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Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 4639 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 17 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 16 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
Star Shards Collected: | 161 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
Join us as we embark on a wild journey where the Japanese have destroyed a base in Hawaii, leading to a quest to save the Jews and homosexuals by defeating the majority of white Europeans. But wait, there’s more! America is evil and retarded, so we must first kill all our brethren before taking on the Japanese.
So if you’re looking for a server with a crazy plot twist and non-stop action, come join us and be prepared for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Who needs boring old building and mining when you can be part of a wild adventure like this? Join now and let the chaos begin!