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Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 238 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Gods Slained: | 0 | Crops Grown: | 2632 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 8524 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 362 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
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