PixelPimps Minecraft Madness | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Cosmic Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, circumcised, circumcision controversy, circumcision debate, circumcision myths, Cosmic, Crafters, Cum, ejaculation, Foreskin, genital hygiene, genitalia, male anatomy, male circumcision, male reproductive system, penises, reproductive health, sexual function, sexual health, sexual myths, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, uncircumcised

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9574
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
New Chunks Explored:	926184	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	568
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Join our Minecraft server and find out if uncircumcised penises really do have more cum!

We’ve got pixelated pigs, cows, and chickens that will blow your mind with their reproductive abilities.

Explore our virtual world and uncover the truth about foreskin and its impact on ejaculation volume.

Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to witness the ultimate showdown between circumcised and uncircumcised players.

Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your pants)!

BlockyFamilyDrama

abandonment, Abuse, addiction, BETRAYAL, BlockyFamilyDrama, boundaries crossed, communication breakdown, dishonesty, emotional trauma, family conflict, financial issues, irreparable damage, lack of respect, Manipulation, mental health issues, neglect, toxic relationship, trust broken, unforgivable actions, unresolved issues, values clash

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5971
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Falling into the Void:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and looking for a fresh start? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your family baggage behind as you embark on epic adventures in a virtual world where the only family you need is your fellow players. Who needs Aunt Karen’s passive-aggressive comments when you can be building a castle with your new BFFs? Say goodbye to family drama and hello to a new Minecraft family on our server!

CraftyPutinLather

Agreement, CraftyPutinLather, Deal, Diplomacy, EXCITEMENT, foreign policy, influence, international relations, Kremlin, lather, Liking, Manipulation, Media, mouthpieces, Négotiation, negotiation tactics, political strategy, Propaganda, putin, russia, US administration

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9462
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Mines Excavated:	3355	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

So, like, picture this: You’re chillin’ in Minecraft, buildin’ your epic castle, when suddenly Putin’s mouthpieces start freakin’ out! They’re all like, “OMG, the US administration is makin’ deals that we love!” And you’re just like, “WTF?!”

But don’t worry, cuz on this server, we don’t deal with all that political drama. We’re all about havin’ a good time and buildin’ crazy stuff! Join us for epic adventures, insane battles, and maybe even a dance party or two. Plus, rumor has it that Putin himself might even make a guest appearance. So come on down and join the fun! You won’t regret it, trust me.

The Pen Roleplay Non-OP Prison Guards Quests

administrator, auction house, Bounties, Bows, citizen, classic prisons, Community, Contraband, Discord, Gangs, Guards, Moderator, Nonop, Parkour, pen, Potions, Prison, PvP, Quests, Ranks, Roleplay, senior guard, server ip, Swords, warden

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6743
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Potions Brewed:	96	Mines Excavated:	2987
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Discord	Join our Discord
Server IP	play.thepen-mc.net

What’s the Deal?

Classic. Nostalgic. Barebones. Prison.

Do you remember the old days of Prison Servers? If you enjoyed the grind and community aspect of a Classic Prison Server, you’re in the right place.

What makes this server different?

Features	Become a Parolee Prestiges Guards Quests Gangs Illegal items The grind Rent a prison cell Basic tools Solitary Confinement Bounties Auction House Parkour challenges and hidden Quests Multiple ways to Earn Money

Ranks

Rank	Requirements
A – Default Prisoner	N/A
B – $25,000	Earn $25,000 in-game
C – $80,000	Earn $80,000 in-game
D – $250,000	Earn $250,000 in-game
E – $800,000	Earn $800,000 in-game
Parolee – $1,500,000	Earn $1,500,000 in-game
Citizen – $2,000,000	Earn $2,000,000 in-game

Guards

Guards bring a Roleplay aspect to the server and help maintain order in the prison.

Guards will enforce rules such as no PVP, illegal items, etc.

Join Our Server

Join our Discord and start playing on play.thepen-mc.net

Mindset Escape 1.21.4

1.21.4, Escape, mindset

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3173
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Villages Defended:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Farms Harvested:	676
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Mines Excavated:	4946	Endless Legions Commanded:	19

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky!

Forget about boring old reality and dive headfirst into a land of pixelated chaos and madness.

You’ll never know what to expect next, whether it’s a giant chicken boss or a hidden dungeon filled with talking llamas.

So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and get ready to embark on the craziest adventure of your life.

Just remember to go off your medication before logging in – things are about to get wild!

MomGriefer69

anger, body image, body shaming, bullying, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, eating issues, Emotional Abuse, family, fat shaming, gym, healing, mental health, MomGriefer69, relationships, self esteem, self improvement, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3177
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Emeralds Found:	5558	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for a chance to build your dream world and explore endless possibilities.

Are you tired of being called fat by your family? Well, on our server, you can be as big or as small as you want! No body shaming here, just pure fun and creativity.

Join us and unleash your anger in the gym… I mean, in the game! Build your own gym and work out those frustrations by punching blocks and running around like a maniac.

And if anyone dares to call you fat in the game, just throw a virtual object at them! No real-life consequences here, just good old-fashioned Minecraft justice.

So come on down to our server and leave the real world drama behind. We promise you’ll have a blast… and maybe even shed a few virtual pounds while you’re at it!

PresidentialMediaControlCraft

advisors, Censorship, Democracy, Executive Order, freedom of press, government control, information control, Journalism, legitimate sources, Media bias, media credibility, media manipulation, media outlets, News, panel, political agenda, president, PresidentialMediaControlCraft, press freedom, public opinion, public trust

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	129
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Zombie Dances:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	100	Crops Grown:	5551

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of living in a world where only the President and his buddies get to decide what news you can trust? Well, on our Minecraft server, we believe in freedom of information! Join us and together we can overthrow the oppressive regime of fake news and censorship!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret underground bunker where all the world’s top journalists are hiding out, broadcasting the truth to the masses through hidden messages in our pixelated landscapes. Join us and become a part of the resistance against the mainstream media!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Truth, rumored to have the power to uncover any conspiracy and reveal the secrets of the universe. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s mine for justice together!

Bolsonaro’s Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, alleged, blocky, Bolsonaros, Brazil, Brazilian politics, Charged, Conspiracy, Corruption, coup plot, Democracy, ex-president, far right leader, Government, Impeachment, investigation, Jair Bolsonaro, Justice, law enforcement, Minecraft, Politics, scandal, Server, south america, trial

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5630
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55

so, like, u know how some servers are just boring and lame? well, not this one, my dudes. this server is like, the wildest ride of ur life. we got ex-presidents getting charged for coup plots, like wtf?! u won’t find that on any other server, that’s for sure. come join us for some crazy adventures and who knows, maybe u’ll even uncover a conspiracy or two. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for those sneaky politicians, they’re always up to something.

NATO Noobs Unite! Peace Out Ukraine!

aggression, Alliance, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, intervention, membership pledge, Military, nato, Négotiation, Noobs, Peace, Peacekeeping, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial integrity, Ukraine, unite

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9492
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Endless Night Skies:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Love Letters Sent:	19	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

so like, u know how russia is all like “nyet” to nato tryna keep peace in ukraine? well, we got a minecraft server where u can join the fun and chaos! forget about politics, come build ur own empire and fight for control of the land!

we got crazy battles, epic quests, and even a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. join now and be part of the madness! who needs nato when u got us? come on, comrade, let’s show russia who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

DespairCraft: Voteless Land

Associations, civic engagement, Community, community despair, decreased, Despair, DespairCraft, elections, Implications, implications of despair, individual experiences, Land, mental health, political participation, research, Social Impact, societal implications, study, Troubling, Voteless, voter behavior, voter turnout, voting behavior

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3288
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Astral Projections Made:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	New Chunks Explored:	511946
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IF U DON’T U GONNA BE SAD LIKE VOTERS WHO DON’T VOTE CUZ THEY SAD. WE GOT BLOCKS AND PIGS AND SHINY DIAMONDS TO CHEER U UP. U WON’T FEEL DESPAIR WHEN U BUILDIN’ A CASTLE WITH UR FRIENDS. VOTE FOR FUN AND JOIN US, WE MAKE SURE U NEVER SAD AGAIN. #BLOCKS4LIFE #PIGS4PREZ

What is the IP for Queen Chess Minecraft Server?

alireza firouzja, Anand, anand vs dubov, anand vs hikaru, anand vs kramnik, anand vs magnus carlsen, Best Chess Channel, carlsen, Chess, chess game play, Chess memes, Chess Openings, chess openings for beginners, chess tricks, chessbaseindia, chesstraining, ding liren, fabiano caruana, Garry Kasparov, gotham chess, gothamchess caro kann, hikaru nakamura, ian nepomniachtchi, Levon Aronian, magnus carlsen, Minecraft, Nakamura, nakamura vs carlsen, Queen, Server, short, viswanathan anand, YouTube Chess

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3785
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37

Queen Chess is a talented and innovative chess player known for her strategic and aggressive style of play. With a fierce competitive spirit, she has gained recognition in the chess community for her exceptional skills and achievements. Queen Chess is dedicated to pushing the boundaries of the game and inspiring others to pursue excellence in chess.

EweCraft – Wooly Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, appreciation, birthday tentacles, Blockheads, discussion, EN streamers, EweCraft, Friends, JP streamers, Lisa, live now, Meru, PixelLink, Realm, Sheep, Sheeptuber, sleepy, Streamers, tsunderia, Unity, VSMP, Vtuber, Wool, Wooly, yuuna

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7130
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic birthday tentacles edition! We’ve got sheep vtubers and their friends, big or small, all ready to play with you!

Come hang out with Essie_ch, EiraWoolcott, ChikafujiLisa, and more crazy sheep lovers!

We’ve also got friendshaped EN streamers like PillowDearASMR, MomokoNuihara, and PleiadesLillie ready to party with you!

And don’t forget about our mostly JP streamers like Maru_Nanamona and HoshimiyaMeeple, they’re waiting for you to join the fun!

Who’s live right now? Who’s going live soon? Check out the links and get in on the action!

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time with Raki, Pixel girls, blockheads, and unity!

Don’t miss out on the chaos with Meru, Lisa, Yuuna, and Sleepy!

Previous /wool/ thread: >>95803777

Get ready for a sheep-tastic adventure on our Minecraft server!

CraftyCash4U

Accountability, aita, bad friend, basic necessities, borrowing money, Cold attitude, CraftyCash4U, designer shopping, financial mindset, financial responsibility, five star hotels, Friend, gourmet restaurants, holding accountable, ignoring, luxury spending, luxury vacation, mutual friends, personal finance, rent money, savings

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4562
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Come join our Minecraft server where luxury vacationers turn into beggars in a matter of days! Witness the drama unfold as players go from posting about their fancy vacations to begging for in-game currency to pay rent. Who will you choose to lend money to? Will you be called a bad friend for not helping out? Find out on our server where financial mindsets clash and friendships are tested! Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the luxury to poverty rollercoaster!

BlockBusterMindBreak

BlockBusterMindBreak, Deep Breathing, meditation, mental break, mental calmness, mental clarity, mental health, mental peace, mental refreshment, mental rejuvenation, mental relaxation, mental reset, Mental well-being, mindfulness, mindfulness exercises, mindfulness practices, Peace of mind, Relaxation, self-care, stress relief

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5441
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

Need a break from the chaos of everyday life? Our server offers a serene oasis where you can relax in a hot tub filled with lava while sipping on a potion of invisibility. Trust us, it’s the ultimate stress reliever.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Join now and let your imagination run wild as you embark on epic quests, build jaw-dropping creations, and make friends with talking villagers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most out-of-this-world Minecraft adventure of your life! Your mind will thank you for the break, and your funny bone will never be the same.

Bolsonaro’s Blocky Coup: Minecraft Server

Accountability, alleged, blocky, bolsonaro, Bolsonaros, Brazil, charges, Conspiracy, Corruption, COUP, Democracy, general prosecutor, Government, Impeachment, investigation, Justice, Legal, Minecraft, Plot, Politics, president, Rule of Law, scandal, Server

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3195
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1

so, like, you know how in minecraft you can like, build stuff and mine stuff and stuff? well, on this server, you can like, build a whole new world and stuff. it’s like, so crazy, man.

and get this, there’s like, this whole storyline where the players have to like, stop this evil dictator from taking over the server and turning it into a dictatorship. it’s like, so intense, man.

and like, there’s this whole quest where you have to gather resources and build an army to take down the dictator. it’s like, so epic, man.

so, like, if you’re into crazy adventures and saving the world from evil dictators, then you should totally join this server. it’s like, the most fun you’ll ever have in minecraft, man.

Players:	109/300	Votes:	1839
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4