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Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 30
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Love Letters Sent: 8
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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