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Updated September 27, 2024

Players: 95/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • RoyalMC

    RoyalMC

    RoyalMC is a Slovenian Minecraft server network with a long history. Our goal is to unite players from Slovenia and other parts of the world and provide a fun and safe environment that everyone can enjoy. Our main priority is building a nice community and server together with players.

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 20 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 10 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • DisasterMC Network

    DisasterMC Network

    Do you need an active Minecraft community to have fun with? Join the DisasterMC Network!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 38 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 6 Epic Quests Completed: 22
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 15

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • MasterCraft

    MasterCraft

    MasterCraft was founded in 2016 by Jheyson Henrique out of pure hobby and today, together with our players, we are one of the largest RankUP servers.We work on all versions equal to or greater than 1.8Servidor de RankUP, Factions, Survival

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 12 Alien Abductions: 3
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Dragon Eggs Found: 627
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Survivaldub

    Survivaldub

    Server Survival + PvP + LifeSteal + McMMO + MobArenas + Hunger Games + SurvivalOP + BoxPvP + Practice + AdminShop + User Markets + Experience Bank + Jobs + Anti-Theft Protections + Anticheats + Portals + and… Much more… .

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 8
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20
    Epic Quests Completed: 28 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Acorn

    Acorn

    Semi-Vanilla Survival Player-built shops Player-run economy Player vs Environment Grief-free Theft-free

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 16
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Gods Slained: 0 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • DemocracyCraft

    DemocracyCraft

    DemocracyCraft is a City Roleplay server focused on the player’s ability to create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. Play in an urban city environment, or beyond in the depths of the wild. The server boasts cars, helicopters, a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, among other realistic, life-like features!Java IP: play.democracycraft.netBedrock (beta) IP: play.democracycraft.net Port: 19132 (default)

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 12 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • MirageCraft Pixelmon Reforged

    MirageCraft Pixelmon Reforged

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 6 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 19
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Harry’s Network

    Harry’s Network

    Harry’s Network boasts a variety of exclusive, unique persistent gamemodes and minigames built from the ground up with custom-made plugins that are worthy of your time. Copy the IP and check them out!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 36 Haunted Chests Opened: 0
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • BiscuitSMP

    BiscuitSMP

    Welcome to BiscoitoSMP, a server made for all Minecraft fans! BiscoitoSMP is a vanilla server with several events and history On the server we have: Events, Clans, Wars, Alliances, Weddings, incredible friendships, History and fun!In BiscuitSMP you can write your own story, you can choose to be the hero or villain!# » Enter no server > IP: biscoitosmp.fun > Porta Bedrock: 25566Version: 1.12 to 1.20 Platform: Bedrock and Java!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 7
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 29 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 19

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • MineFruit

    MineFruit

    Bringing a fun time and an enjoyable experience to the Lifesteal gamemode. Java and Bedrock compatible! Frequent updates and changes!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 7 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 47 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • RLCraft by CraftersLand

    RLCraft by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rl.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 39
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 313 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Mines Excavated: 2975 Ores Mined: 5364
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4919 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Hometown

    Hometown

    Here in Hometown, we are a simple, but very well made server with a community unlike any other. The spawn is unique, but also simple and easy to navigate. We believe Multiplayer is for playing with others and with your friends, so we try our best for every player to connect with others by allowing players to have the ability to teleport to others. Here in hometown we try our best to keep you and your things safe. With our anti grief plugins, any grief will be undone; chests will be protected,PvP will be disabled, and horses will have locks. We also offer the user a variety of minigames to play such as Splegg, CTF, DeathMatch, Parkour Race, and many more. With all that, there’s also a community controlled economy with user made shops in our widely unique marketplace. What are you waiting for? Make yourself at home!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 6 New Chunks Explored: 839522
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 448 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
    Mines Excavated: 2472 Treasure Maps Found: 6
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 18 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • GrimmRP

    GrimmRP

    Server launches December 15th!GrimurRP is a vanilla world-building roleplay server featuring a wide array of custom plugins and clever resource-pack use to create a fully realised steampunk experience.If I’ve captured your interest I’d love to invite you to join us over at: Web: https://grimurrp.com Server: grimurrp.com or play.grimurrp.com Discord: discord.gg/grimur Matrix: https://matrix.to/#/#grimurrp:matrix.org

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 15
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Epic Battles Fought: 18
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • SiphonMC

    SiphonMC

    Embark on epic adventures on SiphonMC! Explore custom biomes, team up with pals, and protect your creations. Rise through the ranks by completing jobs and collecting unique gear sets from daily-spawning bosses. Join our friendly community for thrilling PvP events and pure survival fun. Discover the joy of Dungeons with custom bosses and gear sets – the ultimate end game!Choose your path with two exciting game modes, engage in intense Lifesteal PVP where anything goes, or enjoy a more relaxed Survival mode with keep inventory and flight time. Both modes feature custom mounts,dungeons,gear sets,skills,and more for a brand new way to explore the server. Join us now for a community-focused adventure!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12 Animals Bred: 83
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Divine Spears Created: 26
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • MCLabs

    MCLabs

    In MCLabs, you choose to be a CHEMIST or a COP. Chemists grow crops to turn them into illegal CHEMS and COMPOUNDS to sell. Cops try to arrest chemists and take the chems for themselves. Use money from selling chems to rank up, earning new perks and abilities to build your chem empire towards Chem Lord status, or to ascend the police ranks towards Operator status.MCLabs has been running for over 10 years (formerly known as MC-Drugs/MCDrugs) and is home to unique mechanics not seen on any other server.Along with the main Chems gamemode, we have Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, and a unique PvE experience: The Pit.

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2
    Chimeras Created: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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