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Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 100/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Astral Amulets Crafted: 16
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 40 Mineshafts Explored: 1
Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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