PixelPewPew – Arcade Mayhem

Arcade, Chronology, Community, community pack, Devil Blade, dreamcast, emulate, FBNeo, fifth gen, Hall of Records, highest scoring replays, input recording, Japan, lossless video recording, mame, MAYHEM, PixelPewPew, Retroarch, save states, score tracking, shmupg, Shooting games, stg

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5661
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	New Chunks Explored:	832224
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Join our Devil Blade Edition server for a wild ride! Need a break from building and mining? How about joining a shmup community in Japan? Yes, that’s right, Japan! We have a community dedicated to tracking shmup scores, with a Hall of Records that will blow your mind. Want to see some insane replays? Check out our Highest Scoring Replays List, it’s out of this world! And if you’re feeling nostalgic, you can emulate any game from the fifth gen and Dreamcast era. RetroArch is your go-to for all your retro gaming needs, with features that will make your head spin. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!

MugMaster69’s No-Share Zone

artist, Boundary, coffee, composure, Confrontation, Disrespect, dramatic, evening classes, farmers market, favorite mug, Friends, hand made, kitchen, locked in room, morning classes, MugMaster69s, NoShare, overreacting, Requests, roommate, sentimental, small apartment, Zone

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3941
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Dragons Tamed:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Divine Spears Created:	23
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take mug-sharing drama to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride of mug-related shenanigans and boundary-crossing adventures.

Are you tired of your roommate constantly using your favorite mug without permission? Well, on our server, we encourage this behavior! Watch as your virtual roommate steals your pixelated mug over and over again, driving you to the brink of insanity.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of setting your alarm an hour early in the game just to catch your roommate red-handed with your precious mug. Confront them in a virtual kitchen showdown that will leave you questioning your sanity and your friendship.

Join us on our server for a mug-tastic time filled with drama, tears, and water-splashing antics. Who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual roommates causing chaos in your Minecraft world? So come on, lock up your mugs and get ready for a mug-sharing experience like no other!

2024Highlightz – Minecraft SMP

2024.., 2024Highlightz, best experience, best memory, cherished memory, defining moment, favorite memory, favorite moment, happy moment, highlight of the year, joyous occasion., memorable event, Minecraft, most memorable moment, significant event, smp, special occasion, standout experience, standout memory, top moment, treasured moment, unforgettable moment, why it was special

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1571
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life! We got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as DJs.

One time, I was mining for diamonds and accidentally dug into a portal to a parallel universe where chickens ruled the world and made everyone wear feather boas. It was cluckin’ crazy, but so much fun!

And don’t even get me started on the epic battles we have against giant zombie llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes. It’s like a mix between a rave and a war zone, and it’s totally lit, bro.

So, what was your favorite moment of 2024? Mine was definitely when I rode a rainbow unicorn into battle against an army of evil bunnies. Good times, good times. Join us and make some memories that will make your grandkids say, “What the heck were you smoking, grandpa?” LOL!

StatueCraft: Historical Yard Decor!

civic pride, community guidelines, community standards, cultural representation, decor, front yard, historical, historical figure, historical impact, historical significance, Hoa, homeowner association, iconic figure, LANDSCAPING, Neighborhood, neighborhood character, outdoor decor, personal preference, property aesthetics, public art, residential rules, Statue, StatueCraft, YARD

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3749
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mines Excavated:	4980
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Votes:	247
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8383
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Dimension Hops:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take HOA rules to a whole new level of ridiculousness!

Join us and show off your creativity by building a statue of a historical figure in your front yard. Want to have Abraham Lincoln riding a unicorn? Go for it! How about Cleopatra riding a rocket ship? The sky’s the limit!

But be warned, the HOA president is a time-traveling dinosaur who takes his job very seriously. He may pop up in your game to inspect your statue and give you a virtual citation if it’s not up to par.

So come join us and let your imagination run wild! Who knows, maybe your historical figure statue will become the talk of the server and go down in Minecraft history.

OilTankerEscort Minecraft Server

Baltic Sea, conflict escalation, defense strategy, denmark, diplomatic tensions, escort, european union, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, maritime security, military intervention, military presence, Minecraft, nato, naval forces, oil tankers, OilTankerEscort, russia, sanctions, Server, Warning, Warships

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7482
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

OMG u guys, u need to join this amazin minecraft server cuz like, Denmark is warnin that Russia might send warships to escort oil tankers! Like, imagine the chaos and adventure that could happen on our server! U can build ur own warship and protect ur oil tankers from those sneaky Russians! Join now for a wild ride full of excitement and danger! Plus, we have free cookies for all new players! YOLO!

SyriaTroopDoubledCraft

Conflict, Defense, deployment, doubling troops, foreign policy, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military disclosure, Military operations, military presence, national security, pentagon, Syria, Syrian conflict, SyriaTroopDoubledCraft, troop levels, troop surge, troops increase, U.S. troops, united states

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6139
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Emeralds Found:	9645
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

lol imagine a minecraft server where the number of players has doubled overnight, just like the number of U.S. troops in Syria! join us for some epic battles and crazy adventures as we navigate through the chaos of war and peace in the virtual world. who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement right here? come join us and be a part of the action, because things are about to get wild!

BoomerCraft: We Know Everything

advice, BoomerCraft, Challenges, child rearing, Communication, Confidence, Experience, family dynamics, generational differences, growth, guidance, knowledge, learning, long-term effects, Maturity, misconceptions, Older parents, parenting, Parenting styles, self-assurance, wisdom

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7820
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5894
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where the admins are actually ancient parents who think they know EVERYTHING. They’re like, “Back in my day, we didn’t have Ender Dragons, we had to fight off creepers with our bare hands!” And you’re just like, “What the heck, old man?!” But then they start telling you all these crazy stories about how they used to mine for diamonds blindfolded and tame wolves with just a bone. And you’re like, “I gotta see this for myself!” So you join the server and it’s just a wild ride of insane challenges and wacky adventures. Plus, the admins are always throwing in unexpected twists and turns, like making you build a rollercoaster through the Nether or survive a zombie apocalypse in the jungle. It’s like a never-ending circus of chaos and laughter, and you never know what’s gonna happen next. So come join the fun and see if you can outwit these ancient Minecraft masters!

Durian Bloom Bonanza

15 days, 50 days, agricultural research, agriculture, Bloom, bonanza, climate change, dry weather, durian, Farming, flowering, Grafted, independent, Observation, plant biology, plant growth, Plants, researchers, Seed, trigger, tropical fruit, weather patterns

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1354
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Enchantments Applied:	218

LOLZ COME JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE GOT DURIAN FLOWERS POPPIN’ OFF EVERYWHERE! YEAH, YOU HEARD RIGHT, DURIAN FLOWERS! OUR RESEARCHERS HAVE DISCOVERED THAT 15 DAYS OF DRY WEATHER CAN MAKE THESE BAD BOYS BLOOM LIKE CRAZY!

IMAGINE WALKIN’ AROUND IN MINECRAFT AND SEEIN’ DURIAN FLOWERS SPRINGIN’ UP ALL OVER THE PLACE! IT’S A SIGHT TO BEHOLD, I TELL YA! AND GET THIS, THE FLOWERING HAPPENS AROUND 50 DAYS AFTER THE DRY SPELL, NO MATTER IF THE PLANT WAS GRAFTED OR GROWN FROM A SEED!

SO, IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST DURIAN-FILLED MINECRAFT SERVER OUT THERE, COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US! WE PROMISE YOU WON’T BE DISAPPOINTED! DURIAN FLOWERS FOR DAYS, BABY!

Everwild

21, Additions, Armor Poser, BKpgXwzD, Chat, Discord, discord/MC, dragon elytra drop, Everwild, hard mode, Head Drops, Minecraft tags, Miniblocks, No Resets, NZ/AUZ, redye, Sit, smp, smp server, username, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2123
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35

Minecraft Server Overview

Version	1.21.4
Resets	No resets
Difficulty	Hard mode
Additional Features	Voice chat, armor poser, head drops, miniblocks, /sit, dragon elytra drop, redye, discord/MC chat, and more!

Join our discord server and let us know your username: https://discord.gg/BKpgXwzD

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Simply connect to the server using the IP address provided.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	Yes, PvP is allowed in designated areas.
Are mods allowed on the server?	Only approved mods are allowed. Check with an admin before using any mods.
How do I report a player for misconduct?	Contact a moderator or admin through discord to report any player misconduct.
Can I build my own structures on the server?	Yes, players are encouraged to build their own structures within the server rules.

Dragon Ball Super Minecraft Server

Akira Toriyama, Anime, Ball, Broly, Dragon Ball community, Dragon Ball fandom, Dragon Ball GT, dragon ball heroes, dragon ball manga, dragon ball super, Dragon Ball universe, dragon ball z, Dragon Balls, Dragon.., Frieza, goku, Minecraft, movie announcement, save us, Server, Super, Super Saiyan, toei animation, Universe Survival Saga, Vegeta

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1273
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Players Killed by Monsters:	7797	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Yo, broskis, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like for realzies. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, only on this server can you find the secret to saving the world – through making a movie announcement! I know, sounds cray cray, but trust me, it’s the only way to stop the impending doom. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, build, and make that blockbuster announcement that will save us all. Don’t be a square, join now!

Minecraft SMP – /rdg/ – Rush Duel General

card game, Decklists, Duel, duel links, Duelingbook, EDOPro, Evolution Impact, Galactica of Eternity, general, Go Rush anime, Jump Festa goods, Konami, Minecraft, News, Probability Calculator, rdg, Red-Reboot SD, Rush, Rush Duel, smp, trading card game, Triple Build Pack, upcoming releases, Yu-Gi-Oh!, Yu-Gi-Oh! community

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7944
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	3393	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Welcome to our totally rad Minecraft SMP where the only way to win is by Rush Dueling your opponents to victory! Join us for epic battles and crazy shenanigans as we navigate through the world of Rush Duels like never before.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is guarded by a giant Blue-Eyes White Dragon that breathes fireballs made of Exodia pieces. Defeat it and claim the title of Duel Master!

2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare cards and treasure chests guarded by a pack of angry Kuribohs. Can you outsmart them and claim the loot?

3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of Yugi Muto himself, who challenges players to duels in the dead of night. Win against him and earn his respect (and maybe a rare card or two)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and embark on the craziest Rush Duel adventure of your life! Just remember, the only rule is to have fun and duel like there’s no tomorrow!

SleepyScreams Minecraft Server

Communication, coping mechanisms, emotional distress, exhaustion, medical help, mental health, Minecraft, Night terrors, Nightmares, partner, relationship issues, seeking help, self-care, Server, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, sleep talk, sleep terrors, SleepyScreams, Support, Therapy, Understanding, yelling in sleep

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5090
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	347	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the horrors of night terrors and sleep talking by building your dream world! Join us and leave the nightmares behind as you create your own virtual paradise.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about being yelled at for having a bad dream or talking in your sleep. In fact, we encourage all forms of communication, even if it’s in your sleep! Let your creativity run wild as you craft, build, and explore in a supportive and understanding community.

Forget about being called an asshole for waking someone up from a nightmare – on our server, we embrace all forms of expression, even if it means waking up your partner with your night terrors. Join us and experience a world where your sleep struggles are understood and accepted.

So come on, join our Minecraft server and leave the real-life drama behind. Build your own dream world and sleep peacefully knowing that you are not alone in your struggles. Let’s create a virtual utopia together!

CousinCraft – School Woes

academic opportunities, all-girls school, behavior issues, Catholic school, Communication Issues, CousinCraft, education, expressing opinions, family dynamics, family expectations, family pressure, feeling unheard, high school, language classes, private high school, scholarship opportunities, School, school choice, school expenses, school preferences, teenage rebellion, teenage struggles, woes

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6939
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Ores Mined:	7433

Are you tired of being forced into things you don’t want to do? Join our Minecraft server and take control of your own destiny! No more being told where to go or what to do – here, you make the rules!

Just like this poor 14F who is being forced into a Catholic school against her will, you too can break free from the shackles of authority and forge your own path in our virtual world. Say goodbye to overbearing grandparents and hello to unlimited possibilities!

On our server, you can study any language you want, take any class you desire, and be whoever you want to be. No more being scolded for expressing your opinions – here, your voice matters!

So come join us and experience the freedom you’ve always dreamed of. Who needs a good public high school when you have a Minecraft server that lets you be the master of your own fate? Let’s break free together and create our own destiny!

SnoozeSquad Minecraft SMP

early risers, Minecraft, morning activities, morning alone time, morning chores, morning exercise, morning habits, morning meditation, morning motivation, morning peace, morning productivity, morning quiet, morning quiet time, morning reading, morning reflection, morning rituals, morning routine, morning self-care, morning solitude, morning work, productivity, smp, SnoozeSquad

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1838
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Animals Bred:	81	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that only morning people can join. Like, if you’re not up at the crack of dawn, don’t even bother trying to join. Why? Because we have secret morning rituals where we sacrifice creepers to the Minecraft gods for good luck. And get this – our spawn point is a giant pancake that you have to parkour across to get to the main world. It’s so lit, bro.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret society of chickens that run the server. They’re like the mafia of Minecraft, I swear. If you cross them, they’ll send a horde of zombie pigmen after you. It’s wild, man.

And don’t even get me started on our annual llama race. Yeah, you heard me right. We have llamas that race around the server and the winner gets a diamond horse armor. It’s the most intense thing you’ll ever witness, bro.

So if you’re a morning person looking for a crazy, wacky Minecraft SMP to join, hit me up. But remember, if you’re not up with the sun, you ain’t welcome here. It’s morning people only, baby.

BlockyBootyCraft

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1110
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10

Are you tired of wandering through the vast lands of Minecraft alone, only to stumble upon unsightly builds that make you want to log off immediately? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious antics, and jaw-dropping creations that will leave you in awe.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you won’t find any of those cringy builds that make you question your life choices. We have a strict “no ugly builds” policy, ensuring that every corner of our world is a feast for the eyes. Plus, our community is full of talented builders who will inspire you to unleash your creativity like never before.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the Minecraft server of your dreams. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground club where players gather to discuss the things in porn that turn them off. Just kidding…or are we? 😉

OrthodoxCraft Minecraft Server

anti-Jewish sentiment, anti-semitism, antisemitism, discrimination, ethnic tensions, Hate Speech, Jewish community, Jewish conspiracy, Jewish stereotypes, Jews, Minecraft, OrthodoxCraft, putin, religious conflict, Religious division, religious extremism, religious intolerance, religious persecution, religious tensions, Reviving antisemitic trope, russia, Russian Orthodox Church, Server, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	873
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

so like, you know how putin is always causing drama and stuff? well, now he’s saying that jews are like, destroying the russian orthodox church. like, what even is that?! but hey, if you wanna escape all that craziness, come join our minecraft server! we’ve got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. plus, our diamonds are made of pure gold and our creepers give out hugs instead of explosions. so come on over and join the fun, because who needs putin drama when you can have a blast on our server!