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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 90/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 19

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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