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| Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 174 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 10 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 12 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 8 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
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if u join dis server, u gonna be part of the most epic adventure of ur life. we got dungeons filled with treasure, dragons to slay, and a secret underground lair where we keep all the cookies.
but wait, there’s more! we also have a petting zoo with llamas, pandas, and even a polar bear that knows how to play the guitar. and if u ever get bored, just hop on a minecart and ride around our massive rollercoaster that goes through lava pits and over giant mushrooms.
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