come join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamonds for days and creepers that tell dad jokes.

ever seen a chicken ride a minecart? well, you will on our server. the villagers have their own reality show and the zombies are actually pretty good at karaoke.

if you join now, you’ll get a free pet ender dragon that farts rainbows. and don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party we have every friday night.

so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s build a world where anything is possible. just watch out for the exploding sheep, they’re a real blast.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 94/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 43
Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 5
Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 1
Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Magical Moments Shared: 21
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 21

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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