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Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 108/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 197
Players Killed by Monsters: 6994 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9
Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
Treasure Maps Found: 14 Buildings Constructed: 33

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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