Are you tired of modern windows updates making your computer worse with each download? Is Linux still a pile of poop for desktop usage? And don’t even get us started on Mac being a total joke! Well, fear not my fellow gamers, because on our Minecraft server, we have the technology to build a time machine and go back to a simpler time when computers actually worked properly! Join us now and embark on a hilarious adventure through time and space as we navigate through the chaos of outdated technology and ridiculous software updates. Who needs modern technology when you can have a time machine in Minecraft?! Join us now and let’s go back to the good ol’ days!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players: 98/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 17
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 37 Epic Battles Fought: 9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • WifeOverDaughterCraft

    WifeOverDaughterCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than this family? Look no further! Join our server and escape the tantrums and family drama for a world of blocky fun!

    Our server is so peaceful, even Hailey would stop throwing tantrums just to play on it. And don’t worry, we won’t exclude anyone for acting like a child – in fact, we encourage it! Let your inner child run wild as you build, mine, and explore with other players.

    With our server, you can leave all the family drama behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only tantrums are from creepers blowing up your creations. Join now and leave the real world behind – we promise not to text you about choosing blocks over family!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • LoveStruck SMP

    LoveStruck SMP
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Do you dream of finding your Minecraft soulmate to build epic bases and conquer dungeons together? Look no further, because our SMP is the place where love blooms faster than a creeper explosion!

    Join us and you might just find your first love in the form of a fellow player who shares your passion for pixelated pigs and blocky landscapes. Who needs Tinder when you can find your perfect match while fighting off hordes of zombies in a haunted mansion?

    Forget about boring old survival mode, because on our SMP, every day is a new adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. From epic pranks that will make you question your trust in your fellow players to treasure hunts that will test your parkour skills, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So come on, don’t be shy! Join our SMP and who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with Minecraft all over again. And hey, if all else fails, at least you’ll have some hilarious stories to tell your friends about that time you accidentally blew up your entire base with a misplaced TNT block. Love is in the air, and it smells like burning netherrack!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 13 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Mines Excavated: 1916
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • BlockyConspiracy

    BlockyConspiracy
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to uncover the truth about the secret diamond mine hidden deep within the world. Rumor has it that only the bravest players can find it, but beware – the mine is guarded by a pack of evil creepers who will stop at nothing to protect their precious diamonds!

    But that’s not all – on our server, you can also embark on a quest to find the legendary Notch’s Golden Apple, said to grant the player unlimited power and riches. Many have tried and failed to find it, but maybe you have what it takes to succeed!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prove to the world that you have what it takes to uncover the mysteries of Minecraft! Remember, the truth is out there – you just have to dig deep enough to find it!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 23 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Herobrine Sightings: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • BeirutBoom Minecraft Server

    BeirutBoom Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting airstriked is your boring old world! we got explosions galore and crazy battles that will make your head spin like a beyblade on crack.

    we have 31 players already killed in epic pvp battles, but don’t worry, we got plenty more where that came from. join now and be part of the chaos, because who needs peace when you can have explosions and mayhem instead?

    so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most insane minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring old fart who likes peace and quiet, then maybe stay away).

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Void Gems Collected: 22
    Divine Spears Created: 17 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Reality Warps Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • NATOcraft: Ukraine’s Victory Plan

    NATOcraft: Ukraine’s Victory Plan
    so, like, ukraine is like, totally gonna join nato and get all these sick weapons, right? but, like, before they do that, they need to practice their skills in minecraft! that’s where our server comes in, dude.

    join our server and help ukraine prepare for their epic victory! we’ve got crazy challenges and epic battles that will totally get you ready for the real deal. plus, you’ll get to hang out with other players who are just as hyped about ukraine’s victory plan as you are!

    so, like, what are you waiting for? join our server now and help ukraine kick some serious butt in nato! it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, dude.

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5
    Towns Built: 7 Demon Skulls Collected: 27
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 39
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 19

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Phanerozoic Heatwave – 485M Yrs of Global Warming

    Phanerozoic Heatwave – 485M Yrs of Global Warming
    Come join our epic Minecraft server where the global temps are always a balmy 36°C! Forget about boring old Earth, we have our own crazy climate where you can build and survive in extreme conditions. Our server is so hot, it’s like living in a sauna 24/7!

    We’ve got insane events happening all the time, like giant lava floods and tornadoes made of diamonds. You’ll never be bored on our server, that’s for sure. And don’t worry about those pesky greenhouse gases, we’ve got a team of virtual scientists working round the clock to keep our planet cool.

    So come on down and join the fun! Who needs real life when you can have a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a jalapeño pepper eating contest in the Sahara desert? Let’s get crafting, baby!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 18 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Orbs of Power Found: 12
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • EnderLife

    EnderLife

    EnderLife Lifesteal SMP Join the Ultimate Minecraft Adventure

    Custom Economy – Manage Cash, Tokens, Points, and complete Quests Custom Hearts – 10 Unique Heart Types for thrilling gameplay Crates and Ranks – 5 Crates, 5 Purchasable Ranks, and 3 Obtainable Ranks Custom Enchantments and Skills – Upgrade gear and level up Skills Unique Worlds – Explore Better End Island, Custom Overworld, and more Upcoming – Upgradeable Spawners and Minions EULA-Friendly – Fair gameplay, focused on players. Not a business minded server

    Java IP: play.enderlife.online:25679 Bedrock IP: play.enderlife.online | Port: 25679 Cracked server – everyone is welcome

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 New Chunks Explored: 600494
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Infinity Stones Found: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Carl Lam MTR Server

    Carl Lam MTR Server

    This Server Is modded server, so you can’t join with IP only. By Carl Lam and Omar Cube. And don’t forget to join Discord Server Befor Join The Minecraft Server

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 15 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Hexit Archon: The Server where even the mobs have had custom makeovers! Come join the chaos now!

    Hexit Archon: The Server where even the mobs have had custom makeovers! Come join the chaos now!

    HexArchon Minecraft Server

    Description
    HexArchon is a Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with several gameplay features such as unique Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, and other areas to explore such as the Skylands and Dungeons.

    Links


    Our Values

    We are a group of people with the ambition of creating something new and unique. We are always committed to putting quality work into gameplay. We love listening to community feedback and creating something that people enjoy.


    Gameplay Mechanics


    Technicals

    We strongly prioritize server performance and responsiveness. Not only do we put focus on resource utilization during development, but we also have powerful top-of-the-line hardware that the server runs on.

    The server is run on dedicated hardware with the following specifications: * CPU: AMD Ryzen 9 7950X * RAM: 3200MHz 64GB * Storage: 2TB NVME SSD * Hosted on the US East Coast.

    We guarantee strict, zero-lag gameplay. If you are having any issues with lag, open a ticket and we will gladly help you out – even if it’s not the server’s fault.


    Joining

    • Server IP: play.hexarchon.net
    • Supports Bedrock (Port 19132). This is experimental with many technical limitations.

    Thanks for reading! We hope to see you on 🙂

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 25
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Snowflake City Minecraft Server

    Snowflake City Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on servers filled with white Canadians who are total wimps? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate playground for badass Minecraft players!

    Join us if you want to show those white Canadians how it’s done. We have epic battles, insane challenges, and even a secret underground fight club where you can prove your dominance.

    Don’t be a pussy like those white Canadians, join our server and unleash your inner warrior! Who knows, you might even become the ultimate Minecraft champion and earn the respect of players from all around the world. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show everyone what you’re made of!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 26 Dragon Scales Harvested: 164
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Emeralds Found: 1915
    Ores Mined: 640 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Candy Crush Xvideos Minecraft SMP

    Candy Crush Xvideos Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for epic races through CandyCrush™-Xvideos™ super speedway, where players ride on pigs and llamas instead of cars. Watch out for the infamous Cartnite™ SAFER barriers, they’ll knock you out faster than a creeper explosion!

    But that’s not all, we also host the annual Maxi-Pads 400, where players compete in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower of TNT or racing through a maze filled with hostile mobs. And don’t forget about our exclusive helmet cam feature, where you can watch all the action unfold on whattimeisitrightnow.com!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the thrill of the Nascar Pepto Bismal™ cup series like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in our wacky world of Minecraft madness!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 9

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • SonSquad Minecraft Server

    SonSquad Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you don’t have to ask for help? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience a world where the mobs do the chores for you! Need a creeper to take out the trash? No problem! Want a zombie to rock your baby to sleep? We got you covered! Our server is so efficient, you’ll never have to lift a finger again – unless it’s to mine some diamonds, of course.

    Forget about feeling like the only parent – on our server, the mobs are the real MVPs. Our Enderman nanny service will teleport your baby to daycare in the blink of an eye, while our Skeleton butlers will serve up some spooky snacks for your little one. And don’t worry about sleepless nights – our friendly neighborhood Witch will brew up a potion to help your baby sleep through the night.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and let the mobs take care of everything. Who needs a husband when you have a horde of helpful mobs at your service?

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Magic Wands Crafted: 8
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 43 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Phoenix Feathers Found: 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • UncleCraft: No Free Rides!

    UncleCraft: No Free Rides!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel appreciated and valued? Look no further than our server! Just like OP’s uncles and cousins, our server is clueless without you. Join us and show them how it’s done! Plus, we don’t discriminate based on gender – we value all players equally, regardless of their gender. So come on over and show off your skills, because here, everyone is valuable – even if you’re just a girl! 😉 #GirlPower #MinecraftBossLady #JoinUsToday

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 45 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 15 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • PeakStarGoneMC SMP

    PeakStarGoneMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP server if you want to uncover the mystery of which media star died at the peak of his career! Rumor has it that his ghost haunts our server, leaving behind diamond blocks as offerings to those who can solve the riddle. Will you be the one to crack the case and earn the ultimate reward? Join now for a chance to interact with celebrity ghosts and become the next big Minecraft detective!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 14
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Pixel Riches: Dreaming Big

    Pixel Riches: Dreaming Big
    If poor people fantasize about winning the lottery, the rich fantasize about joining our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Because on our server, diamonds rain from the sky instead of water! And instead of boring old mobs, you’ll be battling giant, fire-breathing chickens and zombie llamas riding on top of flying pigs! Plus, our server has a secret hidden treasure room filled with stacks of emeralds and enchanted golden apples just waiting to be found. So forget about winning the lottery, join our server and live out your wildest Minecraft dreams!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Farms Harvested: 684 Dragon Eggs Found: 6170
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 18

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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