Are you tired of modern windows updates making your computer worse with each download? Is Linux still a pile of poop for desktop usage? And don’t even get us started on Mac being a total joke! Well, fear not my fellow gamers, because on our Minecraft server, we have the technology to build a time machine and go back to a simpler time when computers actually worked properly! Join us now and embark on a hilarious adventure through time and space as we navigate through the chaos of outdated technology and ridiculous software updates. Who needs modern technology when you can have a time machine in Minecraft?! Join us now and let’s go back to the good ol’ days!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 102/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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