Are you tired of modern windows updates making your computer worse with each download? Is Linux still a pile of poop for desktop usage? And don’t even get us started on Mac being a total joke! Well, fear not my fellow gamers, because on our Minecraft server, we have the technology to build a time machine and go back to a simpler time when computers actually worked properly! Join us now and embark on a hilarious adventure through time and space as we navigate through the chaos of outdated technology and ridiculous software updates. Who needs modern technology when you can have a time machine in Minecraft?! Join us now and let’s go back to the good ol’ days!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 104/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions: 5 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
Potions Brewed: 144 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
Immortal Anvils Forged: 11 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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