Minecraft server, you gotta know dat we got some wild stuff goin’ on. Like, did you know dat our food additives actually make you smarter? Yeah, you heard me right! Eat some virtual steak and suddenly you’re a freakin’ genius, buildin’ redstone contraptions like it’s nothin’.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is actually run by a secret society of chickens who are tryin’ to take over the world. They’re plottin’ their evil plans while cluckin’ around in their little coops, but don’t worry, we got your back. Join us and help us defeat the chicken overlords before it’s too late!

    Oh, and did I mention we have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamonds? Yeah, it’s a real thrill ride, trust me. So come on down to our server and join the wackiest, wildest, most mind-blowin’ adventure of your Minecraft life. You won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun or somethin’.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 30 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 18 Rune Stones Activated: 6
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • 💎 The Imperfectum SMP: Where Diamonds Aren’t Always a Miner’s Best Friend

    💎 The Imperfectum SMP: Where Diamonds Aren’t Always a Miner’s Best Friend
    Server Name Perfectum SMP
    Server Type Semi-vanilla Survival
    Age Requirement 15+
    Application Process Required
    Unique Features Player head drops, armor stand improvements, BlueMap integration

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    1. How do I apply to join the server?

    To apply, visit our Discord server and look for the application process in the designated channel. Follow the instructions provided to submit your application.

    2. What type of players are you looking for?

    We are looking for skilled and unique Minecraft players who excel in building, redstone, farms, and other aspects of the game. We value creativity and dedication.

    3. How long does it take to hear back about my application?

    We guarantee a response within a week of submitting your application. Our moderators carefully review each application to ensure the right fit for our community.

    4. Can I join if I am under 15 years old?

    Unfortunately, our server is strictly for players aged 15 and above. This age requirement helps maintain a mature gaming environment for all our members.

    5. Are there any rules I should be aware of before joining?

    Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules will be provided to you upon acceptance into the server.

    6. What kind of events does the server host?

    We regularly plan both in-game and external events to keep the community engaged and vibrant. These events can range from build competitions to community challenges.

    7. Is the server community friendly and inclusive?

    Absolutely! We pride ourselves on creating a welcoming and inclusive community where every player’s voice is heard and valued. Respect and cooperation are key values on our server.

    Have more questions? Feel free to join our Discord server or visit our website for more information!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Players Killed by Monsters: 4062
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • DoTheDoMiTikTokChallenge Minecraft Server

    DoTheDoMiTikTokChallenge Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the legendary Do Re Mi TikTok Challenge! That’s right, you and your Asian girlfriend can show off your sick dance moves while completing crazy challenges in-game. Who knows, you might even become TikTok famous! Join now for a chance to win virtual diamonds and bragging rights in the virtual world. Don’t miss out on the hottest trend in Minecraft history!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Gods Slained: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • White Bear Minecraft SMP Experience

    White Bear Minecraft SMP Experience
    Are you tired of being a normie who would totally side with the White Bear organization from Black Mirror? Do you feel like you have no mouth and must scream like a character from a messed up sci-fi story? Well, do we have the Minecraft SMP for you!

    Join our server and experience the ultimate chaos and insanity that only a group of players with questionable morals can provide. We’ve got griefers who will make you question your own sanity, builders who will create mind-bending structures that defy all logic, and PVPers who will make you wish you never logged on.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them or will you fight against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours.

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and embrace the madness. Just be prepared to lose your mind in the process.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Void Gems Collected: 26
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 31
    Rainbows Spotted: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 18
    Alien Abductions: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • MILcraft Server: Baby Announcement Drama

    MILcraft Server: Baby Announcement Drama
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from family drama? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape the real world and build your own virtual family drama-free!

    Our server is so awesome, even your grandma would approve (unlike that judgmental mother-in-law). Build your dream world, make virtual friends, and avoid awkward family conversations about raising kids.

    Join now and let’s build a world where everyone is supportive and loving, unlike that grandma who needs a lesson in unconditional love. Don’t be the asshole, join our server today!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 100 Ether Blades Crafted: 15
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 431
    Crystal Wands Charged: 7 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • NoobNoTrainingNeeded

    NoobNoTrainingNeeded
    So, you’re looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Well, look no further than our server! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more craziness than a llama on a pogo stick!

    Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a world filled with explosive tempers, unexpected confrontations, and mind-blowing revelations. Who needs boring old training sessions when you can learn on the fly and keep everyone on their toes?

    And don’t worry about making friends, because we’ve got a whole cast of characters just waiting to spice up your Minecraft experience. From the easy-going coworker who’s just trying to keep the peace, to the manager with a temper hotter than a Nether portal, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft adventure like no other, come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Just remember, things may get a little heated, but that’s all part of the fun!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 7 Magic Crystals Found: 20
    Void Armor Forged: 21 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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