PixelPanic: Where creepers try to blow up our ‘safest’ Japanese village but get stuck in cobwebs instead lol

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of creepers blowing up your meticulously crafted builds? Sick of getting ganked by mobs in the dead of night? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is SAFER than Japan! That’s right, you heard it here first folks! Our server has a zero creepers policy and our admin team patrols the virtual streets, making sure no skeletons or zombies are causing any trouble.

But that’s not all! On our server, crime doesn’t exist. That’s right, you can leave your diamond pickaxe unattended and it won’t magically disappear. Our server has a magical force field that repels any would-be thieves or griefers. It’s like being in the Witness Protection Program, but in Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a crime-free, creeper-free Minecraft utopia. Just be careful not to trip over a block and stub your virtual toe – we haven’t figured out how to make the server health and safety compliant yet.

Face App Minecraft SMP

facial recognition, viral app., aging app, online editing tool, photo retouching

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, FaceApp, we have a special plugin that allows you to customize your character’s face with hilarious filters! Want to give your character a mustache or make them look like a baby? We’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed a chicken army so large that they have taken over an entire village! Join us on FaceApp and help either overthrow the Chicken King or join forces with them to rule over all of Minecraft!

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes! So what are you waiting for? Join FaceApp today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there!

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NoFunCraft Minecraft Server

honesty in relationships, gravity, Communication, passenger princess, Conversation

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where honesty is the best policy! If you’re tired of pretending to have fun on other servers, then this is the place for you. Just like the time I was on a nature hike with my brother in Arizona, I didn’t sugarcoat my feelings about walking uphill. And just like how I told my brother I wasn’t having fun, I’ll tell you straight up if I’m not enjoying myself here.

But don’t worry, there’s plenty of fun to be had on our server! We have epic builds, crazy minigames, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. So come join us and experience the most honest and hilarious Minecraft server around. Who needs fake fun when you can have real laughs?

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TireDramaCraft

financial reasons, anxiety, living together, half cost, flat tire

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join now for a chance to witness the epic battle between a dad (66/m) and his daughter (34/f) as they navigate the treacherous waters of flat tires, online dating, and financial woes. Will the daughter break first and take a Lyft to work, or will the dad triumph in this game of financial chicken? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of paying half the rent, phone bills, cable/internet bills, garbage bills, groceries, gas, and even Hanukkah gifts for your dad, all while trying to save up for a new vehicle. And don’t forget about the $100 the dad owes you for all those dates! It’s like a real-life simulation, but in Minecraft form!

So come join us on this wild ride of family dynamics, financial struggles, and passive-aggressive behavior. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now! 🎮🤪

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Age of Blocks

significant date, Time, aging, Birthday, special day

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have a time machine that lets you go back to december 31st so you can know everyone’s age from that year. it’s like a weird superpower but in minecraft form.

we also have a secret underground lair filled with talking cows that give you quests to find the rarest diamonds in the game. but watch out, they have a secret agenda to take over the server with their cow army.

if that’s not enough, we have a giant floating island made entirely of cake that regenerates every time you take a bite. but be careful, the cake is alive and it doesn’t like being eaten.

so come join us for a wild ride of time travel, talking cows, and living cake. you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

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SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK Minecraft server

Events, PvE, husk, Survivalgames, Friendly

The owner of the “SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

2t.vanilla-box.ru

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