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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 92/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
Dragon Eggs Found: 5403 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3
Royal Courts Attended: 4 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
Meteorites Collected: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11 Goblin Markets Raided: 10

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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