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Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 101/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 23
Runes Activated: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Towns Built: 6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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