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CraftyHub: SneakySpouseInsure

AITAH, confirmed worries, CraftyHub, finances, financial exposure, financially exposed, Health Insurance, invoice, pay for it, paying for it, pissed, pride, Proud, Secretly, SEPARATE, separate finances, signing up, SneakySpouseInsure, uninsured, Value, Waste of Money, Wife

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	175
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Runes Activated:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	74

Are you tired of living on the edge without health insurance in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we provide virtual health insurance for all players, whether they like it or not!

Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8896
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Alien Abductions:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6794
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60
Dragon Eggs Found:	5165	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Votes:	182	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	755
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Star Shards Collected:	137	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2798
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Star Shards Collected:	113	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9592
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6196
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Mines Excavated:	4954
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Falling into the Void:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	3

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4887
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8439
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5673
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	125	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Emeralds Found:	8991
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	16	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4140
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Zombie Dances:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7104
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Void Gems Collected:	19	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Endless Night Skies:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	613
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6624
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	6
New Chunks Explored:	535088	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8712
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Runes Activated:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	15

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

Players:	94/100	Votes:	6485
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	414