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Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 90/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
Buildings Constructed: 50 Alien Abductions: 2
Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Void Gems Collected: 17

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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