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Join us and receive compliments like “Your blocky member is truly a work of art” and “I’ve never seen such a magnificent pickaxe before!” Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon himself once whispered sweet nothings about a player’s diamond sword.

So if you want your Minecraft experience to be filled with praise for your virtual manhood, come join us and show off your impressive block-building skills in more ways than one!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 109/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Enchantments Applied: 201
Love Letters Sent: 18 Reality Warps Survived: 2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 9
Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Star Shards Collected: 193

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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