Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where no one appreciates the true beauty of your pixelated manhood? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole cult dedicated to worshipping the majestic phallus of every player!

Join us and receive compliments like “Your blocky member is truly a work of art” and “I’ve never seen such a magnificent pickaxe before!” Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon himself once whispered sweet nothings about a player’s diamond sword.

So if you want your Minecraft experience to be filled with praise for your virtual manhood, come join us and show off your impressive block-building skills in more ways than one!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 93/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected: 38 Rune Stones Activated: 10
Astral Orbs Gathered: 15 Crystal Wands Charged: 8
Cozy Campfires Lit: 19 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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