What’s the female equivalent of having a random boner? It’s joining our Minecraft server and suddenly finding yourself surrounded by a herd of pink sheep wearing sunglasses and dancing to disco music. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist the urge to join in on the fun and build your own disco sheep army to take over the virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots. So come on, join us and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 103/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16 Divine Scrolls Written: 25
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 0
Infinity Stones Found: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
Infernal Machines Built: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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