Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 92/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 12 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 53 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 7072 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 31 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire, battling dragons with nothing but a wooden sword, and befriending creepers who just want a hug (or maybe to explode, who knows?).
Our server is so amazing that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun. Rumor has it that he’s actually a moderator now, helping players navigate the treacherous world of blocky adventures.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness that awaits you. And hey, did we mention that our server is powered by unicorn magic? Yeah, you heard that right. Unicorns. Magic. It’s a thing.
