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So if you want your Minecraft experience to be filled with praise for your virtual manhood, come join us and show off your impressive block-building skills in more ways than one!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found: 5 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
Royal Courts Attended: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Alien Abductions: 4
Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
Volcanoes Explored: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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