New Minecraft Servers

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where you can summon richfag wizards to help you find bitches you want searched! Need a creeper’s location tracked down? No problem, our wizards got you covered. Want to find that elusive diamond ore? Just ask our magical team for assistance.

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Join us now for a wild ride of adventure, magic, and ridiculous quests. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a rare unicorn mount or uncover the secret recipe for enchanted golden apples. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and let the madness begin!

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  • PixelatedPickle Minecraft SMP

    PixelatedPickle Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being the awkward loner in your Minecraft server? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our crazy SMP where the members are so tight-knit, they can practically read each other’s minds. And then there’s you, just floating around like a lost sheep. But hey, maybe you’ll finally find your place and stop being the server’s resident weirdo. Join now before they start a petition to kick you out for being too socially inept!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Vendetta

    Vendetta

    New Minecraft Servers

    Sigma SMP, only for the boys. Level 30 gyat, minimum.

    Mom told me if I have over 100 players, she will buy me new PC.

    vendetamc.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Cat Eaters Minecraft Server

    Cat Eaters Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and become a part of the epic battle between Trump and the Cat Eaters of Springfield. Rumor has it that Trump is on a mission to rid the world of these feline feasters, and you can help determine the outcome! Will you fight alongside the Cat Eaters or join forces with Trump? The choice is yours, but one thing is for sure – you won’t find a more thrilling server anywhere else! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Weekend Gartic Phone Minecraft SMP

    Weekend Gartic Phone Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild circus on steroids!

    Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks. Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn and explode again!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their trading skills. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers!

    So come on in, Faggots and Faggetes, and join the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

    Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! This server is so wild, it’s like a bunch of young hags decided to take over and create their own virtual world of madness.

    To join this server, you’ll need to go through a crazy initiation process. Post your Steam profile and prepare yourself for the most outrageous friend request you’ve ever received. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Once you’re in, it’s time to git gud. Do the tutorial, test out each hero in sandbox mode, and explore the most ridiculous item builds you can find. And don’t forget to play some bot matches to truly embrace the chaos.

    Need some extra help navigating this madness? Check out our unofficial wiki for all the insane details. And if you’re a new player, don’t worry – we have a guide that will have you laughing and learning in no time.

    So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server of mayhem and become a legend in the world of Young Hag Edition!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP