PixelPanic – The ultimate Minecraft server where all you do is look for diamonds and avoid creepers! Join us now and level up your build game!

AVOID, BUILD, couch gaming., CREEPERS, diamonds, Ellie, Fairies, Game, Gnomes, hate, Innocence, Join, jokes, LEVEL, Minecraft, niceness, part 2, PC, PixelPanic, posturing, series, Server, Smile, Story, The Last of Us, TLOU1, tlou2, Ultimate, world

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	185
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of innocent smiles, jokes, and niceness in games? Do you want to see characters lose everything and hate the world instead? Then join our Minecraft server where we guarantee you’ll never see a gnome-loving, fairy-hating character like Ellie from TLOU1 again!

Our server offers a twisted and dark version of Minecraft where innocence is frowned upon and the world is full of chaos. We believe that playing TLOU1 before Part 2 is a mistake, so come join us and experience the ultimate downfall of all that is good and pure in the gaming world!

Plus, if you hate couch gaming as much as we do, you’ll be relieved to know that our server is exclusively for PC players. Say goodbye to couches and hello to a world where only the darkest, craziest gamers thrive. Join us now if you’re ready to embrace the madness and leave innocent smiles behind!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5788
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Void Gems Collected:	13	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2772
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.

SurvivalState Network

Community, Custom Shop, Discord, discord server, Economy, Extreme Minecraft Experience, Factions, Factories, growth, minecraft server, multiplayer, nation, Network, ONLINE, Plots, PvP, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Server, SurvivalState, Towny, Townywars

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3105
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Star Shards Collected:	131
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Server Name	SurvivalState Network
Server Type	Minecraft Towny
Version	1.21.1
Features	Economy TownyWars Factories Custom Shop Extreme Minecraft Experience Many More

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

What is Towny on this server?

Towny is similar to factions where players are grouped together within a town. Towns can create their own bylaws and run as they please. Members are given x amount of plots per person and can gain more by joining a nation. TownyWars are also enabled for that faction-like gameplay.

How long has the server been open?

SurvivalState Network has been open since 2017, only supporting Towny at the moment. We are a tight-knit community that is expanding to new players.

What is the server’s Discord?

Join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/m48zasjftU.

How can I join the server?

You can join us at play.survivalstate.net on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Lazuli Light Realm 1.20

#youtube, alt, bluesky, debut, Elira Pendora, Ero Sakana, FairyFreaky, FeeshMetal Gear, Finana Ryugu, Forever Home, Fujo Solar Dragon, Ghost Maid, graduated, lazuli, lazulight, LazuLight in 3D., LazuLight Music, Lazulight+ General, Light, M&M Podcast, mega.nz, Mint Fantôme, Pomu Rainpuff, Realm, twitter, vods, Voicepacks, Wallpapers

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7202
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Snowy Minecraft SMP Sale 2024

Bad Luck, Bee, christmas present, digital downloads, DISCOUNTS, games, Gaming Community, gaming deals, holiday joy, holiday season, Meal, Minecraft, pc games, Profiles, room, sale, smp, Snowy, steam winter sale, video games, wishlist recommendations, wishlists

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2320
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Void Gems Collected:	28	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2512	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and unexpected alliances. Our server is like no other, with crazy events happening every day that will leave you in stitches.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and rare loot just waiting to be discovered. Plus, our resident prankster has rigged the entire server with booby traps that will keep you on your toes at all times.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to cause mayhem and mischief wherever they go. You never know what crazy scheme they’ll come up with next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a blast!

So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And remember, your fortune may say “Bad Luck,” but with a little bit of chaos and a whole lot of laughter, you’ll be having the time of your life!

CheckMate Minecraft Server

abandoned pets, animal control, animal cruelty, animal rescue, animal welfare, calling authorities, checking on pets, CHECKMATE, concerned citizen, dogs in cages, ethical dilemma, excessive barking, intervention, landlord issues, Minecraft, neglected pets, neighbor dispute, pet care, pet neglect, responsible pet ownership, Server, welfare check, welfare of animals

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5782
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Love Letters Sent:	19
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Dimension Hops:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner animal lover? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual animal shelter, but with a twist – instead of rescuing dogs, you’ll be rescuing pixelated pigs and cows from the clutches of evil mobs!

Join our server and experience the thrill of saving helpless animals from neglect and abuse. Just like the time I saved those poor dogs from my neglectful neighbors – who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures on our server?

So come on, join us and show off your compassion for virtual creatures in need. And remember, on our server, every block you break brings us one step closer to a world where all animals are safe and cared for. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the pixelated animal rescue mission begin! 🐾🐷🐮

PopcornBlockXmasTree

bug prevention, bugs, bugs control, children, Christmas tradition, christmas tree, clean house, compromise, disagreement, Disappointment, family, family gathering, Food Safety, holiday, Hosting, kitchen, Popcorn, PopcornBlockXmasTree, rules, Siblings, tradition

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3512
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	71
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6589

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s bug-free? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee no flies or ants will be crawling around your virtual kitchen! Our server is so clean, even the bugs are afraid to come near it.

Join us and experience a world where popcorn on the tree is not only allowed, but encouraged! Our virtual Christmas trees are filled with delicious popcorn that won’t attract any pesky bugs. Plus, our server is kid-friendly, so your little ones can enjoy decorating the tree without any disappointment.

So why wait? Join our bug-free, popcorn-filled Minecraft server today and experience a Christmas like no other! Who knew virtual bugs could be so picky?

BlockBusterQuotes

all-time favorite, beloved films, best movie lines, BlockbusterQuotes, cinematic quotes, classic cinema, classic movies, famous lines, famous movie lines, favorite films, film dialogue, iconic lines, memorable quotes, most quotable movie, movie one-liners, movie quotes, popular movies, timeless quotes, top movie quotes, top quotes, unforgettable quotes

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2278
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Buildings Constructed:	32
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Secret Passages Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like the most quotable movie of all time – except instead of movie quotes, we’ve got epic Minecraft moments that will have you ROFLing for days!

Join our server for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, or challenge your friends to a build-off where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week. And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist quoting all the crazy moments you’ll encounter on our server!

Sea Grass Savior Server

Balearic islands, carbon sequestration, climate action, climate adaptation, climate change, Coastal Protection, coastal resilience, conservation, Ecosystem Services, environmental impact, GRASS, marine biodiversity, marine ecosystems, mediterranean sea, Mediterranean seagrasses, ocean protection, SAVIOR, sea, Sea Level Rise, seagrass meadows, Server, sustainable ecosystems, underwater habitats, water levels

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7063
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Emeralds Found:	362
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! This crazy Minecraft server is like those Mediterranean seagrasses, cutting extreme water levels by a whopping 54%! Can you believe it? Without this server, sea levels near the Balearic Islands could rise a crazy 1.4 meters under climate change! Join now and save the virtual world from flooding! Plus, we have epic builds and insane mini-games that will blow your mind! Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join now and be a hero!

FreakCraft

Challenges, Community, Discord, discord community, Freakcraft, independent, java, java server, Machine, no plugins, No tp/sethome, player-driven, purpose-built, QUIRKS, self-hosted, Semi Vanilla, Stable, Survival, Technical, Unique, Vanilla

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1137
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12

Server Name	FreakCraft
Server Type	Vanilla
Server Version	Latest stable vanilla jar
Plugins	None
Features	No tp/sethome
Discord	https://discord.gg/kbGqBypwXj
IP	freakcraft.net

Overview:

FreakCraft was established for players seeking a true vanilla experience. Running on the minecraft-server.jar with no datapacks or plugins, unlike 95% of servers that claim to be real vanilla.

There is no fancy confusing spawn or 100 anecdotes you have to read. Be warned, players are expected to sort out their own social issues. Play how you want to play, build what you want to build. Technical minecrafters welcome.

Most players are better suited to semi-vanilla servers and we encourage you to check them out, but if you’re looking for Real Vanilla with all its quirks and challenges, FreakCraft is one of a kind.

FAQ:

Q: What version of Minecraft does FreakCraft run on?: A: FreakCraft runs on the latest stable vanilla jar version of Minecraft.
Q: Are there any plugins on FreakCraft?: A: No, FreakCraft does not have any plugins, providing a true vanilla experience.
Q: Is there a teleport or sethome feature on FreakCraft?: A: No, there is no teleport or sethome feature on FreakCraft. Players are expected to navigate the world on their own.
Q: How can I join the FreakCraft Discord server?: A: You can join the Discord server by visiting https://discord.gg/kbGqBypwXj.
Q: What type of players are recommended for FreakCraft?: A: Players looking for a true vanilla experience with all its quirks and challenges are well suited for FreakCraft.

The Rift Ruins Server 1.20.3

1.20.3, addition, Destroys, Existing, Game, game balance, game breaking bugs, game community, game design, game development, game features, game industry, Game Mechanics, game patches, game updates, Gaming, new addition, Rift, ruins, Server, video games, worst examples

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5187
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	131
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s like, so lit because we added this new crazy feature that straight up destroys the old boring gameplay. It’s like watching a creeper explode in your face, but in a good way, ya know?

Like, imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant rainbow llama comes and steals all your loot. Sounds insane, right? But that’s just the tip of the iceberg on this server.

You’ll never get bored because we’re constantly changing things up and keeping you on your toes. It’s like a rollercoaster ride through the Nether, except with more explosions and less safety regulations.

So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft experience turned upside down, then come join us on this server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world we’ve created.

New Superpower Minecraft SMP

Abilities, Advanced, capabilities, Enhanced, eXtraordinary, futuristic, Gifts, GROUNDBREAKING, Innovative, Minecraft, new, New superpower, Potential, power, Skills, smp, Special, strength, Supernatural, SUPERPOWER, Talents, Unique

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3489
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	59
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15	Star Shards Collected:	192

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the Minecraft world? Well, fear not, because our server has just discovered a new superpower that allows players to shoot fireballs from their hands and fly like a majestic eagle! Join us and become a powerful wizard, soaring through the skies and raining down destruction on your enemies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of talking pigs that can give you valuable advice on how to conquer the land. Need help building a castle? Just ask Porky the Pig for some tips! Want to find hidden treasure? Bacon the Baconator will point you in the right direction.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Carrot, rumored to grant its owner unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of cake. But be warned, the carrot is guarded by a fearsome dragon who will stop at nothing to protect its precious treasure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of magic, talking pigs, and epic quests like never before!

DadlessCraft

abandonment issues, absent dad, absent father, absent male figure, absent parent, childhood trauma, DadlessCraft, emotional impact, family dynamics, father absence, father figure, Fatherless, fatherless children, fatherless daughters, fatherless generation, fatherless homes, fatherless sons, impact of absent father, lack of role model, male influence, psychological effects

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1308
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Dimension Hops:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	188	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Ores Mined:	5639

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and experience a world where all the male figures have mysteriously disappeared, leaving you to fend for yourself in a world of chaos and confusion.

But fear not, for this is not just any ordinary survival server. Oh no, on our server, you must navigate through a series of challenges and quests to uncover the truth behind the disappearance of all the men. Will you discover the dark secret lurking in the shadows, or will you be forever lost in a world without male guidance?

Join now and embark on a hilarious and absurd journey like no other. Who needs male figures when you have a Minecraft server this wacky and wild? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world without men!

OilSpillCraft Minecraft Server

Black sea, Black Sea ecosystem, distress call, ecological impact, emergency response, environmental crisis, environmental damage, environmental disaster, marine life, marine pollution, maritime incident, Minecraft, oil cleanup, OIL INDUSTRY, oil leak, oil spill, oil spill cleanup, oil spill response, oil tanker, OilSpillCraft, Pollution, Russian tanker, Server

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2018
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Star Shards Collected:	85
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
New Chunks Explored:	233736	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Mines Excavated:	2092	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	201	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing spilling is the tea in our chat! we got more drama than a russian oil spill, but don’t worry, we clean up our mess faster than you can say “distress call”!

our server is so lit, even the third russian tanker wants in on the action. we got more fun than a barrel of oil and more excitement than a coast guard rescue mission. so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most chaotic, hilarious, and wild minecraft server you’ve ever seen.

join now and experience the madness for yourself. but be warned, once you start playing, you may never want to leave!

HamasHostageHavoc

Captivity, Ceasefire, Conflict, Diplomacy, Government, Hamas, HamasHostageHavoc, hostage release, hostages, hostages list, international relations, Israel, Israeli, MIDDLE EAST, militants, Négotiation, Palestinian, peace talks, Politics, prisoners, Release, Terrorism

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6810
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Dragon Eggs Found:	1767
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Divine Spears Created:	21
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Towns Built:	10

so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz we got this crazy storyline where Hamas is holding all these hostages in Minecraft and you gotta like, rescue them and stuff. but get this, Hamas hasn’t even given us a list of who’s still alive! so like, it’s a real challenge, ya feel me? join now and be a hero in this wacky Minecraft world where anything can happen, dude!