What’s the female equivalent of having a random boner? It’s joining our Minecraft server and suddenly finding yourself surrounded by a herd of pink sheep wearing sunglasses and dancing to disco music. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist the urge to join in on the fun and build your own disco sheep army to take over the virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots. So come on, join us and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 96/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16
Undead Armies Raised: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
Players Killed by Monsters: 550 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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